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You Can Have Her - Sir Mix-A-Lot

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@Nikki
1394
30 Sec

You Can Have Her - song lyrics

...All this ill shit
This fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shit
What the fuck is this shit?
See the shit's video?
'PUT IT ON THE GLASS!'
'Put yo TITTIES on the glass'
This is like a pick-up line:
'How you doin?
I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG FUCKIN TITTIES on the glass?'
'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!'
'Put your titties on the glass'?!
What happened to 'How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let's catch a movie'?
No, 'Put em on the glass'
'Put em on the fuckin glass'
What the fuck is this shit?
The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on
What the fuck is the weather like in Seattle?

All my ex's, eat this one

(You can have her)

I used to have this girl, let's say her name was Mona
Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona
5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch
And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...)
Kinky, just like me
She can take a straight gee
And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3
Needless to say I was kickin it
Cause I know when I'm the only one gettin it
But - ooh, things change when you don't maintain
The same game you got her with, mayn
Flew back home, and I was slippin
Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin
Throwin drag about wantin a family
Tryin to front because he wanna be manly
Tellin my girl how I'm playin the field
Boy, you'se a jake for real
Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no snitch
Tryin to front like he rich
Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E
320, and you wanna be a hoe like me
Now you done salted my game
Told my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring
You paid a lotta money just to grab her
I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her

(You can have her)

I gotta do what I gotta do
Baby girl's through, so I need somethin new
You can't keep a good mack down
I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town
5'9" with dimples
Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples
Thinkin my game was concrete
But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes
Especially the ones who wanna settle down
Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown
Just the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey?
A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money
Down to spend till his knees bend
Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind
And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to
Plus I'm a boaster
Shaggin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar daddy
Just to get a '96 Caddy
A big truck she found
You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns
He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader
Now he got juice, so he eats her
And treats her to a big wad of cash
Too weak, so she left his ass
You can have her

(You can have her)

Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion...

I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a
Young bunny, young bunny in La-La Land
Wanna get freaky with the papa man
I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back
I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that?
One happy black man I be
When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me
Her name is Teresa
She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her
She had the long braids
Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves
Arrived at the house at last
Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass
Provocative artwork around me
Four pink slippers on the floor surround me
One pair's for her, the other pair's for who?
Plus she only lives in a one bedroom
Well hm - it might be on
Mnage--trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb
Teresa's roommate walks in
6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin
(Oh my goodness!)

(You can have her)

You done brought a big-ass man up in the room?
Girl, what's wrong with you?
Honey, that is gay
Yo partner, you can have her
Cause I don't want none of y'all
3's Company, if you know what I'm sayin
Yeah

Put it on the danceflo'

Bring it back

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@Derin
461
I got ideas of you and me on my mind And we got two nights down on the Lower East Side (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) We got Don Julio, some Diet Coke A couple joints that we could smoke 'Cause you and me, we got nothin', baby, but time (All of the time, yeah, all of the-) I've been drinkin', wasn't thinkin' Turn the week into a seven-day weekend Say the word and you know that I got you If you want it, you can have it Break my body like a habit Anything, anything that you want That I got, that's for you If you want it, you can get it Don't believe me, baby, test it Anything, anything that you want That I got, that's for you If you want it, we could Pack a bag and take this whole thing overseas (Where you wanna go, baby?) Close your eyes and you and I could play make-believe, yeah (mm-mm) Got this Cali King on Bowery Some Hennessy to rinse your teeth, yeah Crazy how you make a bad thing heavenly (ooh, yeah) I've been drinkin', wasn't thinkin' Turn the week into a seven-day weekend Say the word and you know that I got you If you want it, you can have it Break my body like a habit Anything, anything that you want That I got, that's for you If you want it, you can get it Don't believe me, baby, test it Anything, anything that you want That I got, that's for you If you want it, we could Wave goodbye to hesitation I don't want you to be patient Anything I got, go take it Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah You don't need no self-control, no Let's just live here in the moment Anything you want, you know that If you want it, you can have it Break my body like a habit Anything, anything that you want Anything, anything that you need Anything, anything Ooh-ooh If you want it, you can have it (yeah) Break my body like a habit (yeah) Anything, anything that you want (you want) That I got (I got), that's for you (that's for you) If you want it, you can get it (ooh-ooh) Don't believe me, baby, test it (come on, baby) Anything, anything that you want (ooh) That I got, that's for you (ooh, that's for you, yeah)
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@Suze
335
Got a real fine freak with a real big butt She gets real ill when she hears my cuts Got two Cadillacs, one blue, one gold Got straps on the back with a fresh set of Vogues Wheel on the back with the grill in the front 24-K gold on my trunk Got a rope like a python hanging 'round my neck Got a freak in my arms cold kicking on the set Never get ill cause I'm too damn swass Got a funky Trans-Am with a dual exhaust LA is live but Seattle is my home Hood ornament is gold cause I don't like chrome X 2 That's rippin' I'm chillin' never illin' in the place to be Down with M-I-X-A-L-O-T On the west coast driving big Cadillacs Snow-white paint job with the wheel in the back Suckers talk smack but they cannot hang But you gotta have a brain in this computerized game You get mad cause your girlfriend wants to play my song You know you wanna hear it, put the record back on! X 2 I'm a real estate investor, a hardcore dresser Money counting brother and I hate polyester Walking on the wild side pulling gold snaps I know you getting jealous because I got it like that Cruise by the way on my cellular phone Spend a hundred thousand dollars on my number two home Dog in the front yard, fence in the back Freak by my side in a Fila hat X 1 Rip This Rolling in a Nissan kicking my beats With my girl by my side looking oh so sweet Got Fila on my feet and gold on my neck Hardcore, carry cash, and I never write checks Bankroll so big I can hardly hold it You once had a dream that your grandma stole it Punched her in the eye and took my bank back You ever wonder why I'm like that? Cause I'm rippin' Now that's rippin' Yeeaahh... You like this beat but its time to change Not gonna get ill but I'm gonna get strange Push your partner throw 'em in the aisle Gonna kick it live with the "Square Dance" style I'm a rippin' motherfucker that my last name When I get wild freaks go insane Rip it to the left and a rip it to the right Gonna bust hardcore on my freaks tonight Grab your partner get up in his face Homegirl put the sucker in his place Seven days a week I'm on vacation Lets get live with the kid sensation X 2 Gonna get ill just one more time Kid Sensation with a new fresh rhyme All the fly chicks hanging on our tip Keep the girlies calm with my bullwhip All sucker DJ's I will swat Cold ill hip-hoppin with Mix-A-Lot There's girls that will dance and girls that won't Because this jam rips and other ones don't X 2 Rollin' down the avenue picking up points I like to count bank but I don't roll joints I'm a hardcore B-Boy sitting on a throne Never hanging on the ave' just kick it at home Girlies in Cali like to feel my beats Great big kick drums get more freaks Some sucker MC's say "they can't feel it" But I bet you'd be happy if I let you steal it X 3
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@Senan
597
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