I'm a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady, But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like Hamlet, all about "words, words, words" Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter I blow other dudes out of the water I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, Cold and fly like an arctic puffin, Puffin' whacky tobaccy Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki And I've been rockin this mic before electricity Way back in 1000 BCE That's before the common era, era, era, era (era era) WOAH I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up. A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. I give the perspective a switchin and Bo talks in the third person. Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Met a girl named Macy, had sex with her all day, But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin' the YMCA We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer, semi-colon, Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and Rhymin, mathematical timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle Midas. Gay dads blow pops, another sucker, Oedipus was the first motherfucker! I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Hypocrite) We the people of the USA Jose, we're not talkin to you, esé. We got a border in order to keep you out, It's what my NYU essay's about Cause we're xenophobic warrior princess, Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger Does my nephew's sense still linger? South of queers, north of hell, The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell We guard the border and we guard it well But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell Did I say liberty? I meant taco, Paco, hey you better let that rock go Cause in real life Goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins. (One more time) I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Yeah, break it down now, what) Bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist, Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist So take off your bras and burn 'em or you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, or you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. Take off your bras and burn 'em, you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, burn 'em, you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. (Hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes)

Waiting on you Trying to keep your head strong With nothing to lose You raise your voice with something to prove And all the things you say to me I can't forget them You don't leave But you tell me with your eyes what you need Oh, please Do you think that I don't know what it means? All the things you hide from me I accept them But I need you next to me If I can't hold you now Keep thinking that you might not come around I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye? You say it first You say it first to me You're in the clear While I'm waking up to nothing but tears And you stay the same Like I'm the only one that needed to change You know, the things you said to me Do you regret them? I just need you next to me If I can't hold you now Keep thinking that you might not come around I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye? You say it first You say it first to me So I Can just forget you Just forget you, ooh, ooh Can just forget you Just forget you, ooh, ooh And If I can't hold you now Keep thinking how you might not come around And I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye? You say it first, you say it first to me If I can't hold you now (if I can't hold you now) Keep thinking that you might not come around (might not come around) I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind (if I can't change your mind) Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye (our last goodbye) You say it first You say it first to me

I'd give anything but I won't give up on you I'd say anything, but not goodbye I will run with your changes and I'm always on your side And there's not a word I've ever heard that would make me change my mind Words they'll try to shake you Don't let them break you Or stop your world from turning When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Like stones in your pocket people try to wear you down Someone always wants to take the love you've found So let's runs with these changes and I want you by my side And there's not a word I've ever heard that would make me change my mind Words they'll try to shake you Don't let them break you Or stop your world from turning When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Let them burn Let them burn Underneath every word somebody's heart been broken With or without words we try to forgive Words they'll try to shake us Don't let them break us Or stop our world from turning When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Words they'll try to shake you Don't let them break you Or stop your world, stop your world from turning round When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Let them burn Let them burn

Remember the first time we had that drink? You say I'm a riot ever since You never cared, but you came out clear I was the one to play at hide and seek Do you remember our first cigarette? You were so scared you would die, I bet But those were times to not forget We hid so well no one would find our crib We laughed and cried for so many years Together or apart, what difference does it make? I was there, you were far away But then we'd cross our path What difference does it make? 'Cause we bond so well Even if I don't see you every day But when you come around I know it's Christmas time We had ideals and our promises That I'd never argue over a man Two different guys we met one day They were so nice, we could just melt Do you remember our first tournament? Friday night so high, Saturday was pain You always took it much more well, yeah I was the one to throw up and not tell We laughed and cried for so many years Together or apart, what difference does it make? I was there, you were far away But then we'd cross our path What difference does it make? 'Cause we bond so well Even if I don't see you every day But when you come around I know it's Christmas time We laughed and cried for so many years Together or apart, what difference does it make? Yeah I was there, you were far away But then we'd cross our path What difference does it make? 'Cause we bond so well Even if I don't see you every day But when you come around I know it's Christmas time 'Cause when you come around I know it's Christmas time

Heavy rain is pouring, the skies are gray Everyone is sleeping by now, since yesterday Sitting out and waiting, for one little sign That it's worth fighting for, for you and I Sounds of the ocean, make me feel high Sipping and enjoying my champagne in Hawaii I am just living my days as they come Dancing with melodies, we've got all night First touch I remember at night, it's happening (it's happening) Don't mind it's just you and I, it's destiny Waking up in the middle of the dawn, feeling like it was never even real Waking up in the middle of the night, thinking how could I even fall asleep Waking up in the middle of the dawn, feeling like it was never even real Waking up in the middle of the night, thinking Can I go to sleep? By the cold's blind, by the shore I was only dreaming slow, everything is gone Closing my eyes to see what happens now Dancing with memories, that's all I've got First kiss I can feel your lips, so heavenly Hold on, stay close to me, it's destiny Waking up in the middle of the dawn, feeling like it was never even real Waking up in the middle of the night, thinking how could I even fall asleep Waking up in the middle of the dawn, feeling like it was never even real Waking up in the middle of the night, thinking It's never real Waking up in the middle of the dawn, feeling like it was never even real Waking up in the middle of the night, thinking how could I even fall asleep (let's fall asleep) Waking up in the middle of the dawn, feeling like it was never even real (it's never real) Waking up in the middle of the night, thinking Can I go to sleep?

Lovings and feels, wicked as they are Coming with fears, platonic so far Boy had a girl, I had you boy Misunderstood, no joy, no more Lovings and feels, wicked as they are Coming with fears, platonic so far Left it open, talking by my heart Cause I'm dying hoping That's, where it all starts Is this love, is this love That's question not asked If love is this love Don't crave it too much Is love is this love That's question not asked If love is this love Don't crave it too much And when you smile And I glow You got me now And I have you boy And when you smile And I glow You got me now And I have you boy Lovings and feels In our favourite bar You kissed my red lips Lighted my cigar I looked right at you Boy, you not my guy So glad I met you Thank you and goodbye Is this love, is this love That's question not asked If love is this love Don't crave it too much Is love is this love That's question not asked If love is this love Don't crave it too much And when you smile And I glow You got me now And I have you boy And when you smile And I glow You got me now And I have you boy And when you smile... Lovings and feels, wicked as they are... Lovings and feels, wicked as they are...