And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat If I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single I couldn't bring myself to marrying an old Dale Well, it'd just be me and Trigger We'd go riding through them movies Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat The mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe Well, kiss my ass, I bought a boat I'm going out to sea And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers I'd come and go wherever I would please And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree And I'd scare 'em by the light pole But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat I said me upon my pony on my boat

Look at her in the spotlight I love her purple hair She can do what she wants to As crazy as she dares She doesn't need to be polite I wish I had her life Then I would be so free I wish I had her life I'd be another me Look at her in the throne room Every hair just right She has tea in the morning And bonbons every night Wouldn't that be nice? I wish I had her life Then I would be so free I wish I had her life I'd be another me They'd do my nails I'd stroll the grounds I would wear whatever And then I'd rock Have time for me It just might happen Never I wish I had her life Then I would be so free And everything would suddenly Be just the way that I dreamed it could be I wish I had her life I wish I had her life I wish I had her life I wish I had her life Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh So beautiful and bright I wish I had her life

You were that whiskey running through my veins You were that first sweet taste of Mary Jane All alone in the darkness watching my hands shake But they don't have a rehab for heartbreak It's your blue sundress with the strap falling off of your shoulder It's that all night moonlight drive, you saying baby pull over, pull over It's that long kiss barely coming up for air Had to have you anytime and everywhere So hooked on you probably never get clean and sober Whoa, I bang my head against the moon I bang my fist against the wall You always used to get me high Now all I do is crash and fall I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals Yeah you got me going through 'em It's the rain on the window with your body wrapped tight around me It's that lightning flash in your eyes make me want you so badly, madly You're the ghost that's still sleeping in my bed A song I can't turn off in my head You're the perfect storm, yeah baby, and I'm still drowning Whoa, I bang my head against the moon I bang my fist against the wall You always used to get me high Now all I do is crash and fall I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals Yeah you got me going through 'em I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals, yeah I bang my head against the moon I bang my fist against the wall You always used to get me high Now all I do is crash and fall I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals I'm going through withdrawals Yeah you got me going through 'em

I thought I had it locked up tight, had the only key to my life Thought I built the walls up high enough I was king of the neon lights, wore the crown on Friday nights I was winning the losing fight 'til you showed up, yeah You kicked my door in and stole my heart away and Took all my lonely nights and ran off with my bad days Girl, you didn't leave nothing but the wonderful You're a beautiful criminal How'd you get away with this, I thought it was just a kiss I ain't been the same since you laid it on me Yeah, baby, you wrecked this place with just a smile on your pretty face It's all changed, didn't leave a trace of the old me, baby You kicked my door in and stole my heart away and Took all my lonely nights and ran off with my bad days Girl you didn't leave nothing but the wonderful You're a beautiful criminal, yeah You're a criminal So take it all girl, I won't stop you Oh, and I'm so glad that I caught you, now I got you You kicked my door in and stole my heart away Took all my lonely nights and ran off with my bad days You didn't leave nothing but the wonderful You're a beautiful criminal Baby, you're a criminal, yeah You're a criminal You're a criminal

Been there, done that, messed around I'm having fun, don't put me down I'll never let you sweep me off my feet I won't let you in again The messages I've tried to send My information's just not going in Burning bridges shore to shore I'll break away from something more I'm not turned on to love until it's cheap Been there, done that, messed around I'm having fun, don't put me down I'll never let you sweep me off my feet This time, baby, I'll be Bulletproof This time, baby, I'll be Bulletproof I won't let you turn around And tell me now I'm much too proud To walk away from something when it's dead Do, do, do your dirty words Come out to play when you are heard There's certain things that should be left unsaid So tick, tick, tick, tick on the watch And life's too short for me to stop Oh, baby, your time is running out See, I won't let you turn around And tell me now I'm much too proud And all you do is fill me up with doubt This time, baby, I'll be Bulletproof This time, baby, I'll be Bulletproof This time, baby, I'll be Bulletproof This time, baby, I'll be Bulletproof

Yeah, you know I love you in a tight dress But you're, oh my God, slipping out of it You turn me on, girl, you know you do But you tear me up even better in boots We ain't gotta worry 'bout getting dirty We can do whatever we want Baby, put your Luccheses on You know you want to 'Cause we got a full moon And it's Friday night Girl, you got me so hooked Ain't nothing ever looked better in boots, yeah Fair, girl it ain't even fair When all it takes is you letting down your hair To drive me wild, like you know you do It works every time but even better in boots We ain't gotta worry 'bout getting dirty We can do whatever we want Baby, put your Luccheses on You know you want to 'Cause we got a full moon And it's Friday night Girl, you got me so hooked Ain't nothing ever looked better in boots, aw! We ain't gotta worry 'bout getting dirty We can do whatever we want Baby, put them Luccheses on You know you want to 'Cause we got a full moon And it's Friday night Girl, you got me so hooked Ain't nothing ever looked better in boots Girl, you got me so hooked Ain't nothing ever looked better in them boots, yeah

Gonna drive like hell through your neighborhood Park this Silverado on your front lawn Crank up a little Hank, sit on the hood, and drank I'm about to get my pissed off on I'm gonna aim my headlights into your bedroom windows Throw empty beer cans at both of your shadows I didn't come here to start a fight, but I'm up for anything tonight You know you broke the wrong heart baby and drove me redneck crazy I wish I knew how long it's been going on How long you've been getting some on the side Now, he can't amount to much by the look of that little truck Well he won't be getting any sleep tonight I'm gonna aim my headlights into your bedroom windows Throw empty beer cans at both of your shadows I didn't come here to start a fight, but I'm up for anything tonight You know you broke the wrong heart baby and drove me redneck crazy, yeah Redneck crazy Did you think I'd wish you both the best, endless love and happiness? You know that's just not the kind of man I am I'm the kind that shows up at your house at 3 A.M. I'm gonna aim my headlights into your bedroom windows Throw empty beer cans at both of your shadows I didn't come here to start a fight, but I'm up for anything tonight You gone and broke the wrong heart baby and drove me redneck crazy, yeah You drove me redneck crazy, oh yeah yeah