Willie The Pimp - Frank Zappa

Holton Street Dean Street (click clack) President (uh huh) Nostril out (DP's) Orange Al (RPG's) Tee Town (Who wanna ride?) Brooklyn Come on, Come on Sittin' in the living room on the floor All the pain got me on some migraine shit But I'm gonna maintain Nigga got 2 or 3 dollars to my name And my homies in the same boat going through the same thing Ready for a cake Better plot for the paper We been living in the dark since April On the candle Gotta get a handle My homie got a 25 automatic added to the caper Nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid We gonna order pizza and when we see the driver We gonna stick the 25 up in his face Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors Head to the notorious Southside One weapon to the four of us Hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights White boy in the wrong place at the right time Soon as the car door open up he mine We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose By the look on his face he probably shitted in his clothes You know what this is It's a stick up Gimme the do' from your pickups You ran into the wrong niggaz We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes So we split up and met back at the apartment Hell yeah (yo ain't you hungry my nigga?) Hell yeah (you wanna get paid my nigga?) Hell yeah (ain't you tired of starving my nigga?) Hell yeah (well lets ride then) Hell yeah, Hell yeah I know a way we can get paid you can get down but you can't be afraid Let's go to the DMV And get a ID The name says you but the face is me Now it's your turn take my paper work Like 1, 2, 3 lets make it work Then, fill out the credit card application And its gonna be bout 3 weeks a waiting For American Express Discoviry card Platinum visa, master card Cause we was spooked as shit like we's was targets Now we just walk right up and say charge it To the game we rocking brand names Goin on out the park store chains We even got the boys in the crew a few things Po Po never know who to true blame Sto' after Sto' you know we kept rolling Wait two weeks report the car stolen Repeat this like a like a laundry mat Like a glitch in the system it's hard to catch Coming out the mall with the shopping bags We can take it right back then get the cash Yea, get a friend and then do it again Damn right that's how we paid the rent Hell yeah Time to get this paper I'm down for the caper Please steady on It's a deadly struggle We all gotta hustle This is the way we survive (Repeat) I know a caper We can get some government paper You know food stamps can we really do that Hell yea, right there for the taking Fuck welfare we say reparations And, uh, you know the grind Get up early get in the line and just wait Everybody on break that's part of the game And when they call your name Ms. Case Worker let my state my claim I'm homeless, jobless, times is hard, I'm 'bout hopeless But I gotta eat regardless No family to run to I'm 22 Now tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do My sad story made her feel close to me I made her feel like it was an emergency When I came to the crib niggaz couldn't believe I came back with a big bag of groceries (hell yeah) Every job I ever had I had to get on the first day I find out how to pimp on the system Two steps ahead of the manager Getting over on the regular tax free money out of the register And when I'm working late nights stockin' boxes I'm creepin' their merchandise And don't put me on dishes I'm dropping them bitches And taking all day long to mop the kitchen shit We ain't getting paid commission, minimum wage, modern day slave conditions Got me flippin' burgers with no power Can't even buy one off what I make in an hour I'm not the one to kiss ass for the top position I take mine off the top like a politician Where I'm from doing dirt is a part of living I got mouths to feed I gots to get it Hell yeah (you down to roll my nigga?) Hell yeah (you ready to get your hands dirty my nigga?) Hell yeah (your woman need money and things my nigga?) Hell yeah (well lets ride then) Hell yeah If you coming gangsta Then bring on the system And show that you ready to ride Till we get our freedom We got to get over Please steady on the grind (Repeat)

Oh fucking boy joy got void all these haters are bastards I'm in jungle I'm humble Got Demon's in my Soul must be out control Dreaming with a demon on the theme like Human Bean Yea u know i say fuck haters Live what's goes My way it's going be hot On spot Wells hot FUCK everyone but me and family I smell something that discover Yes I'm hot and clever like leather I smell like fucking cologne and soon hundred bills make me thrill Drill time bang bang choo choo train keep me in faith Say my grace everybody says that the place different taste Mask off task on

All right, dust off a pimp when you see him. Now I don't like talking before songs, really... But I'm gonna tell you. This is a new approach to positivity. A new approach to dealing with your problems. You see one of them problems. You got money problems. You got weight problems. You better tell that bitch to get out on the corner and get your mother fucking money. We pimp slappin' our fucking stress today, baby. (Yo)(Uh) Today you feel stressed. Today you hate your friends. Your wallet's hurtin', the entire world is cavin' in. You need to lose a couple pounds. You need to get in shape. You can't sleep but you're tired of making big mistakes. Your roommate's always being such a little selfish queen. They're always messy and obnoxious, they don't help you clean. Your sick to your stomach to get back your girl. Well, I'm Uncle Mac and I'mma help you pimp slap the world! (Uh) You got some big expectations, don't wanna live those doown. It's not a carnival but trust that merry still goes 'round. I give a FUCK that it's raining, just roll your windows down. And let yourself get soaked, blowing out the weeed smoke. I love it, I'm here to heal the public. You got a case of the Mondays. I got a case of the Fuck-its. So tell me if you need a couple OXYs or a ZANY. And I'mma drop you off with your family. DAMN ME. This world is such a bitch. This world is such a silly bitch. Sometimes you need to retract. And straight up slap it like a pimp. Slap it like a pimp. Slap it like a money getting, cane pushing, pimp. Then you say 'I don't give a fuck! I ain't feeling stressed today!' 'I don't give a fuck. Everything is just OK.' 'I don't give a fuck! I ain't feeling stressed today!' 'I don't give a fuck. I'm a mother fucking pimp.' Today you feel sick. Today you're tense and anxious. The bill collectors calling you speaking in different language. You're getting sick of anguish. You're sick of drunk people. On Friday night you're home alone just saying 'FUCK PEOPLE!' Your father always judges you inside, you hate him for it. You held the door for somebody that didn't thank you for it. Your man left for a rich bratty girl. Well, I'm Uncle Mac and I'mma help you pimp slap the world. You got some big expectations, don't wanna live those down. It's not a carnival but trust that merry still goes 'round. I give a FUCK that it's raining, just roll your windows down. And let yourself get soaked, blowing out the weeed smoke. I'm on it, this cosmic spread. I'm Drinking 90 minute IPA by Dogfish Head. So down a bottle with me, homie, DAMN, sit back. And hit your problems with a open hand pimp slap! (Brrrrappp!) This world is such a bitch. This world is such a silly bitch. Sometimes you need to retract. And straight up slap it like a pimp. Slap it like a pimp. Slap it like a money getting, cane pushing, pimp. Then you say 'I don't give a fuck! I ain't feeling stressed today!' 'I don't give a fuck. Everything is just OK.' 'I don't give a fuck! I ain't feeling stressed today!' 'I don't give a fuck. I'm a mother fucking pimp.' You're feeling stressed about your whack cash flow. Well, put your diamond rings on and smack that, hoe. Illegal parking job, your car got toed. Well, put your diamond rings on and smack that, hoe. Shiny alligator shoes, thousand dollar Gucci suit. Feather in your hat, you slammin' Caddilac dooors. Every problem in your life's a dirty fucking hooker. Take two steps back and pimp slap dat, hoe! (Uh) You got some big expectations, don't wanna live those doown. It's not a carnival but trust that merry still goes 'round. I give a FUCK that it's raining, just roll your windows doown. And let yourself get soaked, and fucking wet. I need it. I've always fucking needed it. Sometimes the best solution is a drink or getting weededed. But other times you gotta take your problems and just choke them. Swell their eye and leave their nose broken. Just like a pimp!

I'm cryin' I'm cryin' I'm cryin' for sharleena, Don't you know? I called up all my baby's friends 'N ask'n um Where she done went But nobody 'round here seems to know Where my sharleena's been Where my sharleena's been I'm cryin' I'm cryin' I'm cryin' for sharleena, Can't you see? I called up all my baby's friends 'N ask'n um Where she done went (She done went) Nobody 'round here seems to know Where my sharleena's been Where my sharleena's been Ten long years i been lov'n her Ten long years And i thought deep down in my heart She was mine (say!) Ten long years i been lov'n her Ten long years I would call her my baby, and now, I'm always cryin' (I'm cryin', yes, i'm cryin') Ugh! Ugh! I would be so delighted I would be so delighted If they would just Send her on home to me I would be so delighted I would be so delighted If they would just Send her on home to me Sharleena-leena Sharleena-leena Sharleena-leena Sharleena-leena Cry-y-y-y-yin' Well hear me cry-y-y-y-yin' Hear me cryin' (Oh sharleena!) Hear me cryin' (My sharleena) Hear me cryin' (I called up all my baby's friends) Hear me cryin' (And ask'n um) Aaaaah, hear me cryin', babe (Where sharleena went) Hear me cryin' (But you know that, nobody 'round seems to know) Sharleena, hear me cryin' (Where my baby's gone) (You know i'm cry-cry-cry-cryin') For sharleena (Don't you know i'm cry-cry-cry-cryin') For sharleena You know i'm cryin' (For sharleena) Hear me cryin' (For sharleena) Hear me cryin' (You know i'm cry-cry-cry-cryin') For sharleena (You know i'm cry-cry-cry-cryin') Hear me cryin' Hear me cryin' For sharleena For sharleena Sha-la-la-la . . . Sha-la-la-la . . . Sha-la-la-la . . . Sha-la-la-la . . . Why doesn't somebody somewhere right here at the rainbow theater where melanie ripped it off last night Why don't you send her home Why can't you send my ever loving sharleena home (Send my baby home to . . .) Why can't you send her home to . . .

Estás soñando cosas que no son de este mundo No sabés si son algo bueno o un mal augurio Él pensaba que la luna era el único lugar solitario Pero en los sueños, ¿con quién estamos? ¿De dónde viene ese escenario a recordarte lo que no querés olvidar? A recordar lo que alguna vez pudiste sentir ¿Es un envío divino como en la Grecia Antigua? No, no es el porvenir real Sino... Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh ¿De dónde viene ese escenario a recordarte lo que no querés olvidar? A recordar lo que alguna vez pudiste sentir ¿Es un envío divino simulando una profecía? No, no es el porvenir real Sino... Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Y a veces no son deseos Son simplemente cenizas De algún ansia que quiere volver Te pueden asustar o te pueden estimular Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Nuestros deseos, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

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