Why Didn't I Kiss Her (The Useless Lesbian Song) - Ratwyfe

I know I don't want her, I swear that's a fact But the thought of somebody else rubbing her back Just kills me Oh, it kills me I know she don't love me, I know she ain't home So why in the hell do I pick up this phone? And call her Why do I call her? I've dropped by her mama's stoned out of my mind Just to hear that it's over from her one more time As if I didn't see that red Chevy not slowing down Loaded down and rolling down our road Yeah, she's already left So why can't I leave her along? I've wrote her letters signed, "I was a fool" She wrote me back saying, "Go find a stool And drink one Like you've always done" So that's what I did 'cause that's what I do Backsliding, hiding away from the truth 'Til the tears run Oh, here comes one I've dropped by her mama's stoned out of my mind Just to hear that it's over from her one more time As if I didn't see that red Chevy not slowing down Loaded down and rolling down our road Yeah, she's already left So why can't I leave her along? I've dropped by her mama's stoned out of my mind Just to hear that it's over from her one more time As if I didn't see that red Chevy not slowing down Or turning 'round, loaded down, heading out of town Or rolling down our road She's already left So why can't I leave her alone? I know I don't want her, I swear that's a fact But the thought of somebody else rubbing her back Just kills me

He sends her roses and lines he composes Things a lady loves. Well he's there to hold her When she needs a shoulder If life gets too rough Oh now that she's left I keep kicking myself whenever I start thinking back He says he needs her, Tells her he loves her, Why didn't I think of that? When she gets down Well he's always around her, He makes her smile again. He mends her heartaches, Remembers her birthday, And tries to be a friend. Now that she's gone I know what I did wrong, It's all so simple in fact. Well he says he wants her, Can't live without her, Why didn't I think of that? (Chorus) Ooh I've been watching Every move that he makes Ooh I've been thinking, It could have been different somehow If I'd know what I know now. He sings her love songs And tells her his love's strong Things she needs to know He tries to please her, And calls for no reason, Just to say hello He says he loves her And he'll never leave her And I never will get her back I did my best, Thought of everything eles, Why didn't I think of that? (Chorus) Ooh i've been watching Every move that he makes Ooh I've been thinking, It could have been different somehow If i'd know what I know now. He sends her roses And lines he compses Things a lady loves. Well he's there to hold her When she needs a shoulder If life gets too rough Oh now that she's left I keep kicking myself whenever I start thinking back He says he needs her, Tells her he loves her, Why didn't I think of that? He says he loves her And he'll never leave her, Why didn't I think of that?