It's a long, cold walk after midnight When you send me home 'Cause she comes 'round late, and she hates it When we're left alone She's beautiful, and I just can't compete But I'd ride with you, die with you I'd spend my life with you Stuck with me, fuck with me So come make love to me I know she's sweet, but she isn't me Where she lies in your eyes That's where I wanna be When a stranger says We look good together, we just laugh If you only knew how it hurts 'Cause you're my other half This nightmare has become My favorite dream (favorite dream) 'Cause I'm standing in For a love that is the real thing You know I need you 'Cause I'd ride with you, die with you I'd spend my life with you Stuck with me, fuck with me So come make love to me I know she's sweet, but she isn't me Where she lies in your eyes That's where I wanna be That's where I wanna be On the side of the bed where she sleeps Driving home with your hand on my knee Not the one that you want, but the only one you need That's where I wanna be Ride with you, die with you I'd spend my life with you Stuck with me, fuck with me So come make love to me I know she's sweet, but she isn't me Where she lies in your eyes That's where I wanna be Ride with you, die with you I'd spend my life with you Stuck with me, fuck with me So come make love to me I know she's sweet, but she isn't me Where she lies in your eyes That's where I wanna be That's where I wanna be That's where I wanna be That's where I wanna be That's where I wanna be

What you said to me I hope you mean it, too 'Cause my head's a mess I don't know what to do So I'd rather be alone I wish you well I'll keep to myself You played me for a fool Mama said "Be careful with your heart They'll get the one And leave you out to rot" So I'd rather be alone I wish you well I'll keep to myself 'Cause you played me for a fool

Tell you I'd be home every night Breakfast in bed and we'll never fight Say I'm wrong when I know I'm right But baby, I'd be lying Only staying gone for a day or two Pretending I'm too good to be true Saying I'd write a song about you But baby, I'd be lying Everybody's gonna tell you what to do You can believe what you wanna believe But let me tell you what's the truth Baby, I'd, I'd be lying Like all those two-faced, backstabbing double-talkers trying to get to you If I could, you know I would be Coming right back home where I belong, I'd be lying next to you Alright Call you everyday, wherever I go Swear you're never gonna hear the word "no" Promise that I'll never say, "I told you so." But baby, I'd be lying I'd let you take your time, I'll never rush Swear I'll never drink too much Never think about another woman's touch But baby, I'd be lying Everybody's gonna judge me through and through You can believe what you wanna believe Let me tell you what's the truth Baby, I'd, I'd be lying Like all those two-faced, backstabbing double-talkers trying to get to you If I could, you know I would be Coming right back home where I belong, I'd be lying next to you Yeah Everybody's gonna tell you what to do You can believe what you wanna believe Let me tell you what's the truth Baby, I'd, I'd be lying Like all those two-faced, backstabbing double-talkers trying to get to you If I could, you know I would be Coming right back home where I belong, I'd be lying next to you Yeah, I'd be lying next to you Yeah, I'd be lying next to you Mmm, yeah I'd be lying Yes I would ì

Think of your bed As if it were a boat Still on an ocean so deep Think of your pillow As helping you float Sailing you off to sleep right now Think of the stars up there Twinkling bright How they do not make a peep Think of the hush That creeps in every night As whispering go to sleep right now Sleep, sleep I'm right beside you Sleep, sleep Don't be afraid I'll be right here to guide you So close your eyes Close your eyes And Think of the moon As a magical charm Keeping you safe from above Think of the darkness As me with my arms Hugging you close cause I love you Whispering go to sleep right now

If you ever got in trouble I would be there on the double Just to bail you out If there's anything you lack You know I've always got your back Thats what its all about Think of me as your sidekick Helping you whenever I can I'm more than just a woman, baby When the pressure's coming baby Let me be your right hand man (But your not a man, I'm the man) UGH, your not hearing me If you're ever in a pickle You can call for me and quick'll Be how fast I run (I'm not in a pickle) You and me should be a team For any dream or any scheme That's how it should be done Sure I could stay in the background Just smiling every now and again But just to be a pretty lady That would be a pity baby Let me be your right hand man (You should listen to her, she's usually right) (Eat your cabbage) (Okay) I am stronger than you think Don't be thinking I ain't tough I am where you oughta go When the goings getting rough So when things are going badly (But they're not) (They kinda are) (No things are fine) But if they weren't (It's okay) Love (what) UGHHH (What?) Quit trying to protect me (Can we change the subject, please?) Not until I know that If you're ever in a fix And its a fix you need to nix Then I'm your go to guy (You're not a guy) Don't be so literal And don't forget I'm not a shrinking violet A solid rock am I So don't be thinking I'll crumble When the you know what hits the fan There's no problem thats to big When your married thats the gig So don't be a sexist pig Is it asking to much of you It's only cuz I love you Let me be your right In fact I'll show you that I'm right (What are you doing now?) I'm going to get you boys some meat Baby I'm your right Don't put up a fight I can be your right Starting here tonight Let me be your Right... Hand... Man Let me be your right hand man

It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst And my wife is dead But it isn't my fault I was given those beans You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans And without those beans There'd have been no stalk To get up to the Giants in the first place Wait a minute Magic beans for a cow so old That you had to tell a lie to sell it Which you told Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold? Oh, and tell us who persuaded you To steal that gold See, it's your fault No! So it's your fault No! Yes, it is It's not It's true Wait a minute, though I only stole the gold to get my cow back From you So it's your fault Yes! No, it isn't I'd have kept those beans But our house was cursed She made us get a cow To get the curse reversed It's his father's fault That the curse got placed And the place got cursed in the first place Oh, then it's his fault So It was his fault No! Yes, it is It's his I guess Wait a minute, though I chopped down the beanstalk Right? That's clear But without any beanstalk Then what's queer Is how did the second Giant get down here In the first place-? Second place Yes How? Hm Well, who had the other bean? The other bean? The other bean? You pocketed the other bean I didn't! Yes, I did So it's your f- No, it isn't 'Cause I gave it to my wife So it's her f- No, it isn't! Then whose is it? Wait a minute! She exchanged that bean To obtain your shoe So the one who knows what happened To the bean is you You mean that old bean That your wife- oh, dear But I never knew- And so I threw- Well, don't look here! So it's your fault! (but-) See, it's her fault (but-) And it isn't mine at all But what? Well, if you hadn't gone back up again We were needy! You were greedy Did you need that hen? But I got it for my mother So it's her fault, then Yes, and what about the harp In the third place? The harp, yes! She went and dared me to I dared you to? You dared me to! She said that I was scared to (me?) She dared me (no, I didn't) So it's your fault! Wait a minute If you hadn't dared him to And you had left the harp alone We wouldn't be in trouble (well, if you hadn't) In the first place (thrown away the bean in the first place) Well, if she hadn't raise them (it was your fault) In the first place (yes, if you hadn't raised them) Right, it's you who raised the beans In the first place (it's your fault) You're responsible! You're the one to blame! It's your fault! Shhh

We'll meet tomorrow. We will find a path, And reach tomorrow Past this day of wrath. We'll be together once again. Cling to your hope and rest till then. I'll hold thee closely as I say goodbye, And keep your image in my memory's eye, And all this love of ours will soar. Come dawn or danger. We'll meet tomorrow, And have each other ever more. Give us tomorrow And another hour. Let our reunion Come within our power. Grant one more change to make a start That we may live for as we part. Come say you love me As I kiss your eyes. Let one brief moment Make eternal ties. If tomorrow is not in store, Let this embracing Replace forever. Keep us together Ever more.