Home for sale That's much too large Too many rooms Big ole empty yard Far more space Than the owner needs Price includes All memories Home for sale Restored like new Just a place Two lives outgrew A change in heart Forces move away Would like to keep But just can't stay Listen close and you might hear the sound Of what you think is rainfall leaking down The roof is fine Set aside your fears It's just a few remaining tears Instrumental Home for sale Not all that old A family's dream Stands dark and cold Scenic views That go for free Of all the love That used to be Home for sale That's much too large...

Well he went down to the jewelry store and he signed his life away I said yes and just like that he went from boyfriend to fiance' Well I found out he been running around with a low class Jezebel Now he's got a monthly payment and I got a ring for sale I got a ring for sale It's yellow gold with a princess diamond I got a ring for sale And I'm gonna let it go real cheap I got a ring for sale A blue box with the velvet on and I gotta get out fore he finds out And I'll throw in the dress for free Well I thought about taking the highway and I thought about giving it back And then I thought about all of them lowdown things that he's been doing behind my back Now he can stop by and apologize if he thinks that's gonna help But he's got another thing coming 'cus I got a ring for sale I got a ring for sale It's yellow gold with a princess diamond I got a ring for sale And I'm gonna let it go real cheap I got a ring for sale A blue box with the velvet on and I gotta get out fore he finds out And I'll throw in the dress for free Well I'll burn the invitations, return the decorations Took the hold off the Baptist church I love to hit him so I'm gonna hit him And I'll hit him right where it hurts I'm gonna hit him right where it hurts I got a ring for sale It's yellow gold with a princess diamond I got a ring for sale And I'm gonna let it go real cheap I got a ring for sale A blue box with the velvet on and I gotta get out fore he finds out And I'll throw in the dress for free I gotta get out fore he finds out And I'll throw in the dress for free I got a ring for sale

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Ooh, doo-woo-doo, woo) oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh What's wrong, nigga? I thought you was keepin' it gangsta I thought this what you wanted They say if you scared, go to church But remember, he knows the Bible too Now baby, when I get you, get you, get you, get you I'ma go hit the throttle with you Smokin', lokin', pokin' the deja 'til I'm idle with you 'Cause I (want you) Now baby, when I'm ridin' here, I'm ridin' dirty Registration is outta service Smoking, lokin', drinkin' the potion, you can see me swerving 'Cause I (want you) (I want you more than you know) I remember you took me to the mall last week, baby You looked me in my eyes about four or five times 'Til I was hypnotized, then you clarified that I (want you) You said, "Sherane ain't got nothin' on Lucy" I said, "You crazy" Roses are red, violets are blue But me and you both pushin' up daisies if I (want you) Now baby, when I get you, get you, get you, get you I'ma go hit the throttle with you Smokin', lokin', pokin' the deja 'til I'm idle with you 'Cause I (want you) You said to me You said your name was Lucy, I said, "Where's Ricardo?" You said, "Oh no, not the show!" Then you spit a little rap to me like this When I turned 26 I was like "Oh, shit!" You said to me, I remember what you said too, you said "My name is Lucy, Kendrick, you introduced me, Kendrick Usually I don't do this, but I see you and me, Kendrick Lucy give you no worries, Lucy got million stories About these rappers that I came after when they was boring Lucy gon' fill your pockets Lucy gon' move your mama out of Compton Inside the gi-gantic mansion like I promised Lucy just want your trust and loyalty, avoiding me? It's not so easy, I'm at these functions accordingly Kendrick, Lucy don't slack a minute, Lucy work harder Lucy gon' call you even when Lucy know you love your father I'm Lucy, I loosely heard prayers on your first album truly Lucy don't mind 'cause at the end of the day you'll pursue me Lucy go get it, Lucy not timid, Lucy upfront Lucy got paperwork on top of paperwork I want you to know that Lucy got you All your life I watched you And now you all grown up to sign this contract, if that's possible" Get you, get you, get you, get you I'ma go hit the throttle with you Smokin', lokin', pokin' the deja 'til I'm idle with you 'Cause I (want you) Now baby, when I'm ridin' here, I'm ridin' dirty Registration is outta service Smoking, lokin', drinkin' the potion, you can see me swerving 'Cause I (want you) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Ooh, woo) oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I remember you was conflicted Misusing your influence, sometimes I did the same Abusing my power full of resentment Resentment that turned into a deep depression Found myself screamin' in the hotel room I didn't wanna self-destruct The evils of Lucy was all around me So I went runnin' for answers Until I came home

There's a light It's burning in your eyes tonight You're doing more Killing time Did our dreams Simply burn out like kerosene? Chasing the ghosts from another life I know you're gonna go away Before you do I got something to say If we could stay together for the kids and a few more years They might not end up like we did Love has a way of losing its shine over time You were young, so was I We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy There's a voice of a little girl and a little boy Is your freedom, worth the price? There's nothing left to say The heart tends to only want what causes it to break And we both know, this ain't right So, think about them before you go 'Cause I can't do this on my own If we could stay together for the kids and a few more years They might not end up like we did Love has a way of losing its shine over time You were young and so was I We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy If we could stay together for the kids and a few more years They might not end up like we did I know love has a way of losing its shine over time You were young and so was I If we could stay together for the kids it'll be enough This ain't about love It ain't about us And we don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy And we don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy We don't have to be happy

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr. Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die. Lucky theres a Family Guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry! Hes a Family Guy! Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo. Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of arts, the images were graceful, the stories were smart. Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie! Hes a family guy! Lois: His smiles a simple delight. Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. About that! And his hat! Brian: Hes mastered the comedy arts. Stewie: He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts. (fart sound effect) Lois: Hes loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel! Brian: No thank you. Stewie: I gave it the office. Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? But heres a happy reply. Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Hes a Family Guy! Hes a Family Guy!!! Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome. Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Im kidding for Christs sake, Im not serious. Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you Im generous; I shouldnt actually have to spend any money. Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit? Brian: Yeah, it is a little bright. Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just noticed something. With that light shining on you from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr. Brian: Yeah, youve told me that before and uh, its interesting, because Im thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears. Stewie: Really?! How so? Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your eyes like Britney does. You know where You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart? Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done but it was the south, so they didnt have the medical technology. Stewie: Oh, I see. Chris: Mom! Lois: Yes honey? Chris: I have a wedgie. Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it. Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight. We got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show. Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of Brian when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a dog suit for the scene, and the actor of inside the suit was Raven- Symoné, who was Olivia on the Cosby show. Brian: Fascinating bit of trivia. Peter: All right, okay, I got one for ya. You know the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot, and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in and says Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail! Lois: Oh My God! Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to drink before the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner, exposing her penis to traffic. Brian: Oh My God! Meg: Ew! Thats Disgusting! Peter: Can you believe that? Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis? Peter: Eh, special permit. Stewie: I say, what is it with these actors? Theyre perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk. Brian: You gotta watch your language, kid. Stewie: Oh, its a record album for Gods sake. Lets cut loose a bit. Chris: Nipples! Hehe. Stewie: Perfect example. Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to god, I heard someone use the word balls. And I thought to myself, My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does whatever he damn well pleases, doesnt he? Bringing words like balls into Americas living rooms. I wonder how hed like it if I just walked into his living room a- and use the word balls. Brian: Uh I think that would be breaking and entering. Lois: You know, I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening. The last show we did we had to leave him at home. They didnt allow babies in the theater. Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh! Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch. Lois: Stewie! Thats very rude. Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff. Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. And Mrs. Griffin Peter: Howre ya, sweetheart? Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie? Hailey Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay. So after you and Peter left for dinner, I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this story right. Please.