That's when the music takes me Takes to a brighter day That's when the music takes me Helpin' me to find my way When the day is so long that I can't hold on When I'm down and I think my hope is gone Oooh, Yeah, That's when the music takes me Closer to a brighter daaaay I can feel my soul explodin' There's a good feelin' Helpin' me to find my waaay My, my, my way When the bluebird sings her sad, sad song And the wind brings a cold to tag along Oh, yeah, I can feel the spirit move me I can almost touch the sky Reachin' for a new tomorrow I know it's hard But music makes me waaaaanna try Wanna try And then That's when the music takes me Takes to a brighter day Yeah, yeah That's when the music takes me Helpin' me to find my way (That's when the music takes me) (That's when the music takes me) Oh, yeah But when the music takes me Closer to a brighter day I can feel my soul explodin' There's a good feelin' Helpin' me to fiiiiiiind my waaay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And then I'm sayin' That's when the music takes me Takes to a brighter day Yeah, yeah, yeah That's when the music takes me Helpin' me to find my way Happy, happy, happy day Happy, happy, happy day Happy, happy, happy day (That's when the music takes me) (That's when the music takes me) (That's when the music takes me) (And that's when the music takes me) Happy, happy when the music takes Whooooooo

Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees, and roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car, I know a whoopie spot Where the gin is cold, But the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall, Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzz Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes And all that jazz I hear the father dip is gonna blow the blues And all that jazz Hold on, hun, We're gonna bunny-hug! I bought some aspirine, Down at United Drug! In case you shake a part, And want a brand new start To do That Jaaaaaaazzz (Skedoew!) And all that jazz (Hatcha!) (Woopie!) And all that jazz Ha Ha Ha It's just a noisy hall, Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jaaaaaaaaaazzzzzz "Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?" No, her husband is not at home! (Laughing) Find a flask We're playing fast and loose And all that jazz Right up here Is where I store the juice And all that jazz Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I betcha Lucky Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear To all that jaaaazz? (Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake) And all that jazz (Oh, she's gonna shimmy Till her garters break) And all that jazz (Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear her baby's queer) For all that jazz All that jazz Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz (And all that jazz) I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz (And all that jazz) Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz "So that's it, huh, Fred?" "Yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxy." "Oh Fred..." (Oh Fred...) "Nobody walks out on me!" "Sweetheart!" "Oh don't sweetheart me, you son of a bitch!" (Whoopie) (Hatcha!) (Jazz) "I, I gotta pay!" No, I'm no one's wife But, oh, I love my life And all that jazz (That jazz)

Morticia: She's perky Gomez: She's bubbly! M: She's optimistic. G: Where did we go wrong? M: We taught her to hunt G: We taught her to aim M: We gave her a bow G: We gave her no shame. M: We gave what we had G: Made sure she was bad Both: Did all that we could to keep her sad G: We told her to stay away from all that jazz M: We gave her that week long trip to Alcatraz G: We promised she'd be equipped Both: And filled her crypt with woe What did we know? G: We took her to field rows in the morning mist M: We took her to slaughter houses G: Shindler's list M: We taught her to scowl and sneer and domineer G: and cure! Both: So... What did we do? Where did we go wrong? G: Are we good parents? Both: Where did we go wrong? M: Are we cliche? Both: Somewhere in between, guilt and guillotine, we forgot to notice that our daughter lost her way! Where did we go wrong? M: And can we fix this? G: Maybe it's a passing phase Both: But if she's going wrong, then what will change her ways? G: That's it! We cancel the dinner, bolt the doors! M: We'll circle the wagons. G: And give these "goodylicious" Beinekes the boot! M: We must intervene G: We shouldn't delay M: She's barely eighteen! G: So what do we say? M: We know the occult! G: That's certainly true. M: We're here to consult. G: Morticia, with you! M: So why all the fuss? G: My darling, discuss! M: She needs only us! G: It's us, only us! M: We've always been there for her, to swear for her G: Discourage them to care for her. Both: Do well for her excel for her make all the living Hell for her! So "where did we go wrong" is not the question! Resolute and strong is our next move. G: We'll tell her today M: Do what we say Both: Send all the Beinekes back to the fray! Turn them away at first sight. And that's where we'll go right! No dinner tonight.

Hakuna matata What a wonderful phrase Hakuna matata Ain't no passin' craze It means no worries For the rest of your days And it's a problem-free philosophy Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata What a wonderful phrase Hakuna matata Ain't no passin' craze It means no worries For the rest of your days And it's a problem-free philosophy Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata And everything is gonna be alright And everything is gonna be alright And everything is gonna be alright And everything is gonna be alright Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata What a wonderful phrase Hakuna matata Ain't no passin' craze It means no worries For the rest of your days And it's a problem-free philosophy Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata Hakuna matata And everything is gonna be alright Everything is gonna be alright Everything is gonna be alright