What You Mean To Me (Original Broadway Cast Recording) - Matthew Morrison, Laura Michelle Kelly, Aidan Gemme, Sawyer Nunes, Christopher Paul Richards & Alex Dreier

I was hot I went to parties a lot Y'know? I was driving Lamborghinis Sipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht But I was depressed Also completely obsessed An unhappy beauty queen Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had such low self-esteem I was a mess So I gave it all up for the netherworld I've been here forever, girl If I was more clever, girl I would've stuck it out Knowing what life's about Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing Everyone here is alone So if you are breathing Go home! If I knew then What I know now I would have looked within and let love in somehow If I only knew The truth back then I wouldn't have had my little accident Don't be blind You left your whole life behind See a shrink Call a priest Ask the recently deceased Death is final and you cannot press rewind Don't jump when the light is red Toasters should be used for bread Never smoke cigars in bed Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro Don't cheat on the one you wed Never whip a thoroughbred Angry pygmys shrunk his head Why did it take death to see Happiness was up to me? If I knew then What I know now I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow I thought I knew But I was wrong 'Cause life is short But death is super long I exploded! If I knew then (If I knew) What I know now I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine Before my final bow If I knew (If I knew) The things that now I know I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show That's what I know! Life is short but death is long Here, one minute then it's gone Thought I knew but I was wrong If I only knew what I know now!

Is this what you call love? This endless and insatiable Smothering pursuit of me You think that this is love? I'm sorry that you're lonely I'm sorry that you want me as you do I'm sorry that I fail to feel The way you wish me to feel I'm sorry that you're ill I'm sorry you're in pain I'm sorry that you aren't beautiful But yes, I wish you'd go away And leave me alone! Everywhere I turn, there you are This is not love But some kind of obsession Will you never learn when too far is too far Have you no concern For what I feel, what I want? Love is what you earn and return When you care for another So much that the other's set free Don't you see? Can't you understand? Love's not a constant demand It's a gift you bestow Love isn't sudden surrender It's tender and slow, it must grow Yet everywhere I go You appear or I know you are near This is not love, just a need for possession Call it what you will This is not love, this is the reverse Like a curse, something out of control I've begun to fear for my soul

Hi If I could change the world I'd make it Halloween Every single day And also have world peace Maybe world peace should be first World peace and then Halloween Wait, let me start over Hi If I could change the world I'd make us have world peace And also Halloween Every single day On Halloween You can pretend to be someone else It's like the internet Only in person and with candy When you are the hot one It's a full-time gig Looking like what people wanna see Woah-oh Woah-oh-oh Once a year I am not I dress up and dream big Disguised as someone else who is not me But is still hot I can be Who I wanna be and sexy I can be Who I wanna be and hot Don't like who you are Then hit that costume shop Rock a new and different sexy look Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh Why be so downhearted Blast some trashy pop And drop it to this hot and sexy hook I can be Who I wanna be and sexy I can be Who I wanna be and hot Be somebody new Do a total transformation! Animals, or men will do Or even vegetation! I give you sexy corn" I can be, who I want to be Sexy! A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws Catching sexy sharks Uh-huh! Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Rosa Parks! Uh-huh! I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! That's not right, is it? No I can sexy cure some cancer! No! I can cure sex cancer! Sex cancer doesn't exist I did it Happy Halloween! This is modern feminism talking I expect to run the world In shoes I cannot walk in I can be, who I want to be And sex Sex Sexy! I'm a sexy mouse

Beggar Woman: Alms! Alms! For a miserable woman On a miserable chilly morning Thank yer, sir, thank yer Anthony: "Ma'am, could you tell me whose house this is?" Beggar Woman: "That's the great Judge Turpin's house, that is." Anthony: "And the young lady who resides there?" Beggar Woman: "That's Johanna, his pretty little ward. Keeps her snug, He does, all locked up. So don't you go trespassing there Or it's a good whipping for you---or any other young Man with mischief on his mind." 'Ow would you like a little muff, dear A little jig jig A little bounce around the bush? Wouldn't you like to push me parsley? It looks to me, dear Like you got plenty there to push Alms! Alms! For a desperate woman