Weird Like You and Me (From "the Amazing World of Gumball") - Dolphin Smiling

I wanna say you're a real good guy But we both know that would be a lie It's been a nightmare being your friend So it's time for this charade to end I can't say goodbye 'Cause you might grind me down into meat pie I'll tell the school that you've got avian flu So it'll be their job to get rid of you I hope they put you into quarantine Or lock you up until you turn eighteen So maybe then I'll never have to fear That you might suddenly bite off my ear Please don't bite off my ear I can't say goodbye My face will be too mangled to identify If I could get your house repossessed You'd be forced to relocate to your gran's in the Northwest I could get you arrested for stealing a car I could get you a job as a miner I could ship you in a crate to Qatar Or sell you as kebab to a dirty diner It's not real meat, anyway I could get your folks to forget you on the freeway Sell you to a freak show on its way to Uruguay I could get you stuck on a fairground ride Send you to a wedding in Somewhere-stan with you as the bride I can't say goodbye But it's no use trying to deny That I don't wanna be friends with you So do whatever you have to do

There's a war inside of me Do I cause new heartbreak to write A new broken song? Do I push it down Or let it run me right into the ground? I, I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me I feel like You wouldn't like me if you met me Well, I can't stop talkin' For fear of listenin' to unwelcome sound You haven't called me in weeks And honestly, it's bringin' me down I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me I feel like You wouldn't like me if you met me I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me (if I met me) I feel like You wouldn't like me if you me (if you met me) Don't you worry, there's still time Don't you worry, there's still time There's nothin' to live for when I'm sleepin' alone And I wash the windows outside In hopes that the glare will bring you around I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me (if I met me) I feel like You wouldn't like me if you met me (if you met me) Don't you worry, there's still time If you met me Don't you worry, there's still time If you met me Don't you worry, there's still time If you met me Don't you worry, there's still time

We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down the elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

Let me introduce you to one of the most special smilin' critters band show Come on in and take a peep We'll do anything to help you sleep The smilin' critters (dun-dun-bum-bum-bum-dun) I'll sing you a song, it's a melody Wakin' up your fantasy, sing this together (Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go) Doesn't it feel good to just keep smilin', keep smilin'? Doesn't it feel good to see your dreams come true? Doesn't it feel good to just keep smilin', keep smilin'? Doesn't it feel good to have our eyes on you? Oh-oh Give us a chance, just breathe it in To find out what lies within The smilin' critters (dun-dun-bum-bum-bum-dun) The music swells, our chorus tells You are fallin' for our spells, sing this together (Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go) Doesn't it feel good to just keep smilin', keep smilin'? Doesn't it feel good to see your dreams come true? Doesn't it feel good to just keep smilin', keep smilin'? Doesn't it feel good to have our eyes on you? Oh-oh Take us with you, your new treasure We'll make livin' such a pleasure, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Why not let us stay forever? Buy a plush that makes you clever, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yes, one more time, hahaha Doesn't it feel good to just keep smilin', keep smilin'? Doesn't it feel good to see your dreams come true? Doesn't it feel good to just keep smilin', keep smilin'? Doesn't it feel good to see your dreams come true? Doesn't it feel good to just keep smilin', keep smilin'? Doesn't it feel good to have our eyes on you? Oh-oh

Feelin' so lonely, your love went away Uselessly killing the hours You gaze at the corner, on that last bouquet What's left is a bunch of dead flowers Refrain: In the still of the night you are crying In the still of the night you are dying You wished we were here babe, to ease the pain Remember this in your dark hours Keep smiling, and let the sun shine, save all your tears for tomorrow Keep smiling, let troubles be blown by the wind Keep smiling, and let the sun shine, down on your fears and your sorrow Keep smiling, you'd better stop crying my friend You say "addio", with courage and grace But deep in your eyes there is sorrow I saw the tears rolling over your face It's clear that your spirits are so low Refrain Don't count on those tears babe, to ease your pain You'd better take a chance on tomorrow Keep smiling, and let the sun shine, save all your tears for tomorrow Keep smiling, let troubles be blown by the wind Keep smiling, and let the sun shine, down on your fears and your sorrow Keep smiling, you'd better stop crying my friend (2x) Keep smiling, you'd better stop crying my friend