I always heard that his herb was top shelf Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself Well don't knock it till you've tried it And I've tried it my friend I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around The last words I spoke before they tucked me in I may discount bungee jump but I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Chorus: I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins You can pour me some more Whiskey River my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again We hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose The party was Huntsville, it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, just me and him I took one friendly puff and the Grim Creeper set in (Chorus) Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke But I do not partake I just let it pass by With a grin on my face and a great contact high (Chorus) In the fetal position with drool on our chin We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again

Whiskey river, take my mind Don't let her memory torture me Whiskey river, don't run dry You're all I've got, take care of me Whiskey river, take my mind Don't let her memory torture me Whiskey river, don't run dry You're all I've got, take care of me I'm drowning in a whiskey river Bathin' my memory's mind in the wetness of its soul Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind And leaving the heart you left so cold Whiskey river, take my mind And don't let her memory torture me Whiskey river, don't run dry You're all I've got, take care of me I'm drowning in a whiskey river Bathin' my memory's mind in the wetness of its soul Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind And leaving the heart you left so cold Whiskey river, take my mind,(take my mind) Don't let her memory torture me Whiskey river, don't run dry You're all I got, take care of me (Whiskey river, take my mind) (Whiskey river, take my mind)

I heard you been creeping 'round 'Bout the time that sun goes down You been talking in your sleep And it's been going on for weeks And I been solving puzzle pieces High time to come to Jesus You got skeletons in your closet It's written all over your face Every little lie stacked so high Can't keep your story straight I don't know How they got there, it's getting under my skin Got skeletons in your closet And I got bones to pick with them, oh I was born in the morning But I wasn't born yesterday Deep into your inventory's Gonna send me to an early grave You got skeletons in your closet It's written all over your face Every little lie stacked so high Can't keep your story straight I don't know How they got there, it's getting under my skin Got skeletons in your closet And I got bones to pick with them Yeah, you got skeletons in your closet It's written all over your face Every little lie stacked so high Can't keep your story straight I don't know How they got there, it's getting under my skin Got skeletons in your closet And I got bones to pick with Bones to pick with Bones to pick with them, hey

My skin ain't thin but when I come unhinged I'm a little bit more than crazy Work like a dog but the way I talk Is a little laid back and lazy I'm not a man of many words But my words are as good as gold And you can bet your ass I'll have your back When the rubber meets the road Write that on my headstone Write that on my headstone Off the rails, off the walls Never was the one to back down Gave it hell and I had a ball Like tomorrow was never coming back 'round Live to love and love to live Like the lights are never coming back on Day and night, night and day I did it my way, right or wrong It's a wonder that I made it this long Write that on my headstone Write that on my headstone Yeah, when I'm dead and gone Write that on my headstone Here lies a man who gave a damn Wasn't scared to stand for something Lived it hard and fast in that dash carved between those numbers And if you're reading this You can reminisce but don't cry for me brother Pour enough whiskey on this grave To make it all the way down six feet under Write that on my headstone Write that on my headstone Yeah, when I'm dead and gone Write that on my headstone Yeah Yeah, write that on my headstone Headstone Headstone