Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend We're your friends, and we're gonna make her pay You know what friends do? They got your back And they are fun to be around (whoa, whoa, whoa) When someone hurts you, then they attack And grind your foe into the ground (whoa, whoa, whoa) Imagine a party with dresses and cake And singing and dancing and cake And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half And this time it will take Now, that's a party A revenge party, a party that ends With somebody's head on a spike (whoa, whoa) It's a revenge party with your two best friends It's like a party with revenge is what it's like For this to work, you're gonna have to pretend like you still like them Can you do it? (Yes, hey, girl) Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron But he just wanted her back, and that's not Regina's fault I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys Aw, of course! It's a revenge party, a party that ends With entrails all over the lawn It's a revenge party with your two best friends And I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, Cady) I end up with Aaron when she's gone What's Regina doing? What's Regina wearing? Is she dating Aaron? Regina, Regina She has everything, she gets everything Regina! Regina! Regina! Next, we take away Regina's only achievement Being a hot person What is that? (Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting) I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight I need to lose three pounds Bring me a whole box A revenge party, a party that ends With somebody crushed and alone, and ugly crying A revenge party with your two best friends It's like a party with revenge, it's what we're throwin' What's Regina eating? God, look at her figure Did her boobs get bigger? Regina, Regina She has everything, she gets everything Regina! Regina! Regina! We gotta go harder, if we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her- (I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile) Exactly, and if we crack her open, she'll spill something we can use Shh, here she comes Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back? Your hair looks sexy pushed back (uh, thanks, see you in Calc') At every party, there might be a low Where the energy dips (whoa, whoa, whoa) You might be thinkin', "It's late, we should go" And they ran out of chips (no, no, no) I can't even watch when she touches his hair And I've watched a snake eat a cow Regina needs to be toppled, sorry, Gretchen, I swear We'll get our party now One candy cane, please A revenge party, a party that ends With lions in a Roman arena She has everything, she gets everything Regina! Regina! Regina! Ho, ho, ho, Candy Cane Gram for Shane Oman (she has everything) And one for Caddy Heron (she gets everything) Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco (Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco) And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye Who sent that? (Aw, it's from-, Regina! Regina! Regina!) "Thanks for being a such a great best friend" I mean, cute, I mean, gimme it I mean, okay Well, if you and Regina are best friends now You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, for example She bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you 'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blonde Also, she totally cheats on Aaron Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep, but really She's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume She makes him wear the costume? No! They're both in the costume And I never told anyone because I am Such a good friend It's a revenge party, a party that ends With somebody's head on a spike A revenge party (she gets everything) With your two best friends (she gets everything) It's like a party with revenge (she gets everything) is what it's like A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina! Regina!) A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina! Regina!) A party with revenge Is what it's like

I'll marry my lover in a place to admire I don't have to even ask her, I can look in her eyes And thank God that I am forgiven Or thank all of my friends to say I've been true or they've forgotten And weary my mind is, to say the least It's been awful hard to just stand on my feet I think I'll slow down if I am able I won't drown in the ocean or starve at my place at the table Lucky ones are we all 'till it is over Everyone near and far When you smile the sun, it peeks through the clouds Never die, for always be around and around and around And how is your sister and what of your brother? Extend hellos to your father and mother What in the world would cause you any sorrow? Lighten your load and see how I killed the wheelbarrow I borrowed Lucky ones are we all 'till it is over Everyone near and far When you smile the sun, it peeks through the clouds Never die, for always be around and around and around

Not, not a long time ago when I knew all the answers I couldn't pace myself or raise my standards But one can hope, you need to know And then one stayed one, one stayed one Forgotten where I was confusing it with another that I saw You wouldn't like nothing tonight Beginning was quite disturbing I got a crutch on you Just sick of needing something to do, to do Tablets in my pocket at the Easter soiree Bouncing off the carpet in line for TSA A lot of wasps on the walls, wasps on the walls Bailing toilet water in Lake Full of Moccasin I'm wrong, you're right, no need to fight The middle was dark and storming You're on your own, I need to go I got a crutch on you Guess I got nothing to lose Inebriated late afternoon, you were fading now I'm holding on too I got a crutch on you Finally nothing left to prove I sit around too long, way too long Thinking I should go, thinking I should go I'm going too Too I've got a crutch on you Wishing there was something that I could do I've got a crutch on you I've got a crutch on you, got a crutch on you Wishing there was something that I could do Got a crutch on you