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I wanna start from the top Maybe like a do-over Replace the voices in my head with blind innocence I want a complete re-do Maybe change my name Report the loses, grab the claim It's a shame, it's such a shame We're pissing away our time 'Cause we're pissing away these beers No monumental moment ever came from saying "Come on dude, just take one more shot" Try to, try to forget That your bones will dismantle And the dreams you had They'll collide with time Your unrequited love for life will surely— Halt that, I'm thinking way too much at night Maybe I could just move away Or go extinct like triceratops But I love loving watching movies Sitting back and also breathing My family and friends would be crushed But is it enough (oh no, it's not enough) Oh, the future freaks me out, but I guess I could just Curl up in a ball and think Try to, try to forget That your bones will dismantle And the dreams you had They'll collide with time Your unrequited love for life will surely— Halt that, I'm thinking way too much at night Try to, try to forget (I won't be breaking any barriers) That your bones will dismantle (So I'll keep thinking) And the dreams you had (the future freaks me out) They'll collide with time Your unrequited love for life will surely— (I won't judge you if you think the same) Halt that, I'm thinking way too much at night (Well, the future, the future freaks us out!)

I wanna start from the top Maybe like a do-over Replace the voices in my head with blind innocence I want a complete re-do Maybe change my name Report the loses, grab the claim It's a shame, it's such a shame We're pissing away our time 'Cause we're pissing away these beers No monumental moment ever came from saying "Come on dude, just take one more shot" Try to, try to forget That your bones will dismantle And the dreams you had They'll collide with time Your unrequited love for life will surely— Halt that, I'm thinking way too much at night Maybe I could just move away Or go extinct like triceratops But I love loving watching movies Sitting back and also breathing My family and friends would be crushed But is it enough (oh no, it's not enough) Oh, the future freaks me out, but I guess I could just Curl up in a ball and think Try to, try to forget That your bones will dismantle And the dreams you had They'll collide with time Your unrequited love for life will surely— Halt that, I'm thinking way too much at night Try to, try to forget (I won't be breaking any barriers) That your bones will dismantle (So I'll keep thinking) And the dreams you had (the future freaks me out) They'll collide with time Your unrequited love for life will surely— (I won't judge you if you think the same) Halt that, I'm thinking way too much at night (Well, the future, the future freaks us out!)

It's been three whole years of me thinking about you everyday Sometimes for hours, sometimes in passing Saw you from the bottom of the staircase Stood out for hours as you complained About how you haven't seen your friends yet That you're too drunk to stand and you not knowing If you can love him forever Bullshit, you fucking miss me There, I said it, I guess I'll talk to you in a few months Sitting drunk on the sidewalk, I guess I'll get up I guess I'll go for a walk Brushed my shoes against the pavement I swear, this has gotta be the hundredth time I've thought of you tonight You weren't the only one who thought of us that way I spend most nights awake, wide awake I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day Where I'd just let you go, let you walk away Where I'd let you walk away Used to call you crook, called you a bandit There ain't no other good damn reason why My heart, it would go missing For so many months, so I was wishing that you That you would stop pretending Remember all those countless nights When I told you I loved you? And you'd never forget it, oh, just forget it You weren't the only one who thought of us that way I spend most nights awake, wide awake I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day Where I'd just let you go, let you walk away Where I'd let you walk away You weren't the only one who thought of us that way I spend most nights awake, wide awake I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day Where I'd just let you go, let you walk away Go ahead and walk away

I hate worrying about the future 'Cause all my current problems are based around the past And I hate when you call me late at night Just to check in to make sure I got nothing to be sad about But it's alright And I'm okay I won't need your help, anyway Ah, well I hate having to think about my future When all I wanna do is worry about everyone but me I'm so tired Or maybe just bored I can't really tell the difference whenever I'm talking to you And I know that You just adore Starting off with me, that way that there's no way that I'll assume That you're wasting All of my time To vent about your problems like how your Instagram stopped working And how your friends Bailed on you But it was funny cause it was the day you were supposed to hang with me (Yeah, about that) I'm guilty as charged for leading you on A lie that I know is easy to see But it's crucial to blot out any Signs that I might have feelings This way you don't ask me how am I This way you won't force me to proceed With actually having to tell you my worries With actually having you give a damn about me You giving a damn about I hate worrying about the future 'Cause all my fucking problems are based around the past And I hate when you call me late at night Just to check in to make sure I got nothing to be sad about But it's alright And I'm okay I won't need your help anyway Ah, well I hate having to think about my future When all I wanna do is worry about everyone but me

When I was just a boy, we'll call it 15 or so I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in my bones That girl who's next to me, she found herself bored to tears She realized that if she wanted conversation, she's out of luck for three more years When I moved away from home, 100 miles or so I knew a change had grown inside my awkwardly long limbs and bones That girl who's next to me, she's friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty But all she has to say is a meat head-themed monologue on why Brad ran away She said, "All I can hope for is for me to get better Because all I can take is no more I'll win him back again, we'll be lovers, best friends He won't need no other woman like he did way back when he was with me" He needed more than me I'm friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty But he needed more than me When I felt that I should leave, we'll call it midnight or so I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in her bones That girl who's next to me, she don't know her worth in this town Because her face starts to shine when that meat head behind me Is grinning as he's checking her out I said, "All I can hope for is for you to get better Because all I can take is no more I'll hide where I can, away from you and your friends Leaking tears over beers once again" Leaking tears over beers once again Leaking tears over beers once again

Is he here? Are you making out? I can you hear you guys on the couch Shut up, make out, do something already, I'm waiting After reading that text from your friends I start losing all my confidence So I'll stay tired, I know, soon, I'll be bailing Then, you, you ask if I gotta leave And I wish that I could say no My head is on the verge of exploding No amount of aspirin or pizza could help this from hurting And now I'm turning to you, scared shitless, hoping this all goes well Can we highlight the fact that my mouth smells like coffee and garlic? The five cups I had this morning are getting to me I gotta go, I got the worst fuckin' spins Then, you, you ask if I gotta leave, and I wish that I could say no But we're so caught up in the moment And I just need a second to catch my goddamn breath (Fuck it) To hell with the spins, I'm stayin' There's no good reason why I should leave your bed tomorrow We can watch Planet Earth and brainstorm tattoos To hell with class, I'm skippin' Let's order food and sleep in, I've got so much to do But it's okay 'cause whatever, forever To hell with the spins, I'm stayin' There's no good reason why I should leave your bed tomorrow We can watch Planet Earth and brainstorm tattoos