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Some time ago in the city run solely on steam The power plant workers would rise and stick to routine Breakin' their backs 'til their work shirts were dirty and brown As year after year, they'd work for the good of the town As parts would get old, these men would make the repairs Changing out axles and belts with meticulous care Working their hands to the bone and slaving away They'd press on with diligence and as they strained you could hear them say, "With our blood, sweat, and tears And the grinding of gears We shall slave to keep our beautiful city alive! "Yes, with blood, sweat, and tears And the passing of years We'll expend ourselves so our fair people may thrive!" One afternoon Frederick Worthington clocked into work He went to his station not knowing the danger that lurked He pulled on the lever to start up the massive machine But deep in the workings was something he had not foreseen The pistons were pumping as pressure began to accrue And suddenly one of the tanks had to give, and it blew Frederick was knocked back into an assortment of gears And there in an instant he came to an end with his GREATEST FEAR! And with blood, sweat, and tears And the grinding of gears This disaster happened in front of our terrified eyes Yes, with blood, sweat, and tears In his premature years Frederick met his unfortunate, wholly untimely demise So with blood, sweat, and tears We must face what we fear And although it's tragic, and everyone's sad that he's gone With our blood, sweat, and tears We return to our gears This city still needs us to work, so we must carry on With our blood, sweat, and tears And the grinding of gears We shall slave to keep our beautiful city alive! Yes, with blood, sweat, and tears And the passing of years We'll expend ourselves so our fair people may thrive! Blood, sweat, and tears!

Look, he's crawling up my wall Black and hairy, very small Now he's up above my head Hanging by a little thread Boris the spider Boris the spider Now he's dropped on to the floor Heading for the bedroom door Maybe he's as scared as me Where's he gone now, I can't see Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly There he is wrapped in a ball Doesn't seem to move at all Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure Pick this book up off the floor Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly He's come to a sticky end Don't think he will ever mend Never more will he crawl 'round He's embedded in the ground Boris the spider Boris the spider

Time has come around to hit the road again Hard again, road again Circus comes to town to give a show again Fun 'til then, hard again Thoughts of you, they hit me in the head again Hard again, oh now again People like to laugh and watch the big top men Hard again, oh you know when Time has come to hit the road again Hard again, road again Circus comes to town to give a show again Fun 'til then, hard again Thoughts of you, they hit me in the head again Hard again, oh now again People like to laugh and watch the big top men Hard again, oh you know when Time has come to go (Hey hey ha ah ah) Hard again When it comes you'll know (Hey hey ha ah ah) Road again Hard again Road again Hard again (fun 'til then) Ah you'll know when Once again Feel I'm getting hard again (Fear of broken eyes, never formulize) Yet again Onward, again yeh Onward, again Yeah hay Yeah hayayay Yeah hay Yeah hayayay