I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things I'd say

We'd talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art and
I'd show her it's okay to fart and

Maybe I'd impress her by being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough she'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart by writing a song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and wonder if she's
Sitting at home, thinking of me and wondering if I'm sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time?

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
When I made fun of that guy
Remembering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry

I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it

And ah-ahh
And in my town you can't drive naked

And maybe I'd impress her by being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough she'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart by writing a song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and wonder if she's
Sitting at home, thinking of me and wondering if I'm sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time?

Am I just wasting my time?
Am I just wasting my time?
Am I just wasting my time?
Wasting my time thinking 'bout a girl