Wae Haet Miech 'T Beer Geklauwt? - Ezzebleef

Map dot, southern rock, buckshot, stop sign Grizz packed, mantle rack, channel cat, trot line Pipes ain't Bristol, but they pretty loud though 'Round here, the sun goes down slow But beer don't Home base, that's the party spot at the Walmart Second base in the parkin' lot at the ballpark Sweet cherry pie slice in the boondocks Skillets and the engines and the women stay hot But beer don't start nothin' but the party Beer don't taste half as good in the city Beer don't buzz with that hip-hop, of course But it damn sure does with a little nitty-gritty Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar People got their own opinion about how red neck we are But beer don't Big boss on your back, 'bout to get a cuss-out Scopes off, low shot, didn't lay the buck down Baby says bye and it down right breaks you Hey, just remember when you think the world hates you Beer don't start nothin' but the party Beer don't taste half as good in the city Beer don't buzz with that hip-hop, of course But it damn sure does with a little nitty-gritty Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar People got their own opinion about how red neck we are But beer don't No, beer don't One beer, two beer, three beer, four There's 20 more of 'em behind the fridge door Five beer, six beer, seven beer, eight You can keep count, but I'll tell you who ain't Beer don't start nothin' but the party Beer don't taste half as good in the city Beer don't buzz with that hip-hop, of course But it damn sure does with a little nitty-gritty Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar People got their own opinion about how red neck we are But beer don't No, beer don't Yeah, beer don't But beer don't

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned The fact that I like to drink beer This little song is more to the point Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears I like beer It makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer It helps me unwind And sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough Champagne costs too much Vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain Should help me explain As a matter of fact I like beer (he likes beer) My wife often frowns When we're out on the town And I'm wearing a suit and a tie She's sipping Vermouth And she thinks I'm uncouth When I yell as the waiter goes by I like beer It makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer It helps me unwind And sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough Champagne costs too much Vodka puts my mouth in gear Well, this little refrain Should help me explain As a matter of fact I like beer (he likes beer) Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene And I went to a place so sublime Oh, the water was clear And tasted like beer Then they turned it all into wine (oh) I like beer It makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer It helps me unwind Sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough Champagne costs too much And vodka puts my mouth in gear Aw, this little refrain Should help me explain As a matter of fact I love beer (Yes, he likes beer)

A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!