Voodoo Trucker - Deadbolt

She drove an '81 Peterbilt 18-wheeler Jet black with pink mud flaps It was a mean piece of metal with lightning in the pedal Thunder comin' out the back And them boys would chuckle when they saw her buckle Herself in the captain's seat But nobody was laughin' when she'd go to passin' Smilin' at them real sweet She is hell on wheels where the road meets the rubber A real gear jammer, a white line wonder Yeah, you only get one, and I wouldn't want another 'Cause mama was a bad mother trucker (Bad mother) Bad (Bad mother) Yeah, she was a bread winner, ain't no stoppin' her Stayed shot out of a gun Had me at a truck stop, just north of 40 In her cab on a Flagstaff run I was raised on jerky from here to Albuquerque Went to school on her ol' CB She made a name for herself, taught me how to spell R-E-S-P-E-C-T She is hell on wheels where the road meets the rubber A real gear jammer, a white line wonder Yeah, you only get one, and I wouldn't want another 'Cause mama was a bad mother, bad mother, bad mother Bad mother trucker, baby (bad mother) (Bad mother) Bad (Bad mother) (Bad mother) That's bad She's the reason I rock, the reason I roll I make my livin' on this road The reason that smoke stays in the stack My gone don't wanna go back Bad mother, bad mother, bad mother, bad mother, bad mother Bad mother, bad mother, bad mother, bad mother Bad mother, bad mother, bad mother trucker, baby (Bad mother) Bad mother trucker, baby (Bad mother) Yeah, she's bad (Bad mother) She's a bad mother trucker (Bad mother) Bad mother trucker, baby (Bad mother) She's a bad mother trucker (Bad mother) She's a bad mother trucker, baby (Bad mother) (Bad mother) (Bad mother) (Bad mother) Jet black, I'll paint your mudflap (Bad mother) She's a bad mother trucker, baby (Bad mother) She's a bad mother trucker, baby (Bad mother)

Well now you see that feller in the Louieville He's got a mighty fine opinion of his drivin' skills Give him half a chance and he'll bash your ear Tell you how good he is! He can drive all night and he can drive day And still be on the ball or so he'll say But I can share a little yarn about his claim to fame He'd rather not talk about It was on the Newell highway in July last year Somewhere after midnight it was cold but clear I see this big rig parked in the middle of the road Lit up like a Christmas tree! Well you can well imagine I expected the worst So I thought I'd take a look in the cabin first Then I see you know who by the side of the road Standin' there starin' at the stars and yellin' "Beam me up Scotty im'a ready to ride To take my place at the helm of the Enterprise And boldly go through those starry skies Hey I've proved my worth down here on earth I'm a star trucker, star trucker And it's time for me to go interplanetary I'm a star, star trucker " Guitar Solo I gotta tell you boys it took me by surprise To see the crazy look in that poor blokes eyes And when he sees me comin' he starts to scream "Klingons off the starboard bow" Then I have this flash on how to make it work I said "Son, it's not the Klingons, it's Captain Kirk" He says "Sorry Captain it's been a hell of a day" And I just, can't, push, it any harder So beam me up Scotty im'a ready to ride To take my place at the helm of the Enterprise And boldly go through those starry skies Hey I've proved my worth down here on earth I'm a star trucker, star trucker And it's time for me to go interplanetary I'm a star, star trucker Star, star trucker

Last time I saw Cole He was working a car wash Stole money and burned the whole thing Down for the mafia, got payed real good Next time I saw Cole He was working for the circus He used to get drunk and beat up some midgets, that was Cole He said, "You'd never believe the Things I've seen and done," that was Cole He said, "You'd never believe the Things I've seen and done," that was Cole Last time I saw Cole His picture was everywhere In movies, magazines, posed with supermodels, Presidents and kings and queens, that was Cole Last time I saw Cole He was in the Pope's entourage traveling through town He kissed his hand and everything, I couldn't believe it, that was Cole He told me on the phone, "You wouldn't believe the things I've seen and done," that was Cole He said, "Harley, You wouldn't believe the things I've seen and done," that was Cole Everybody from the neighborhood, They couldn't believe it, about Cole and everything His mother still lived in that old shack on Jones St., that was Cole He said, "You'd never believe the Things I've seen and done," that was Cole Last time I saw Cole He was in town, he looked scared and haggard, drunk or something He said, "Come to my hotel room, please," I met him there, opened the door He was in the bathroom, his body riddled with bullets I heard somebody coming up the stairs, so I ran I didn't hear anything on the news, Or in the newspapers, I called his office His secretary told me he had to go Back to Panama for business, that was Cole To this day, I've never seen Cole again I know his fate, But I shall not say a word about this To anyone, for I fear for my own life What he saw and what he did, I will not know But I know, that was Cole

His hair is dry, and his skin is pale He wears shades, and he smells kinda stale Now, don't laugh, thank you very much Haven't you noticed that he's cold to the touch? Look man, I think your friend Billy might be dead Look, I'm telling you, I think your friend Billy might be dead Chicks really dig him, he's got one on each side Don't you think it's strange he's got a hearse for a ride? I'm talking serious, I'm not half-crocked You know, it's kinda wierd his fridge is padlocked Hey, I think your friend Billy might be dead Look, let's talk serious, I think your friend Billy might be dead I've been following him around... He goes to the mortuary a lot... Applies heavy makeup... I know I'm... Obsessed, but... I must know the truth. I think your friend Billy might be dead I think your friend Billy might be dead Pretty soon, everyone thought I was going crazy They said, "You're just jealous of Billy--he's just kinda lazy," So I did some some research and found something scary Went to the library and found Billy's obituary (Hm, yeah, here's his picture) I tell you now, your friend Billy is officially dead Your friend Billy is dead Your friend Billy is dead El muerte No more God, like, I can't believe I had s with him, ew! Gawd!