Now Vince was a loner
A lovable stoner, ah-ah
He lived in a Bluebird
Spelled his name backwards, ah-ah

He's so pretty
He always looks shitty, ah-ah
Born on a Monday
Such a very good day, ah-ah

And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways
And he's been up for days
In a thick malaise
He's only living 'til the salad days

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo-hoo
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, wee-hee
Dine in the city where the girls are free, oh

Now Vince got a big crush
On the girl from Redrush, ah-ah
He took her out for tacos
Said she liked burritos, ah-ah

He said she's so easy
Brought up in the country, ah-ah
She gets naked for a living
She ain't afraid of giving, ah-ah

And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways
And he's been up for days
In a thick malaise
He's only living 'til the salad days

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo-hoo
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, wee-hee
Dine in the city where the girls are free

And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The Catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways
And he's been up for days
In a thick malaise
He's only living 'til the salad days

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo-hoo
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, wee-hee
Dine in the city where the girls are free

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo-hoo
Sleeps all day and dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo-hoo
"Don't touch me," he said to me
"Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me"