Vapors - Biz Markie

I've got your picture of me and you You wrote "I love you", I wrote "Me too" I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do Oh, it's in color, your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds I often kiss you when there's no one else around I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of ya over myself I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them over myself I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger Everyone That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so (think so, think so, think so) Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

Said that I'm sorry, but I didn't mean it Gave you my heart, but it wasn't beating Took all your air, so I could keep breathing Stole all your love, and tore it in pieces I, I've been living for the wrong things I, I've been coming up empty I, I've been on a losing streak I, I've been Running after vapors Found there never was Something I could lean on Somewhere I belong Running after vapors Found there never was Something I could lean on Somewhere I belong Oh you're where I belong Searched this whole world, for some kind of healing All that I found, was all that I'm needing Surrounded by hope, but I couldn't see it You found me so broken, and picked up my pieces I, I've been living for the wrong things I, I've been coming up empty I, I've been on a losing streak I, I've been Running after vapors Found there never was Something I could lean on Somewhere I belong Running after vapors Found there never was Something I could lean on Somewhere I belong No matter where I seem to go, You have a way of findin' No matter where I seem to run, You have a way of showin' up No matter where I seem to go, You have a way of findin' No matter where I seem to run, You have a way of showin' up No matter where I seem to go, You have a way of findin' No matter where I seem to run, You have a way Running after vapors Found there never was Something I could lean on Somewhere I belong Running after vapors Found there never was Something I could lean on Somewhere I belong Oh you're where I belong

Don't disrespect me. Do not disrespect. I don't disrespect you niggas, I don't bother you niggas. I get my money the way I do. Leave me alone. I don't disrespect you niggas. Leave me alone. Don't disrespect me. Please, just leave me alone. I'm getting my money the way I do, I'm in my own comfort zone. Leave me alone. Don't disrespect me. Keep to myself, you keep your yourself. Leave me alone Radio, TV, and even the press They want the meaning of V-A-P-O-R-S Now the meaning of this word without no doubt Means nobody wants to be down when you're down and out Now when you established and got a lot of money Everybody wants to be your buddy and honey Like tall buildings they call skyscrapers (Here comes the vapors) Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors And since I got time, what I'm gonna do Is tell you how it's spreading throughout my crew Well you all know Nate Dogg, who sings on my records "Never Leave Me Alone", "Ain't No Fun", now check it Back in the days before Nate Dogg began He used to try to holler at this girl named Pam The type of female with fly Gucci gear She haad a big [?] with a weave in her hair When they tried to kick it, she'd always fess Talking about, "Baby please, you out here serving stress" Since he wasn't no type of big chronic dealer The homie Nate Dogg didn't appeal to her But now he sport boots that match with his suits Push a Lexus Coupe that's extra cute And now she stopped fronting and wants to speak and Be coming round the Pound every single weekend To get his beeper number she be begging please Dying for the day to eat these She caught the vapors He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors I got a little cousin that's kinda plain He bring the heat with the beat for the Dogg Pound gang A mellow type of fellow that's laid back But back in the days he wasn't nothing like that I remember when he used to scrap every day When my auntie would tell him he would never obey He wore his khakis hanging down with his starks untied And a blue and grey cap that said the Eastside Around my neighborhood the people treated him bad They said Daz was the worst thing his mom ever had They said he would grow up to be nothing but a gangster Or either in jail, or someone would shank him But now he's grown up to their surprise D-A-Z got a hit record slanging worldwide Now the same people that didn't like him as a child Bumping Dogg Food, Doggfather, and Doggystyle He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors I got another homie from tha L-B-C Known to y'all as DJ Warren G He cut, scratch, transforms with finesse {Scratching} and all that mess I remember when we first started to rock He tried to get this job at Calvin's Record Shop He was in it to win it, but the boss fronted Said "Sorry Warren G but there's no help wanted" Now my homie Warren still tried On and on and on til the like break of dawn To work at tha V-I-P would be the lick But they looked right past him so my homie straight dipped Now for the year after Regulate Warren G is having papers so my homie's like straight He walked into the same record shop as before And the boss be like "Warren, welcome to my store" Offering him a job, but nah he don't want it Damn it feels good to see people up on it Cause I remember when at first they wasn't Now guess what they caught since he busting The vapors He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors Last subject of the story is about Snoop Dogg I had to work for mine to show I was a true hog When I was a teenager I tried to be down But since they wasn't trying to hear me I made the Dogg Pound I saw a crew on 2-1 street and said, "Can I be down champ?" They said no, and treated me like a wet food stamp After getting rejected, I ain't run off the set I sat and wrote some Dogg doo-doo rhymes at my rest When I used to go to parties, they'd make me wait Would have to beg to get on the mic to set MCs straight I ain't never love no hoes I was just into my music They acted like I wanted to keep on hanging with the juzi But now things switched from West to East "Yo dog do you remember me from 21st Street, G? We used to see Daz back in the day" It happens all the time, so brother don't be amazed You caught the vapors He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors He caught the vapors She caught the vapors They caught the vapors