I'm not cocky
I just love myself, bitch

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest bitch of them all?
Never mind, I am
That bitch is so fucking pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her, I would kiss me (mwah)
Hey!

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Hit up Prince Charming, tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him
'Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, screw him
I make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (I should be l'amour)

V is for Vanity
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for Vanity (what)
Thank you Mum and Daddy 'cause
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on, yeah
Get into it

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the sexiest of them all?
Never mind I am (I am)
Oh, she's so hot and sexy
Yeah I am (that's right)
No-no-no wonder she's cocky, ow, huh

Mirror, mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Never mind, I am (I am)
It's not my fault I'm the shit
Yeah I am (I am)
And I'm a bad ass bitch
Hey!

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

V is for Vanity (yeah)
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for Vanity
Thank you Mum and Daddy 'cause
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on, yeah

Get into it
No regrets (no regrets)
Get into it
No apologies (no apologies)
And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch

All the girls say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the boys say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the girls say
Yeah we're vain, so what, so what
Everybody say
Yeah we're vain, so what, and what
Whoa

V is for Vanity (yeah)
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah, what)
V is for Vanity (hey)
Thank you Mum and Daddy 'cause
I turn myself on, yeah (that's right)
I turn myself on
Get into it

If the shoe fits (fits)
Wear it bitch (bitch)
If the shoe fits (fits)
Wear it bitch (bitch)
If the shoe fits (fits)
Wear it bitch (bitch)
Read my lips, muah
I'm a vain bitch
Hey!

Heeeeey, yeah!
Can't love no one else
'Til you love yourself
And if they don't like it, tell 'em
Get in line
And kiss your ass, bitch
Love you baby (au revoir)
That's right, let's go out like this

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest of them all?
It's me, bow down, get on your knees
Where's my queens?
Who reign supreme?
Let me hear you scream
Woo, ow
And the legacy lives on
Going strong
Let us not forget
Who owns the throne?
(You do mummy)