Up the Creek - Slidawg

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating claws marks in her back Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football And drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel It's not Christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open her gifts or send them back (Send them back) Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors "Better watch out for yourselves!" They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays the bells Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe (Sing it grandpa!) Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Merry Christmas!

I got the call, he said pick me up at 11 They're letting me go on Christmas Eve this year I'll be standing on the road, havin' me a smoke Bring more cigarettes and ice cold beer Well, I flew out down that road in my old truck Barely missed old Red when I peeled out I guess Santa heard my plea Cause daddy's been set free Hey, family is what Christmas is all about Guess daddy's on parole this Christmas I wander what his new tattoo will be We'll shoot pool in Maggie's bar He'll show me how to hotwire cars Hey daddy's on parole this Christmas I saw him standing just outside that prison With a duffelbag and wearin' his orange suit They retired his number now He wears it loud and proud He's inmate 1473152 Yeah, daddy's on parole this Christmas I wander what his new tattoo will be And we'll go steal some nice TV's Robbin' Automatic Teller Machines Hey daddy's on parole this Christmas Daddy's on parole this Christmas