Turn Up the Beef (feat. Emma Stone) - The Lonely Island

The moon retreats behind a silver cloud As darkness throws its cloak towards the earth And mystery replaces what we thought we knew To turn the stone To turn the stone The one dimension only shows one side But do we see the same through different eyes? As you and I peer into life's kaleidoscope To turn the stone To turn the stone Eternal sands of time shiff endlessly Behind a veil of motionless disguise An eyelid flash is all it really seems to need To turn the stone To turn the stone To turn the stone

My aunt used to live in Paris I remember, she used to come home and tell us stories about being abroad and I remember that she told us she jumped in the river once, Barefoot She smiled, Leapt, without looking And She tumbled into the Seine! The water was freezing she spent a month sneezing but said she would do it, again Here's to the ones who dream Foolish, as they may seem Here's to the hearts that ache Here's to the mess we make She captured a feeling Sky with no ceiling Sunset inside a frame She lives in her liquor and died with a flicker I'll always remember the flame Here's to the ones who dream Foolish, as they may seem Here's to the hearts that ache Here's to the mess we make She told me: A bit of madness is key to give us to color to see Who knows where it will lead us? And that's why they need us, So bring on the rebels The ripples from pebbles The painters, and poets, and plays And here's to the fools who dream Crazy, as they may seem Here's to the hearts that break Here's to the mess we make I trace it all back, to that Her, and the snow, and the sand Smiling through it She said She'd do it, Again

You got the invitation, you got the right address You need some medication, the answer's always yes A little chance encounter could be the one you've waited for Just squeeze a bit more Tonight we're on a mission, tonight's the casting call This is the real audition, oh God help us all You make the right impression then everybody knows your name We're in the fast lane Someone in the crowd could be the one you need to know The one to finally lift you off the ground Someone in the crowd could take you where you want to go If you're the someone ready to be found Do what you need to do Til' they discover you And make them more than you're seeing now And the stars align I think I'll stay behind magical and fine That someone in the crowd That someone in the crowd Is someone in the crowd the only thing you really see? Watching while the world keeps spinning 'round Somewhere there's a place where I find who I'm gonna be A somewhere that's just waiting to be found Someone in the crowd will be the one you need to know Somone who can lift you off the ground Someone in the crowd will take you where you want to go Someone in the crowd will make you Someone in the crowd will take you Finally off the ground, with only someone ready to be found

在人性之內 在獸性之外 我眼前有面陰陽海 風向左右標籤上 的是非黑白 暗湧區分上下流 審醜審美觀 最大的陸塊 外圍仍是海 只是 大一點的孤島 而人的善連著魔 邪惡的韻腳 反而像半島 為什麼體無完膚 仍想要愛你? 為什麼孤獨至極 仍繼續遊戲? 為什麼跳進文明 巨大的潮汐 一座一座孤島 浮起? 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 最大的陸塊 外圍仍是海 只是 大一點的孤島 而人的善連著魔 邪惡的韻腳 反而像半島 為什麼體無完膚 仍想要愛你? 為什麼孤獨至極 仍繼續遊戲? 為什麼跳進文明 巨大的潮汐 一座一座孤島 浮起? 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚 嗚

네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본대 Everything you want is around me 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네 okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely 질문 하나 할 게 뭘 위해서 지구 위에 존재합니까, 넌 질문이 애매할 거야 그럼 돈 때문이라는 거에 내 손목 걸어 아빠가 말했어, 필요하대 돈 그래서 벌었지, 통장 안엔 억 어려서 그런 건지 난 그래 도저히 좋지만은 않더라고 모든 건 저놈들은 말해, 지껄여 ASH ISLAND 잘도 아네, 나 빼고 떠들어 나에 대해 도대체 뭘 아는데, 대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 시발 그럼 해보던지 좆같게 아마도 너네들이 원한 거 난 못할 거야, 그건 알아둬 난 거짓으로 네게 남아도 진심일 거야, 걸어 모든 걸 네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본데 Everything you want is around me 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네, okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, ay, ay, ay I feel so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely 네가 원한 게 이런 거라며 내게 말을 건네 틀린 건 아니라면 아마 또 나를 욕해 보이는 게 다라면 나도 할 말은 없네 틀린 게 아니긴 해 원하면 나를 욕해 조명이 빛나는 거 알아, 왜 그것만 본대 Everything you want is around me, 다른 말은 뭐게 네가 있는 게 난 없네, okay 잘 돌아보면 돈 빼곤 하나 가진 게 없네 Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐야 Storm is around me, I feel so lonely, lonely Hey, 도대체 나다운 게 뭐냐고 I'm drowning, I feel so lonely, lonely

Hey man. Hey. Dude you're looking pretty swoll, you been working out? Uh yeah, why are you looking? Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo Ohhh no homo Cool When you want to compliment a friend (no homo) But you don't want that friendship to end (no homo) To tell a dude just how you feel (no homo) Say 'no homo' so he knows the deal (no homo) Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no homo) And you know you got the best smile (no homo) Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no homo) With your looks you'll make a handsome baby (no homo) I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no homo) It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no homo) Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no homo) Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no homo) Man I can't decide who wore it best (no homo) But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no homo) I admit it I'm a fashionista (no homo) And I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no homo) Damn this rose is something special (no homo) Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo) Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no homo) We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo) Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo) Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo) Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo) But as a joke cause we're all straight (no homo) Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo) Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo) Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo) Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo) We could 3-way 69 (no homo) Or human centipede in a line (no homo) Or some docking could be hella fun (no homo) Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no homo) Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy And butt fuck a dude while he 69's Morrissey No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece To gave young Socrates the illful release Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet These two words have set me free (no homo) Damn it feels good to be (no homo)

What's up, y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all around the world, right? But tonight, I'm on my dumb shit (hahaha) I landed in Paris at a quarter to noon So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket Pushed my way to the front of the crowd And I couldn't believe what I saw Mona Lisa You're an overrated piece of shit With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes And your smirk like you're hiding a dick (What the fuck is this garbage?) Mona Lisa The original basic bitch Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile Talk about a bait and switch You ugly I landed in Cairo to see the pyramids But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks There was trash all over and a very foul odor The smell was that of a camel's ass But even that wasn't as bad as Mona Lisa You're worse than the pyramids Can someone explain why the whole wide world Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? (Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid) And DaVinci Must have sucked an art historian's dick To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread At the top of the all-time list of paintings Mona Lisa I got to know Where the fuck are your eyebrows? I really wanna know You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead Get this chick some Rogaine You a bloated corpse, girl I am an American man This is my native land Where no one lies about paintings But that's not the case in France Where the naked ladies dance And they look like Dennis Franz You're so mangy, Mona Hair part wider than a country road Unless you count cats, she died alone, ah The Mona Lisa sucks La, da, da, da, da