Toledo Surprise - 'The Drowsy Chaperone' Original Broadway Cast

You got the look, but not the credit They wrote the book on how to sell it From cigarettes, to skinny jeans You got the money, they got the means Oh, you upper class daughters, and working class sons It's hard to save a dollar, the way the world runs You're the target market of a corporate joke It won't be so ironic when your daddy is broke Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise You're much better looking when you're in disguise Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise And this revolution has been brought to you by Just gotta stop, so you can mimic The tortured honest, the gyn is cynic The latest gadget, is just a gimmick Another sucker born every minute Well, I'm sick of this town bringing me down A vast world epidemic all around I'm sick of this town bringing me down A lost generation trying to act profound Oh, you upper class daughters, and working class sons It's hard to save a dollar the way the world runs We got a counterculture you can buy of a shelf If you're losing your identity to somebody else Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise You're much better looking when you're in disguise Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise And this revolution has been brought to you by Those who seek to think we don't care And those who seek to think we're not aware Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise You're much better looking when you're in disguise Call the ranks Call the ranks Call the ranks Call the ranks Call the ranks Call the ranks Call the ranks Call the ranks Oh, you working class daughters, and upper class sons It's hard to save a dollar the way the world runs We're the target market of a corporate hoax Our generation is a fucking joke Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise You're much better looking when you're in disguise Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise And this revolution has been brought to you by Those who seek to think we don't care And those who seek to think we're not aware Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise You're much better looking when you're in disguise

I don't wanna show off no more I don't wanna sing tunes no more I don't wanna ride moons no more I don't wanna show off I don't wanna wear this no more Play the saucy swiss miss no more Blow my signature *kiss* no more I don't wanna show off Don't try to control me I've made up my mind And that's it I quit I'm leaving it all behind I don't wanna be cute no more Make the gentleman hoot no more I don't wanna wear fruit no more I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off no more Not me! Read her name in the news no more Page Three! Get the glowing reviews no more Aw Gee, I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off no more Off no more Not me I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off Show off Show off Don't wanna show off no more Please no more attention I've counted to ten And I'm through Adeau You'll never see this You'll never see this Never see this Never see that Never see these again Farewell Been swell I don't wanna change keys no more I don't wanna strip tease no more I don't wanna say "Cheese" no more I don't care if you scoff I don't wanna be cheered no more Praised no more Grabbed no more Touched no more Loved no more I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off No more I don't want an Encore no more Keep 'em shouting for more no more Dissappear through the floor no more I don't wanna show off

There was a time I could stop on a dime Forbearance was one of my talents But since you've been around I can't hold my ground I'm consistently losing my balance I'm an accident waiting to happen I'm a mishap about to ensue I'm the toy on the stair The three legged chair The hem that's been caught by a shoe When my two lovesick arms started flappin' There was nothing my ankles could do I'm an accident waiting to happen So how be I happen to you When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet My heart doesn't beat any faster But when you lose control It touches my soul So I'm bracing myself for disaster You're an accident waiting to happen A catastrophe destined to be I'm the rags in the cellar A broken umbreller A branch hanging loose from a tree I can see myself jumpin' and clappin' For a man who lives dangerously You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen So hurry and happen to me You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen So hurry and happen to me