Toilet - Guttermouth

If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife and kids I'm ready to move into a perfect world Nacho cheese and anarchy Boy that sure sounds good to me Every kind of drug is free In the new America Shoot your pistol in the air Celebrate a brand new year Living leisurely in a perfect world If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife and kids I'm ready to move into a perfect world Everybody's drinking Ham's Good by all you straight edge bands Sit around and get a tan in the new America When I turn on my TV Nothing but pornography No more rated "G" in a perfect world Strung Out hooker's everywhere Have a picnic feed the bears Now nobody even cares in the new America Nothing in this worlds for free 'Cause everything belongs to me No more Green Fees in a perfect world If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife and kids Everyone's to be a perfect world Everyone's to be in a perfect world

Well i'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to It's a well-known fact No i'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah, i'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to Most folks sit and watch TV And think that they're alive Football, frozen dinners, in-laws The good times never die And once in awhile I see myself And it makes me want to cry Suddenly I realize These good times are a lie Going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to It's a well-known fact No i'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah, i'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to I used to walk her home from school each and every day My friend's would laugh and throw some rocks But they too knew she was great 'Tll I saw her swapping kisses With that guy named Gary Tate So I kicked his ass off the overpass That's back when I was eight Gusto Going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No i'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah, i'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to Going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to Ye ha! At my brother's wedding She done ask me for a dance I told that gal "I ain't real good But i guess i'll take a chance" The lights turned low, the music slow Seemed to put her in a trance Well fuck this shit, I'm doing it I'm pulling down my pants! I'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to It's a well-known fact No i'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah, i'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to Yeah, i'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to Yeah, i'm going for the gusto No not because i'm supposed to

(Chorus) I want to give you all of my foot long Cop without a gun Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun That's what she told me She sees right through me So I guess there'll be no you I'm told my shallowness runs deep You work the drive thru Don't need a guy like you (Chorus) You ain't no heartthrob 'Cause not just anyone will do She said I've seen your band You'd better hold on to your job You guys ain't got a chance But now I'm begging you to sing (Chorus) That's what she told me so I guess there'll be no you