Toaster In the Bathtub - Tony Sly

At a party on the Westside Showed up quarter after midnight Had like, four too many, Bud Lights God, I know just what it feels like When your knees, they feel weak and you And you don't wanna speak and you And the days become weeks and the nights become life When you feel like you're dyin', but it's mid-July, and you're cold I cannot get up, but Trust me, I'm tryin' and I'm makin' these messes, I'm tearin' these dresses I'm slurrin' my S's, I know Yeah, there's no way in hell I'm drivin' home Coke all on the table like it's snow Yeah, won't you tell your friends, leave me alone? I just need a minute, can you go? Let me be Just let me be drunk in the bathtub D-d-d-drunk in the bathtub (drunk in the bathtub) They got strippers in the back room Someone's daddy, givin' tattoos I ain't feelin' like I'm supposed to You should stay locked in the bathroom If your knees, they feel weak and you And you don't want to speak and the And the days become weeks and the nights become life When you feel like you're dyin', but it's mid-July, and you're cold I cannot get up but Trust me I'm tryin' and I'm makin' these messes, I'm tearin' these dresses I'm slurrin' my S's, I know Yeah, there's no way in hell I'll make it home Coke all on the table like it's snow Won't you tell your friends, leave me alone? I just need a minute, can you go? Let me be Just let me be drunk in the bathtub D-d-d-drunk in the bathtub (drunk in the bathtub) Let me be Let me be drunk in the bathtub, thinkin' it's bad luck Trippin', I'm slippin' like I took some bad drugs, damn Let me be Just let me drunk in the bathtub, no matter how fucked up I'll black out, I'll pass out, before I get in that black truck Let me be Drunk in the bathtub

I am washing my hair with soap I am sitting down in the shower It is this dirty type of clean That keeps me trapped in here for hours Still I scrub and scrub 'til my body bleeds Convince myself I am coming clean Forget and ignore who I used to be That kid is never coming back Relax my muscles And all of a sudden, I am scared All of a sudden, I can't breathe All of a sudden, I am nothing In this moment, you are everything She says, "Can you feel that? Oh, what a marvelous sensation" She says, "Could you please take me off speaker phone? This is a private conversation" And I am washing my hair with soap Yes, I am washing my hair with soap Yes, I am washing my hair with soap Yes, I am washing my hair with soap, with soap But there is air inside of my lungs And it is keeping me afloat He says his grandpa's in the mafia He is the nicest guy I know So I will run and run, maybe drive my car Baby, look at me now, I have come so far And I don't know where my family's from But I've got this stereotypical temper I cannot shake Relax the muscles in my face And all of a sudden, I am scared All of a sudden, I can't breathe All of a sudden, I am nothing In this moment, you are everything She says, "Can you feel that? Oh, what a marvelous sensation" She says, "Could you please take me off speaker phone? This is a private conversation" And I am washing my hair with soap Yes, I am washing my hair with soap Yes, I am washing my hair with soap Yes, I am washing my hair with soap, with soap

Monday morning you woke up crying The outcome of a stupid line oh-oh Said by some punk-ass on the street It wasn't me, it wasn't you It wasn't anybody you knew is it Your old friend insecurity? The one companion that stuck by your side since you were born Tuesday night you were in a fight The same old argument black and white It's something that's eating your inside It's not the food, it's not the booze It isn't anything consumed so is it Becoming a problem you can't hide? So every time you thought that you were wrong you were right The devil on your shoulder gives you strength in paranoia The countless times you called a few Your best friend till the end of time They'll always be there by your side Solidify conditions you've abused What that means you'll never have a clue More than just a life long friend No social life I guess we can pretend It's not like I care but anyway You always wanna leave, you never wanna stay Cause you think if you drink too much then you will lose it You'll drink your security away The one companion that stuck by your side since you were born The little voice inside your head, annoying and confusing That somehow tells you what to do Socially you've lost your mind and basically you're out of time You try to build so much it breaks on you What that means you'll never have a clue. What that means you'll never have What that means you'll never have What that means you'll never have a clue.

You were an illusion You made it look like we were something more Boy, what was I in for? Caused me such confusion I don't know who you are anymore Or who you ever were Warning signs and red flags But now I reconciled that I should've saved all my energy You were a waste of time Cause I sort of pathetically Thought that you were mine Oops, my mistake And I'm ashamed that I fell for all your lies A mistaken identity How did you get so sly? I, I, I How did you get so sly? I, I, I How did you get so sly? I know no one's perfect But you were nothing like you claimed to be It's still a mystery How do you live like that? Do you like driving people crazy? Like you did with me Warning signs and red flags But now I reconciled that I should've saved all my energy You were a waste of time Cause I sort of pathetically Thought that you were mine Oops, my mistake And I'm ashamed that I fell for all your lies A mistaken identity How did you get so sly? What a waste of my time You live a double life I swear you should go work for MI5 Cause you wear a disguise Almost all of the time How did you get, you get so sly? I should have saved all my energy You were a waste of time Cause I sort of pathetically Thought that you were mine Oops, my mistake And I'm ashamed that I fell for all your lies A mistaken identity How did you get so sly? I, I, I How did you get so sly? I, I, I How did you get so sly?