Things Got Silly (Eating Chili at a Gay Bar) - Lewberger

Girl! I wanna take you to a gay bar I wanna take you to a gay bar I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar Let's start a war, start a nuclear war At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar Wow! At the gay bar Now, tell me do ya... do ya have any money? I wanna spend all your money At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar I've got something to put in you I've got something to put in you I've got something to put in you At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar Wow! You're a superstar at the gay bar You're a superstar at the gay bar Yeah! You're a superstar, yeah, at the gay bar You're a superstar at the gay bar Superstar Super, super, superstar

She going 44 West in an all white dress Riding shotty in a brand new Chevy She found rubber on dirt in a Baptist Church Where her mom and dad had their wedding She gave two years down at Florida State Got a Bachelor Degree out of U of A And I could tell by all her empty drinks That she partied all four years We've been talking all night long Singing every song that we know When the cover band plays that Kenny These drinks are getting strong We know this is wrong, oh-woah 'Cause you can't leave with me I met a soon to be bride at a bar We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts She started talking crazy Saying things I need to make me feel like you And now she's walking to the altar, second guessing I do I met a soon to be bride at a bar We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts She started talking crazy Saying things I need to make me feel like you Now she's walking to the altar, second guessing I do Maybe you and me should go somewhere quiet You ain't got to say too much, you told me with the silence When you put that dress on You chose violence Leaving in a stretcher Yeah They gon' have to roll me out of this bar Took a half of Molly, got me rolling hard (got me rolling hard, yeah) Now I'm gon' be the one that you think about When they kick us out I met a soon to be bride at a bar We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts She started talking crazy Saying things I need, don't make me feel like you And now she's walking to the altar, second guess I do I met a soon to be bride at a bar We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts She started talking crazy Saying things I need, don't make me feel like you And now she's walking to the altar, second guessing I do

Inside the mausoleum a sour body, assembled is the coven for gluttony Opening the casket disgusting horrid sight, feast can now begin necrovorous rite Ripped up gutter, a stench most foul Morbid pleasure, the disembowel Tapping the black blood, drinking iron wine Dead you fill your purpose, human swine Devouring the innards, feast on rotting sore Stinking corpse for eating, feeding on the gore The grizzly ritual, will now proceed Body dismembered, through cannibal greed Bloody limbs are scattered, a smelly pile Dead one torn asunder, an act most vile Devouring the innards, feast on rotting sore Stinking corpse for eating, feeding on the gore Eating from a coffin - Eating from a grave - Eating from a coffin - Eating from a grave Rancid decay, pouring out from the sockets Fancied dismay, sticky fingers into rear pockets Molestation frenzy, excreting the skeletal remains Rabid faces eerie, smeared in clotted moshed brains Coffin stained with dirt, stinking gory soil Chewed off stumps into the cauldron for the boil Fed are now the ghouls, and the crones Consumed is the corpse, burnt are the bones Devouring the innards, feast on rotting sore Stinking corpse for eating, feeding on the gore Eating from a coffin - Eating from a grave - Eating from a coffin - Eating from a grave