Dear Colson
I wrote you but you still haven't posted
The only time you rocked a full house
Was when you were an Olson
But anyways fuck it man
Hows your little daughter
Hopefully not getting involved with
Needles like her drug addicted father
I'm on another plane I'm so awoken
You tryna emerge and see but crash, you sully choking
And when I'm home alone bitch You're still Macaulay Culkin
I'll march with the NRA to have this Machine Gun Kelley broken
Tough little pistol Kelly
Shit I'll fist you so hard till I hit your belly
This dude is anorexic somebody get him a sandwich
Mixed with Jelly
I'm not even pissed, no really
I'm ballin like a disco, silly
Those jabs you missed though Nelly
I'm comin for your wrist throat Kelly
Come at me dawg, I'm sick
Polio
These haters are all liars coming out the woodwork like pinnochio

I hate these mumble rappers
They go "DA DA DA DI"
Catch me in a maserati (Skkkkrttt)
Or a fucking buggati
That I don't own
I rent, to be somebody
I don't know (Lil Pump)
I don't know (Lil Pump)
Lil Yachty
I'm a Jambaddi

Okay I'm gettin side tracked
Back to Kelly
The fake makaveli
Bandana round your throat
Just fuckin do it
Hang yourself stupid
And Logan Paul will take a pic
Jump off a roof and finally make a hit
You're shady's bitch
About to get smoked like a Jamaican Spliff
This square'll get chopped up into bacon bits
Ahh, what was I sayin shit
Oh yea
I wanna let people know this
That I've noticed
The comments, that I'm a shady clone and
I believe that I am him, and I'm with Kim
And I'm delusional
There's something you should know
I'm not a lunatic
I just knew this shit
That I used to get
Myself exposure and it worked
I'm on the news and shit
You're laughing at me
While I'm here laughing at y'all
Talking shit behind a computer surrounded by walls
And I'm gettin paid
Probably fuckin your bitch
That's why she doesn't answer your calls
So fuck you all
Fuck all of y'all

I hate these mumble rappers
They go "DA DA DA DI"
Catch me in a maserati (Skkkkrttt)
Or a fucking buggati
That I don't own
I rent, to be somebody
I don't know (Lil Pump)
I don't know (Lil Pump)
Lil Yachty
I'm a Jambaddi

Marshall is taking to long
Time for the Stans to unite
To stand up and fight!
Raising standards
Like I am Stanford
For every stanza
I'm planning to write
I can walk on water
But still standoffish (off fish)
You understanding my lines?
Dismantling mics
With candles to light
This ouija board
We handle tonight
The rap devil's getting baptized
The power of Jesus compels you (Sike)
If anything needs to be exorcised on this guy it's a muscle
Like bashir's mum, son
We gettin ready to start a dizaster
I'm wiping away you scum chunks
Like switching a carbon reactor
Y'all ain't shit but a cum dump
See man I'm trashing this wrapper
But we know this don't actually matter
This is just the calm before Marshal gets at ya
Bitch wait
You're a shit stain
Are you pussys mad at this click bait
Fuck it I'll stick the tip of my dick
In ya chick till the clitorous rips

Knock Knock Knock
Who the fuck is that?
I dunno let me check
Yo what up it's Kells
Cleveland
Yo throw a beat on
Hand me the clippers his beard is weird
Clippers? Uh yeah
And a black shevel
Shevel? don't you mean shovel
No. I mean shevel
Yeah where's the auto tune at?
I'm sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats lets talk about it
I'm sick of eating food when I see a dude I just walk around it
I'm sick of being a stick and feelin like shit but I'm still Kelly
So much seamen inside of my belly and now I am feeling it swelling
Damn
Shut up you hella thin skeleton
You're just an irrelevant elephant
In the room, soft as watermelon gelatin
Gone off the deep end like louise and thelma did
Lookin like a alien
Local like L.A.N
Where is chris hanson when
We need to catch a man who's been
Dangling his teenie little weenie on the gram again
No wonder marshal's panicking you're gonna get hammered in
Switch

Keep screwin around you might be the
Dumbest motherfucker since Justin Bieber
Or logan paul when he tried to tweet a
Diss up against Chris D'elia
This overtatted bony bastard lookin like some molten plastics
Thinner than the strings of woven baskets
Hopeless codeine addicts
Homeless brad pitts
Looking like a nazi who would vote for fascists
Dome on acid go gadget
Straight into a closing casket
Collecting heads like sleepy hollow
Y'all don't know me but you need to follow
Eminem's the goat and Kelly is dope
But both will overdose and not see tomorrow
Damn. That's a hard pill to swallow
I'm in the car now and I killed the bottle
Tekashi in the trunk
Lil Yachty in the front and
I'm driving drunk
Into the wall bro

Thank you ladies and gentleman for listening
Sincerely, Stan

I hate these mumble rappers
They go "DA DA DA DI"
Catch me in a maserati (Skkkkrttt)
Or a fucking buggati
That I don't own
I rent, to be somebody
I don't know (Lil Pump)
I don't know (Lil Pump)
Lil Yachty
I'm a Jambaddi