There are worse things I could do Than go with a boy or two Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy And no good I suppose it could be true But there are worse things I could do I could flirt with all the guys Smile at them and bat my eyes Press against them when we dance Make them think they stand a chance Then refuse to see it through That's a thing I'd never do I could stay home every night Wait around for Mr. Right Take cold showers every day And throw my life away On a dream that won't come true I could hurt someone like me Out of spite or jealousy I don't steal and I don't lie But I can feel and I can cry A fact I'll bet you never knew But to cry in front of you That's the worst thing I could do

Have you ever been awaken by the crowing of a rooster While the night is still heavy on the ground And the voice of Uncle Ben seems to break the morning silence Bringing lights to windows all around Well it's time to rise and shine and start another hard work day Get the cows in and start the milking chores It's nice to think about it maybe even visit but I wonder could I live there anymore [ Steel - fiddle ] Something bout the smell of cornbread cooking on a wood stove Seems to bring a picture to my mind Of a little three room house with mama in the kitchen But she can't stop to talk ain't got the time She's a fixing dad his supper he's a working over time Tryin' to pay our bill at the grocery store It's nice to think about it maybe even visit but I wonder could I live there anymore [ Steel - fiddle ] As I think about my childhood and of my old hometown I don't really miss them like before It's nice to think about it maybe even visit but I wonder could I live there anymore

Look at everybody there, below All the yetis that I love and know And they're wakin' up to see this awesome mornin' They've all got a smile on their face Another reason I love this place 'Cause it's always full of life and never borin' Look all around us, it's all rock and ice and snow Frigid and freezin', yeah, it's pretty great, I know And hey, hey, it's another day, like every other And I don't wanna change a thing Not one little thing, I mean, because I do what the stones say and I'm doin' okay What could be better than this? It is what it is, it is perfection Look at everybody do their part And they do it with a happy heart And it gives them all a sense of greater purpose Well, that's the way that I wanna be I wanna make them all proud of me Just be a steady yeti and deserve this Do you seriously believe mammoths are holdin' us up? Ahem What's holding up the mammoths? Uh, hello? It's just mammoths, all the way down Don't listen to them They're questioning the stones, and we don't do that, okay? If there's a question, causin' you to go astray Just stuff it down inside until it goes away Got it? Good! Now we all said hey, hey, it's another day, like every other And I don't wanna change a thing Not one little thing, I mean, because We like livin' this way And we're doin' okay What could be better than this? It is what it it is, it is perfection Woah-oh, woah-oh I said, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, it is perfection Woah-oh, whoah-oh I said, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, it is perfection

Where is it from? Why is it pink? How did you get it here? What does it eat? How does it think with such a tiny little brain? Honestly, I have just as many questions as you do Where is its horn? Is that its ear? Does it wanna buy a fruit? How is it here, if the stone says it can't be? It's all much bigger than we know How? Why? What do you mean? It's only just beginning to unfold I'm so confused, there's more to know? So let it all unfold I never knew there was more to know, isn't it all so amazing? There's a world mysterious, there for you to find I never knew there was room to grow, isn't it all kinda crazy? All we are is curious, there's nothing wrong with that So go 'round every corner, you call that art? Search every part of the sky What is he doing? Is he really gonna fly? 'Cause a life that's full of wonder is a wonderful life Hey-la, hey-la, hey-la Hey-la, hey-la, hey-la

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy with virginity Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed I can't, I'm Sandra Dee Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day I was not brought up that way Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost His heart to Doris Day I don't drink (no) or swear (oh) I don't rat my hair (eww) I get ill from one cigarette (ah-ah-eww) Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers Would you pull that crap with Annette? As for you, Troy Donahue I know what you wanna do You got your crust, I'm no object of lust I'm just plain Sandra Dee (ha-ha-ha-ha) Elvis, Elvis, let me be Keep that pelvis far from me Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool Hey, fungool, I'm Sandra Dee