Theme from Boat Weirdos - Joe Walsh

Sarah's only 10 and she's attracted to older men And they seem to like her back But she's intelligence Billy's a football star And he drives around in his muscle car But he really really wants to be a ballerina And he wonders who am I? Who am I? And he wants to be a man But he doesn't understand It's alright to be what he wants I'm calling all Superstar Wonderful Weirdos Can you hear me call tonight? I know you're alone in your world Full of fear though But the more you run the harder it is to hide Well, Johnny studies rockets With his plastic protected pockets So his pens don't leak out upon the floor Where Jenny's rolling And she's scared of growing 'Cause she is 5 feet taller than the girl next door And she wonders who am I? What the hell am I? And she's got a lot to offer But she doesn't look like Cindy Crawford And it makes her cry I'm calling all Superstar Wonderful Weirdos Can you hear me call tonight? I know you're alone in your world Full of fear though But the more you run the harder it is to hide It's a total rejection of the system It's the honest opinion for the very first time It's a different position, of living Ands its time that you made up your minds I'm calling all Superstar Wonderful Weirdos You're not alone tonight I'm calling all Superstar Wonderful Weirdos Can you hear me call tonight? I know you're alone in your world Full of fear though But the more you run the harder it is to hide I'm calling all Superstar Wonderful Weirdos Can you hear me call? Can you hear me call tonight? I'm calling all Superstar Wonderful Weirdos

There's a place, where the boat leaves from It takes away all of your big problems You got worries, you can drop them in the blue ocean But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from Take one part sand, and one part sea And one part shade of banana tree And the drinks they're cold, and the reggae is hot And I know this is the place for me Get away to where the boat leaves from It takes away all of your big problems You got worries, you can drop them in the blue ocean But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves, Jimmy See the problem is that you're out there There's a perfectly good island somewhere Where a ride that floats, and don't grab your coat You won't need it where we are going Get away to where the boat leaves from It takes away all of your big problems You got worries, you can drop them in the blue ocean But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from Pick me up Pick me up Pick me up Put me down Down on the sand where it's cool Put me down And when I fall off my stool Put me down I'll just sleep there 'til morning comes around With sunshine tanned ladies and piña coladas And Bob Marley songs that are playing There's a song in my ear that I want you to hear Soft tropical lips that are singing Get away to where the boat leaves from It takes away all of your big problems You got worries, you can drop them in the blue ocean But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from So, get away to where the boat leaves from It takes away all of your big problems You got worries, you can drop them in the blue ocean But you gotta get away to where the So get away to where the boat leaves from It takes away all of your big problems You got worries, you can drop them in the blue ocean But you gotta get away to where the boat leaves from Pick me up Pick me up Put me down Put me down I gotta go Pick me up Pick me up Put me down Put me down

Yeah Look Yeah Started on a mountain bike, switchin' gears, nigga (Remember, gears, nigga) That's how long it took me, it took years, nigga (Years, nigga) Funerals and wakes, I face my fears, nigga (I did, fears, nigga) Just stayin' far away from all these weird niggas (Weirdos, weird niggas) I was raised to be a soldier, ain't no tears, nigga (No tears, nigga) Wipe 'em off your face and hit your square, nigga (Square, nigga) I told 'em it would happen, I prepared niggas (I told niggas) Let's try to make a million dollars, shit, I dared niggas (Dared niggas) I had to wait in line, I ain't have clear, nigga (At all, clear, nigga) TSA could smell that East Co. on my beard, niggga (Beard, niggga) Once in a lifetime, I'm such a rare nigga (Rare nigga) Come, look at what I seen, I'm tryna share my vision (Share my vision) Come, chill around some niggas that done really lived it (Really lived it) Once you really 'round some money, you gon' feel that difference (You gon' feel that) State to state, we really traveled tryna make 'em feel us (Make 'em feel us) The shit we did gon' live forever, they could never kill us (Never kill us) Started on a mountain bike, switchin' gears, nigga (I remember, gears, nigga) They ask how long it took me, it took years, nigga (Years, nigga) Through funerals and wakes, I face my fears, nigga (Fears, nigga) Just stayin' far away from all these weird niggas (Weird niggas) Fuckin' weirdos (Fuckin' weirdos) Far away from these weird niggas (Far away from these weird niggas) Somethin' to love, you know (Somethin' to love, you know) I'm learnin' (I'm learnin', ow, haha) Yeah (Yeah), uh We all need it (We all need it) Look Started on a dirt bike with the chain loose (Mongoose) In front of the buildin' with the same troops (Yeah) Had to go a couple winters with the same boots (Han) The narcs tryna hang us from the same noose (Woop-woop) Soon as you bubble, then you run into trouble So when they see your money double, they pretend like they love you I ain't stressin', I ain't worried, my nigga, just fucked up (Hmm) 'Cause lately I been buryin' niggas, it's a tough luck (Word) Mama send a prayer via text every mornin' (Mama) Help me read the signs and recognize every warnin' (Love you) And what do you know, I'm still here though Avoidin' all the dick teasers, skeezers and weirdos Started on a mountain bike, switchin' gears, nigga (I remember, gears, nigga) They ask how long it took me, it took years, nigga (Years, nigga) Through funerals and wakes, I face my fears, nigga (Fears, nigga) Just stayin' far away from all these weird niggas (Weird niggas) Fuckin' weirdos (Fuckin' weirdos) Far away from these weird niggas (Far away from these weird niggas) Somethin' to love (Somethin' to love, you know) I'm learnin' (I'm learnin') Yeah (Yeah) We all need it (We all need it) Look (Look) Before the Clicquot popped we was some bare niggas (Bare niggas) I know you bleed just like I bleed, why would I fear you niggas? (Why?) Lately too much on my mind, so I don't hear niggas (At all) Bitches never get my time, I know they share you, niggas (I know) Teachers acted like they cared, but I ain't care, nigga (I ain't care, nigga) Momma told me life was hard, this shit ain't fair, nigga (Fair, nigga) In My Lifetime Volume 1, that made me hear Jigga (HOV, hear Jigga) Pistols like iPhones, now we carry 'em with us (Carry 'em with us) Hop up out some foreign shit, they takin' pictures (They takin' pictures) Run 'em down on foot, I know 'bout chasin' niggas (Come here, chasin' niggas) Niggas dyin' every day, can't erase the spiritus (Can't erase the spiritus) V12, tint on glass, tryna race it, nigga (Skrrt) Look where I took this shit (Look where I took this shit) If you know you know (If you know you know) If you was around you was around (If you was around you was around) Somethin' to love (Somethin' to love) Yeah (Yeah) Started on a mountain bike, switchin' gears, nigga (I remember, gears, nigga) They ask how long it took me, it took years, nigga (I took me years, nigga) Through funerals and wakes, I face my fears, nigga (Fears, nigga) Just stayin' far away from all these weird niggas (Weirdo, weird niggas) Stayin' far away from all these weird niggas (Weird niggas) Got to Stayin' far away from all you, weird niggas (Weird niggas)