The Worst Show I've Ever Done - Patton Oswalt

The sky is falling I'm the worst I've ever been Cue the drugs and violence Misery is eminent Desolations kicking in Optimism's an allusion, I ain't buying in Copium has been confusing my own will to live Don't ask me for no fucking favors I'm not anybody's goddamn savior But you won't carry me You'll have to fend for yourself No one can stop this wicked world from burning Keep this world from burning Keep this world from burning Loss of function overload Self-corrupting animals Interrupting visuals Hate becomes subliminal Insurrection, no connection, swallowed by the flame Fear is now the cancer spreading, rooted in our veins Don't ask me for no fucking favors I'm not anybody's goddamn savior But you won't carry me You'll have to fend for yourself No one can stop this wicked world from burning Sky is falling, don't come calling Close your eyes, the sky is falling Sky is falling, don't come calling Close your eyes, the sky is falling Sky is falling, falling (falling, falling) Falling Don't ask me for no fucking favors I'm not anybody's goddamn savior But you won't carry me You'll have to fend for yourself No one can stop this wicked world from burning Keep this world from burning Keep this world from burning

Ballroom scene but the fire underneath Gonna eat you alive, gonna bring you to your knees Went out drinking late last night I had a blast But now the morning light has come and kicked my ass I've got the worst hangover ever I'm crawling to the bathroom again It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again And by my seventh shot I was invincible I would have never thought I'd be this miserable I've got the worst hangover ever I'm rolling back and forth on the bed I'm worked so bad that I'm never gonna drink again Won't someone just kill me? Put me out of my misery I'm making deals with God I'll do anything Make it stop please! Make it stop please! Make it stop please! Make it stop please! I've got the worst hangover ever I'm crawling to the bathroom again It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again I'll probably never drink again I may not ever drink again At least not till next weekend I'm never gonna drink again

Going outside Shoveling snow in the driveway, driveway Taking our shoes Riding a sled down the hillside, hillside Can you say what you want? Can you say what you want to be? Can you be what you want? Can you be what you want? Our father yells Throwing gifts in the wood stove, wood stove My sister runs away Taking her books to the schoolyard, schoolyard In time the snow will rise In time the snow will rise In time the Lord will rise In time the Lord will rise Silent night Holy night Silent night Nothing feels right