Your mother said to stay away she's kneeling down to pray Don't even think to criticize he'll make your daughters pay There is a man who's got a knife he kills before he begs Slice your girl and dice her down she'll amongst the dregs You'll never see the boys again with stumpy little pegs He has to wear a sheath because the spike's between his legs Little bitches come to him - princess brides who've never sinned Can't protect the innocent - they're the ones who never win Don't you try to run again - the warnings that your mama gave Think of all the time you saved by standing on the spike Wash in bloody water 'cuz you'll never heal the scars Cold metallic penetration makes you see the stars Razor sharp and purified you've never seen the likes There is no man that can compare to standing on the spike Little bitches come to him - princess brides who've never sinned Can't protect the innocent - they're the ones who never win Don't you try to run again - the warnings that your mama gave Think of all the time you saved by standing on the spike

Something done bit me on the back of the neck And I got a strange feelin' ain't seen nothin' yet Well my face is on fire - sweat burnin' my eyes Misery's coming and i'm fixing to die I'll be eatin' humble pie when the sun goes down Pullin' up my pants take a look around I can see 100 miles to the north and south Can't make enough spit just to wet my mouth I'm alone Nobody standin' by me I'm feelin' dry as the breeze Nowhere to fill my canteen My bones are laughing at me You can call me well done Nothin's rusting my guns In the the valley of the sun The river stopped flowin' just a runnin' sand And the devil starts laughin' this is his land Blisters start to bleed up and down my hands Hyde wearin' tough enough for takin' a brand Rats are gettin' hungry and I'm lookin' brown Ground's too hot so I can't sit down Rattlesnakes are twitchin' and a wigglin' away My last drop of water - this is one bad day Navarrone Should of been there by now 'Cuz Texas Pete is in town He's roundin' up all my cows Feel like I'm lettin' him down My horse is dead on the ground She couldn't handle the run In the valley of the sun And I ain't havin' no fun In the the valley of the sun

I'm gonna kick your ass No time for reason - I'll pass Talkin' that shit - you're mine Better watch your back - your spine Cleanin' your clock It's time motherfucker for the shit to go down If you wanna see tomorrow better get out of town Fuckface - that's where I'm gonna stick it Swear I'm gonna kick it Better bring a stretcher when you come down here I've been up for days and I have no fear I can take the punishment of you and your friends Wipin' down my head and do it again Asshole - the shit is goin' down right now Put down the kid and run Daddy's gonna die - wave bye-bye Dumb cocksucker It's time motherfucker for the shit to go down If you wanna see tomorrow better get out of town Payback - cashin' in your ticket Swear I'm gonna kick it I've been pumpin' stomachs since the age of 10 Losin' my shit since I don't know when I been seein' red and I don't know why Better start runnin' cuz you're gonna die

Your heads is in the water and your feet are in a jam You fucked my wife and your is life in my fuckin' hands Gonna turn you blue - pull you up to get some air Take you to my barn - got lots of things in there Turnin' on the table saw and clampin' down your balls You're puking and a screamin' but that isn't all I am the reaper - the host of the games The maggot - the scumbag - the master of pain I am the reaper - the host of the games The hammer - the shitball - the preacher of shame The fryer's up on high over there in the kitchen If I chopped you up and dropped you in you'd probably taste like chicken My dog is really friendly when he chases the stick But sometimes he's prone to chewin' on some dick I am the reaper - the host of the games The maggot - the scumbag - the master of pain I am the reaper - the host of the games The hammer - the shitball - the preacher of shame

I see you got your last check - you're lookin' so depressed Couldn't handle washin' dishes - you'll be swimmin' with the fishes You got a girlfriend - she's an ugly lesbian Afraid to cut your long hair - always thought you wouldn't care That you couldn't hold a job - your feeble sins will never stop Think of all the simple joys - of hangin' with the younger boys Drinkin' up the kool-aid - mama thinks you got it made You're livin' in the upstairs - time to wash your underwear Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy rain Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a bitch Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the shitheel You're 40 and you never feel - whether time will ever heal You're sloppy little stinky ass - never had an ounce of class Your skate was never any good - silly ridin' goofy foot You're headed to the bar now - waitin' for your fat cow Hopin' she will turn a trick - She'll never ever suck your dick Weak enough to toe the line - suburban little frankenstein Smokin' all the schwaggy weed - struggle just to bottom feed Smellin' like a cheesy wheel - got some poopy on your heel Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy rain Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a bitch Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the shitheel

You couldn't make it in the corps 'cuz it was too fuckin' hard You shriveled up your dick and joined the national guard You're in the fuckin' airports - you're in my fuckin' dreams I'm so goddamned mad I'm bursting at the seams America's my home you gotta reckon with me Got you my crosshairs - a murder scene Don't fuck with my militia you can eat my shit This is my battle hymn it's a number one hit Now you're a hero - great american zero Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero Big bad piggy boy doin' his job Red white and blue jack a patriot slob Your wife is so proud but who are you now? Fire fightin' crossing guard or sacred cow Uncle sam says "he wants you" You're all full of shit so you got nothin' to prove Call me what you want, jack, I don't give a fuck Bout the pussy ass flag on your pickup truck Now you're a hero - great american zero Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero Lookin' in the future now the answer is clear Bitch slappin' soldiers like we do over here Put a bullet thru my television one thru my head The alpha the omega I'd be better off dead Now you're a hero - great american zero Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero