The Square - The Passions

On the first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the tenth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree!

"No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share "No, no, don't touch me there" So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule It's "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my pastor when he's playing with my hair It tickles and I'm little and it really isn't fair Here's the facts My square is not for pats I can count to 32 and I'm friends with all my cats I'm a smart guy In a dumb situation And nobody's gettin' off at my no no station Hi My name is Juicy I like hangin' with my friends and sippin' apple goosey Eatin' lots of burbers and hangin' with my groupies If you talkin' shit, I'ma pull up with the uzi! Sorry I got, I got a little carried away "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told the cabbiе when I couldn't pay the fare And also while you're at it, can you quit the creepy stare? "No, no, don't touch me there" So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule It's "No, no, don't touch me there" It's a pretty simple concept if you haven't been aware I want to be alone, I don't want a love affair Now listen I go to federal prison I'm a whole new Juicy, no no edition No competition No no permission Keep your hands off Juicy is not your main mission Corners Count 'em, four You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore Mr. Nice Guy? Well, not anymore We can be friends but I'm not your damn whore! Ha-ha Sorry, guys I... really need to get that under control "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share "No, no, don't touch me there" So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule It's "No, no, don't touch me there" Keep your gross old hands off my no no square Um... Hi my name is Juicyfruitsnacks I'm a convicted felon for the three Counts of desecration of gravesites Two counts of public nudity One time for pissing in the park I am a public menace and I need to be stopped Please if anyone can hear this put me down I'm a danger to you and everyone you love "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share

Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas) (Merry Christmas to everyone) Merry Christmas Christmas on the square, everybody's there Laughin', singin', bells a'ringin' Snow is in the air Carolers sing, gifts exchanged Lovers walk in pairs Trees a'glow and mistletoe It's Christmas on the square Christmas on the square Catch me if you dare Runnin' frantic, playful antics Jokesters everywhere Streets a'light with snowball fights You better duck, beware Friends and neighbors, cuttin' capers Christmas on the square Together as each year We joyfully meet here To celebrate family and friends And we all stick together No matter whatever It's a wonderful town we live in (howdy, friends) Christmas on the square, nothing ordinare It's a holly, Dolly, Christmas folly I had to get that in there (Why not?) Coats and hats and such as that And thermal underwear (Underwear?) Scarves and sweaters, fur and feathers Christmas on the square Come on, boys I know you wanna play some Yee-haw (Well, swing your partner 'round and 'round) Aw, he's always fiddlin' around down here (what fun) Well, all this celebratin' All this music and dancing's makin' me hungry (Well, what ya got cookin?) There's turkey and stuffin' and cranberry muffins Potato and gravy and peas (yummy) Cakes, ham, and biscuits However you fix it You're in for a fabulous feast (let's eat) Christmas on the square, everybody's there Sleighs and skates and chestnuts baked Everybody shares (everybody) Dancing mimes and such good times I hope to see you there (see you there) So come on down, enjoy our town Christmas on the square Oh, what fun for everyone Christmas on the square (hey, fiddler) Christmas on the square (banjo, banjo) Christmas on the square Celebrate, let's celebrate Christmas on the square Come on down Yee-haw!

When the boys in black go, "What's on? What's on?" And the sun goes down And the lights go on And everyone's going out on the town Oh oh, they want the bright lights Oh oh, they want the sweet, sweet nights And the bachelor girls are looking for a good time Saying, "Who will be mine? Who will be mine for a night? For tonight?" And the boys are full and there's a queue in the dark For a band they've all been waiting for Oh oh, they want the bright lights Oh oh, they want the sweet, sweet nights And the lights go down The band is on The girls come out and the girls come on Up to the stage To see it all Oh oh, they want the bright lights Oh oh, they want the sweet, sweet nights Oh oh, they want the bright lights Oh oh, they want the sweet, sweet nights Oh oh, they want the bright lights Oh oh, they want the sweet, sweet nights