The Sloth Song - Andyblarg

I'm a sloth but I'm not just lazing around Up here in the trees so far off the ground I eat green leaves and I chew them slow I don't get dizzy upside down you know I'm thinking my way through a million things My brain works so fast I get giddy So I may look like I'm doing nothing at all But really I'm actually quite busy (I'm a sloth) I have three toes, some sloth have two On humans you'd call them fingers (I'm a sloth) I've a very long tongue, long claws, green fur It gets covered in algae, I don't mind - it's tasty And I'm thinking my way through a trillion things My brain works so fast I get giddy So I may look like I'm doing nothing at all But really I'm actually quite busy (I'm a sloth) Back in the olden days we were much bigger We were called megatherium Giant sloth as large as an elephant Can you even imagine? Now I'm thinking my way through gazillions of things My brain works so fast I get giddy And I may look like I'm doing nothing at all Really I'm actually quite busy I'm a sloth but I'm not just lazing around Up here in the trees so far off the ground (I'm a sloth) Thinking my way through gazillion things (I'm a sloth) Thinking my way through a trillion things (I'm a sloth) Thinking my way through a million things (I'm a sloth) Don't tell me I don't look busy Oh no no Oh no no

Just a roll, just a roll Just a roll on your drum Just a roll, just a roll And the war has begun Now the right thing's the wrong thing No more excuses to come Just one step at a time And the war has begun Just a roll, just a roll Just a roll on your drum Just a roll, just a roll And the war has begun She's run away, she's run away And she ran so bitterly Now call to your colors, friend Don't you call to me Just a roll, just a roll Just a roll on your drum Just a roll, just a roll And the war has begun Don't you cry, don't you cry Don't you cry upon the sea Don't you cry, don't you cry For your lady and me Just a roll, just a roll Just a roll on your drum Just a roll, just a roll And the war has begun Just a roll, just a roll Just a roll on your drum Just a roll, just a roll And the war has begun