The Robot

One, two, one, two, three, four Well ever since I was a baby I dreamed I'd be a star Playing in the crowds and stadiums and little smoky bars Somehow somewhere along the way something didn't go according to plan Something spun a little out of control Something got a little out of hand Chorus: Cause if this is just business I'll throw my guitar away Said give me my ball back I don't wanna play Hey, what the hell is this? You got me playing this dive Said it's your way or the highway And I'm too drunk to drive Well I wrote a hit song once To the tops of the charts it rose People always screamed for it at every single show It's got breaks in all the right places and it goes to a minor chord 'Bout the hundredth time I played it I got a little bored Cause I was drunk when I wrote it And I don't like it half as much as I did then Someday when I quit my job I'll never play that song again Chorus Well I got me a big old tour bus And I got a guy that drives me around I play the same set in every single town I got a Mack truck for my instruments and another bus for my band I don't know what state I'm in and I don't give a damn Chorus