The Rap - Millie Jackson

Yuh yuh my name is Hat Erson I've got big pants and I'm a funny person They tell me that I'm a little insane (woo) So I just tell that "you'll need a crane" Myyyy naaaame is H A T Erson (yeah) Iiiii was born In 1993 (HE'S 30 YEARS OLD!) Iiiii LIKE TO EAT SOME LETTUCE That's why they call me Hat eeeeerson When this song ends Which it won't I will live forever and ever (what?) You will never see how this song ends (hat erson are you ok?) You will live until two hundred and four (like are you good,) (Because like-this is not ok, hat erson these aren't they lyrics) Because (hat erson!) Beecaaaauuuuusseeee My name is H A T Ersooon (yeah) I was born In 1993 (he's 30 years old!) I like to Get shot by random guys That's why they call me Hat Eeeeeerson Why is a golf ball following me? (Is that the golf fuck?????) Is that a person I can't really tell (OH WAIT NO NO NO HAT ERSON RUN) Why does the golf ball have a gun (HAT ERSON RUN HAT ERSON COME HAT ERSON RUN) Did I ever tell you I was scared of golfers (HAT ERSON! RUN!) Oh no Oh god (HAT ERSON NO NO NO) OhAAAAAAAA (NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO) (...Hat erson died? seriously?)

My boy Lollipop You made my heart go giddy-up You are as sweet as candy You're my sugar dandy Well oh, my boy Lollipop Never ever leave me Because it would grieve me My heart told me so I love you, I love you, I love you so But I don't want you to know I need you, I need you, I need you so And I'll never let you go My boy Lollipop You make my heart go giddy-up You set the world on fire You are my one desire Oh, my Lollipop I love you, I love you, I love you so But I don't want you to know I need you, I need you, I need you so And I'll never let you go My boy Lollipop You make my heart go giddy-up You set the world on fire You are my one desire Oh, my Lollipop Oh, my Lollipop My boy Lollipop My boy Lollipop

She's waiting on, She's waiting on that storm to come. Into her heart, into her heart she's waiting. She told me I must hold onto the mo-oment. And when the moments over I'll be all alone. (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone. (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone. (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone And like a bird, yes like a bird, she'll fly away. She never said, she never said she'd stay here. She's waiting on, She's waiting on that ship to come. I cannot fight, I cannot fight the ocean, all alone (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone. (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone. Now kiss me on, now kiss me on my broken wings. Don't leave me here, don't leave me in the water. She's waiting on, She's waiting on that storm to come. And when the rain comes down I will be washed away. I hope, I hope we meet again. I want, I want to hold you again. I hope, I hope we meet again. I'll know, I'll know until the end. I'll be all aloooone. (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone. (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone. (La le la, la le la, la le la, la le la) Then I'll be all alone.