The Poop Song - Teddy Casey

Thank you for the food I ate Yummy it was good In an hour maybe two I'll flush it down the loo My oh my it's stinking here It wasn't me who pooped in here This I know is true It must have been you Thank you for the food I ate Yummy it was good In an hour maybe two I'll flush it down the loo My oh my it's stinking here It wasn't me who pooped in here This I know is true It must have been you

Oh, shit Unce unce unce UHHHHHHHHHHHpooooop poop poop poop poop poop. (Small break) Poop poop poop poop ppush HARDER!!!!!! BUT IT HURTS SO GOOD/MUCH (Small break) UHHHHHHHHHHH Pooop poop poop puh poop poop poop (Piano) OW STOP BITING MY PE15!!!!!! p poop Poop poop poop poop Poop poop poop poop poop

I feel it I feel it I feel it I know what to do When I'm about to poo I go to the potty, pull my underwear down And I sit and wait Sit and wait Sit and wait until the poop plops down When I wipe and wipe 'Til brown leaves town I put it in the potty and flush it down Bye bye poop! Bye bye poop! When I pull up my pants Wash my hands Wash my hands and do a potty dance! I did it!

Yeah So I been Kinda mia and shit But Talking to myself when I can't fall asleep Rolling up my thoughts inside my purple dream When she coming over tell her bring some friends Police pull me over I might crash the Benz Talking to myself when I can't fall asleep Rolling up my thoughts inside my purple dream I don't want no fake love Baby you can have it back I don't want no fake love Baby you can have it back Talking to myself in the mirror see your face While I running out of time Got to keep up with my pace Landing down at lax Smoking up never dressed Ain't got a problem with the pills But she think I'm obsessed Lucid dreams I can see you with my third eye New crib in the city got the bird eye Fly your bitch out from you city She took the red eye When I'm swerving through the city Hold my head high Bitch you got me fucked Got me fuck up Whip that Benz truck Guess she lucked up Bitch you got me fucked Got me fuck up Whip that Benz truck Guess she lucked up Talking to myself when I can't fall asleep Rolling up my thoughts inside my purple dream I don't want no fake love Baby you can have it back I don't want no fake love Baby you can have it back I don't want no fake fake fake I don't want no fake fake fake I don't want no fake fake fake I don't want no fake fake fake Hey there pretty girl Let me take A trip Into your pretty world Know your numb inside I teach you how to feel Simply lookin model bitches Broken heart I copped her stitches Prickly pinches When she kiss me I show her the world Havent shaved in days I'm a cast away Out in la Aint' the only way I change the state I don't want no fake love Why didn't you say some Bitch you got me fucked Got me fuck up Whip that Benz truck Guess she lucked up Bitch you got me fucked Got me fuck up Whip that Benz truck Guess she lucked up Bitch you got me fucked Got me fuck up Whip that Benz truck Guess she lucked up