The Pink's in Town - Felicia Finley, Stephanie Gibson, Lisa Gajda & Happy Days Company

He's in town (He's in town) He's back in town (He's in town) Girl, I knew just what was wrong (He's in town) When you weren't home Each time when I phoned All week long And now I see it in your eyes (He's in town) The look on your face When you're thinking of him Can't be disguised I was afraid He'd come back someday And I'd be the one to lose I knew when you saw him You wouldn't ignore him And he'd be the one you choose No, you don't have to tell me He's in town (He's in town) He's back in town (He's in town) No, you don't have to tell me He's in town (He's in town) He's back in town (He's in town) He's in town (He's in town) (He's in town)

They got the Coliseum rockin' and they're making quite a din Singin' "here we go Oilers, here we go" again There ain't no louder building than the house of ninety-nine Got the echoes of the dynasty a burnin' in their minds You better cheer 'em on, they're the roughest necks around. 'Cause it's hockey night in Edmonton, the Oil's back in town, yeah! Skatin' quick and passin' pretty, fastest ice around the league The goalie stacks 'em up and makes a save you can't believe Elbows in the corners and she's getting kinda rough But I know we've got some boys that ain't afraid to drop the gloves You better cheer 'em on, they're the roughest necks around 'Cause it's hockey night in Edmonton, the Oil's back in town, yeah! All they got is broken noses, missin' teeth and blackened eyes Beards and blood and guts and stitches keepin' playoff hopes alive And the spirit of the boys from the Eighties in their eyes Come on and say it with me, say it "Five cups, five!" You better cheer 'em on, 'cause they're better than the rest They got the blue and orange colours of the Oilers on their chests, yeah! Well, I got me a couple tickets, take my baby to the game 'Cause the road trip's over, winnin' every game away Don't really need my radio, but bring it anyway Catch the skipper, Roddy Phillips, call the play-by-play You better cheer 'em on, they're the roughest necks around 'Cause it's hockey night in Edmonton, the Oil's back in town.

It's The Best Disco In Town, number one in disco sound It's the place where hip people meet, hey, hey It's The Best Disco In Town, bump and boogie all around It's no place to sit in your seat, hey, hey DJ's are the best there, you'll never get a rest there You may meet the right girl or guy When they play the right groove your body makes the next move Get up on the floor, and get down to see that the music can take you high It's The Best Disco In Town, funky music pound for pound Join the crowd, come on dance and sing, hey, hey It's The Best Disco In Town, people come from miles around It's the place to do your own thing, hey, hey People dress the best there, the music is the best there They're the very best sounds, so high class If you make a request the DJ will do his best To lay down your favorite song, so you or baby hold on the past Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh The hit sound of Motown (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) The hit sound of Motown I'll be there 'Cause we love music I love music Any kind of music Bad love, was good love The now sounds of musique The only way we party is when you got You got me where you want me You've got me where you want me Woo It's The Best Disco In Town, number one in disco sound It's the place where hip people meet, hey, hey It's The Best Disco In Town, bump and boogie all around It's no place to sit in your seat, hey, hey DJ's are the best there, you'll never get a rest there You may meet the right girl or guy When they play the right groove your body makes the next move Get up on the floor, and get down to see that the music can take you high Oh, that's my baby I love to love you, baby I love to love you, baby Ooh, that's the way I like it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Bop me, baby, bop me, baby They call me lady bop, lady bop, it's alright, ah Here comes the express, the express Volez vous coo shea a me qua Volez vous coo shea a me qua Any time you want me, love Romantic world I won't let you down Give all my love Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It's The Best Disco In Town, funky pound for pound Join the crowd, come on dance and sing, hey, hey It's The Best Disco In Town, people come from miles around It's the place to do your own thing, hey, hey People dress the best there, the music is the best there They're the very best sounds, so high class If you make a request the DJ will do his best To lay down your favorite song so you or baby hold on the past Shoo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Shoo, doo, doo, doo, doo Shoo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Shoo, doo, doo, doo, doo Get up on the floor, and get down to see that the music can take you high

Both: Take It Back To The Place Where You Know That It All Began. Chad: We Can Be Anything We Wanna Be! Both: You Can Tell By The Noise That The Boys Are Back Again! Chad: Together Makin' History! Both: This Is Our Town, And I'm Tellin' You All, The Boys Are Back! Gonna Do It Again! Gonna Wake Up The Neighborhood! The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back! Climbin' Up The Walls, Anytime We Want! The Word Is Out, The Boys Are Back! Chad: Keep Dealing With The Right When We Fight Every Single Time! Undefeated Here In Our House, Yeah! Both: We Can Rock, We Can Shock, When We Like. Chad: Tonight We're Gonna All Out! I Think Its Time To Show How To Be A Superhero! Both: This Is Our Town, And Im Tellin' You All! The Boys Are Back! Gonna Do It Again! Gonna Wake Up The Neighborhood! The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back! Climbin' Up The Walls, Anytime We Want! The Word Is Out, The Boys Are Back! Troy: Here To Change The World! Both: To Solve A Mystery, Fight The Battle, Save The Girl! No One Can Stop Us Now, We're The Ones Who Make The Rules! The Boys Are Back! Troy: No Need To Worry, Cause Both: The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back! Chad: Look Out Now! Both: The Boys Are Back, Gonna Do It Again Chad: And We Make It Look Good! Both: The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back! Climbin' Down The Walls, Anytime We Want! We're Sure That You Know By Now, The Boys Are Back!

Never really been alive before I always lived in my head And sometimes it was easier Hungover and half-dead I'm back in town, why don't we go out? Let the rats spin around our feet The full moon shines down on these dirty streets Back in town, why don't we go out To that ninth street diner? And carry on slowly, torturing each other 'Cause it's always the same I came for the pleasure, but I stayed Yes, I stayed for the pain It's lit up like a movie scene That halogen glow And if you get spat on, that's just your big city baptism You're the star of the show I'm back in town, why don't we go out And never go to sleep? Throw our dreams out, let them pile up on the streets I thought that I was here with you But it was always just an empty room 'Cause it's always the same I came for the pleasure, but I stayed Yes, I stayed for the pain

BROOKE On a fall day this year, Ms. Walker, Our esteemed drama teacher, Announced there would be auditions for the Woods Mill Middle School fall show. And that it would be quite different than Last year's production of Guys and Dolls... Though equally excellent. MS. WALKER This year's show will be... scary. BROOKE And though no one had actually seen The ghost that was rumored to roam the halls, Still, it made some students a little freaked out To be doing a scary play... in a haunted school. ALL Scary? BROOKE Super scary? ALL Is it monsters, ghosts, or creatures? Scary? TINA Like, how scary? ALL Will we scare our friends and teachers? BROOKE The mood was getting tense, The bus was buzzing with the news. TINA Would we get parts? STUDENT How would she cast? TINA Who would be leads? BROOKE How would she choose? MS. WALKER Yes, this year's show will be scary. The soft, the weak, and the overly sensitive, And of course the superstitious among you Need not apply. There will be chills, and thrills, and suspense! And... a Phantom. BROOKE Zeke! Let's audition! What do you say? It's our chance to do... ALL A super scary play! BROOKE It's perfect! No one knows more about scary shows than us. It's our big shot. ZEKE Hold up, Brookie. We like scary books. And scary movies. I don't even know what a scary middle school play would be. Will it have vampires? Or possessed dolls? Oh! Are we doing Mac— BROOKE It's called The Phantom... So I'm guessing it's a... ghost story. ZEKE Totally. I'm auditioning for the ghost. That part will be mine! MS. WALKER Audition time! (The other students audition for MS. WALKER In the background during the following.) BROOKE I used to get the frights When I turned out the lights. So many sleepless nights, I tried to brave it. But creepy stuff these days Is, like, my biggest craze. No matter movies, plays, Or books, I crave it! ZEKE Scary is our favorite! BROOKE Scary is the best! ZEKE And now we're doing a scary play... BROOKE ...and I've never been more stressed! MS. WALKER Thank you very much, all who auditioned. I will be posting the cast list at 2:20 this afternoon. STUDENTS Is it there yet? Is it there yet? Is it there yet? Is it there yet? Is it there yet? Is it there yet? Is it there yet? Is it— ZEKE Not yet! STUDENTS Is it there yet? Is it there yet? ZEKE No! (STUDENTS) Is it there yet? Is it there yet? (ZEKE) No! (STUDENTS) Is it there yet? (ZEKE) No! (STUDENTS) Is it there yet? (ZEKE) No! (STUDENTS) Is it there yet? Is it— (ZEKE) No, not yet! BROOKE I can't take it! I'm so nervous! When is she gonna put up the cast list? ZEKE Brooke! Look! There's a note for you posted on the callboard! BROOKE Let me see! (Reading) "Brooke Rodgers. Please report to Principal Stine's office. You have been suspended from school." Oh my— But I— What is happening? Aaaah! Zeke! What do I do???? (ZEKE cannot control his laughter.) BROOKE. Wait a second! Did you write this and post it here? ZEKE Of course! Don't be such a donut. Just a harmless prank to cut the tension. BROOKE Very funny, Zeke. (Beat) Why is this taking so long? BROOKE Last year, we did Guys and Dolls, And Zeke and I basically held up the walls. ZEKE Now, don't get us wrong, The ensemble's nice. BOTH But this year, we're gonna win our slice Of the juiciest roles, Of the starriest parts! We've hoped and we've prayed With all of our hearts That this is our time, This is our day, 'Cause we're finally doing A super scary play! BROOKE Ms. Walker said she would have the cast list up by 2:20. ZEKE Well, what time is it now? BROOKE 2:21! ZEKE Oh, come on! This is unacceptable! BROOKE Oh man, what if we get good parts? ZEKE Who cares? (BROOKE stares at him, eyebrow raised) I mean, of course I care. But the main thing is it's scary! We could scare the whole school! With a play! And don't get your hopes up. Remember Guys and Dolls? I was Man 4. It's not even in the script. BROOKE I remember. I was Woman 6. But this is different. This is The Phantom! It's supposed to be terrifying. And we have seen every scary movie there is. If Woods Mill Middle School is doing a scary show, We are needed. We are required. (Dramatically) We are the ones who are understanding of the scary! ZEKE And you were great as Woman 6. It was a definitive performance. But try to relax. A lot of people want to be the lead. I hear Tina may go nuts if she doesn't get it. Like crazy, insane nuts. BROOKE I can't take the anticipation! She could cast me so many ways. And I'd be happy to do anything, of course. But it would be fun if you and I Were the leads in something truly terrifying and— ZEKE Brooke! You're my best friend since kindergarten. You're like my sister. But you're making me crazy. BROOKE I feel nervous, I feel scared, And completely unprepared. And while this feeling's rather thrilling, This not knowing is just killing me! Well, not literally killing me. But this anxious anticipation Creates the most uncomfortable sensation! (In the background, MS. WALKER appears and puts up the cast list. ZEKE, BROOKE, and the other STUDENTS fail to notice.) ALL And this is our time! This is our day! 'Cause we're finally doing a super scary— MS. WALKER Players, does anyone want to know who's playing what in the show? The list is up. (Beat) (All slowly look at each other and then rush the call board.) STUDENTS Ahhh!!! ZEKE C'mon! BROOKE I can't do it, Zeke! Will you go for both of us? You're my best friend! You can do this. ZEKE (Laughing) Ok. Wait here. (ZEKE goes to the board and edges his way in. He yells excitedly.) Woo-hoo! I'm the Phantom! Brooke, is that a good part? BROOKE Zeke! The play is called The Phantom! So the Phantom is probably a good part. Oh, you're kidding. ZEKE And you're Esmerelda! BROOKE (Gasps) This is our time! ZEKE This is our day! BOTH Because we're the leads ALL In a super scary play!