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The Old Republic - Dan Bull

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@Derek
34
30 Sec

The Old Republic - song lyrics

Downloadable content's
A load of nonsense
I won't give them one cent
It wouldn't be conscientious
Encouraging dodgy ventures
Like when you've been robbed
Do you get your property straight back from the fences?
I want to know what the defence is
Hence this musical census
Pay attention to community consensus
To prevent this backlash of hashtags
And truly contentious lambasts, eg:
I hope you're shoving your Prothean
Up your fallopean
No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian
Draconian Napoleons
Invoking pandemonium
And I might be blowing my own euphonium
By quoting this
But I know I'm not the only one that's pissed
My data's trapped inside the disc
Sat in lines of script
And I have to pay to take it out
What kind of shit is this?
It's the
DLC
PLC
Where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to the
DLC
PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously
No need to be dishonest
The incompleted product's
A piece of bollocks
So please give me the pieces of it
And leave my wallet, I need the dollars
But don't be extremely bothered
I'll probably buy the sequel of it
Cos that's the key
The reason it keeps on happening, it's obvious
If you pay them quids they take the piss
And get away with it
Until they're pinching all your paper
Like a paperclip
And what would our forefathers
Have thought of horse armour?
It's all rather an awful palava
Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama
You're causing drama
And according to the laws of karma
Stir the water
Sure enough
Of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas
So try to pull my jaws apart
I'm sure you can't
I'm sinking my teeth into the greed
Inherently buried in DLC things
Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings
Is it any wonder we punters are seething
At the
DLC
PLC
Where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to
DLC
PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously
I'm sorry but verse three is only available in the premium version of this song
If you would like to aquire this version
Please bend over with your
Visa
American express or
Mastercard
Lodged tightly between your buttocks
Thank you for your continuing loyalty from everybody at the
DLC
PLC
Where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to
DLC
PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously
See the
DLC
PLC
See the
DLC
It's the
PLC
Downloadable content
What is it?
What use does it have?
What function does it serve?
I mean obviously I know the answer
But it's sort of a rethorical question I suppose
So when you think about it
Whether it is good for the gaming community
Whether it is good for the industry
What your thoughts about it are
I'm very keen to know

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@Estere
111
I am a spider, hi, how are you? Four pairs of walking boots, I'm Anansi Sinatra Sitting peacefully, content with mingling Until the evening, when my evil senses get to tingling But isn't it a great time, chilling in the daytime? Until the night arrives, and then it's playtime I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time Connect you to my web before giving you some face time Many a brave knight gave a brave fight Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site In the daytime, I'm a web designer Then, when the nighttime arrives, I get kind of wild I'm crawling up your wall Black and hairy, very small Now, I'm up above your head, hanging by a little thread Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly (Bull is the spider) Look, I'm a giant, ungoliant, shelob, an aragog An arukenimon, and I wreck anyone I can, I'm pog A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs, ornate pincers Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things Wrap up a customer, pick up a couple loose strings Circadian mood swings change the way I do things I could lose a few limbs, and just be like, "Oops, cringe" Went in to the dentist, and I said to them, "My tooth stings" They didn't find the double entendre, too amusing And I may not be tall, but when I'm climbing up the walls Right behind you, you'll be frightened While you're trying not to fall Right down into the dungeon, find yourself in a conundrum Right in time 'cause I'm inviting you to help me out with luncheon I'm climbing up your spout (creepy, crawly) That rain won't wash me out (creepy, crawly) I'm climbing up your spout (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) Your mates won't hear you shout (Bull is the Spider) I'm a brain on legs, animated in my element And when I'm spitting venom, it's as if I'm Eminem Picking up the pen again, and dip it in the poison Liquify your innards, turn your organs into hoi sin So bring your boys in, tell them this'll hurt With the main course finished, then I'll have them for dessert Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea Call me Dali or Bunuel, while I'm about to slice your cornea A primordial killer, debilitating prey With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves It needn't have to happen in a painful way So lay awake, breathe, count down from ten, and then fade away I'm crawling up your wall (creepy, crawly) Black and hairy, very small (creepy, crawly) Now I'm up above your head (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly) Hanging by a little thread (Bull is the Spider) Well, hello again, friend, I'm a skeleton Hopping on your back like Aladdin on an elephant Accessorizing spiders like a bone white petticoat But we know I'm only here to maximize the SEO We're just some friendly bros, but to you we're deadly foes Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go So let's go, skeleton, my exoskeleton Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow That we find in the mine Digging Redstone diamonds We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone Inscribed with the line, "Was alive, now he's dead, LOL" I'm climbing up your spout That rain won't wash me out I'm climbing up your spout Your mates won't hear you shout Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly (Bull is the Spider)
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