The Missus Threat

I miss you My missus Piano-oooo I promise I'm not with a- 'Nother man tho-oooo My new girl She plays Sweet and strong But it does not Compare to your Out of tune song My girl My girl I swear I won't be long 'Til we can play Our bug riddled songs My girl My girl I know I've Gone away But I can't help But miss the Way you play

Got a window washer's head For an unmakeable bed For loneliness The past is no place to- Rest your weary arms 'cept at sevens at your sides Your face a campaign debt reflected sky You die to your fans one window at a time, that's right Got a window washer's eye For an untuckable sky For lonely design The past is no place to- Try but I'll get my mind's armies moving at full stride They're singing in one voice, preoccupied And with nothing to say I'll sing it bright, that's right I am here, it's only me I ain't freed nobody yet It's just me, I'll just be a sec I'm a cleaner, I'm no threat No threat, no threat I'm a reader, I'm no threat Who sings lonely? Everyone sings lonely It doesn't sound so bad Who is free? Everybody's freed From the tired of being sad, so sad How will I know? How will I know if I'm helping? More so, how will she know if I'm helping? If I'm not in the saddle, I'm nothing, that's right I am here, it's only me I ain't freed nobody yet It's just me, clearing spider webs I'm a listener, I'm no threat I am here, failed and failing breath I'm a listener, I'm no threat No threat, no threat I'm a watcher, I'm no threat No threat (I am a Beatles fan)

The existential threat that I always feel Nothing's happened yet today and yet I have to feel Danger near, danger here Nowhere to escape to and nobody there to hear As I now scream in fear, scream in fear The existential threat is drawing very, very near And they all look away, look away Can't they see the existential threat is on its way The existential threat that I tend to feel When I'm walking down the street or right behind the wheel Turning left, turning right Trying to escape the cloud that's close enough to feel And you may laugh out loud, laugh out loud The existential threat is always hanging about And you may say go away, say go away The existential threat is never going away Doctor gave me these, I said what are these? He said that they'll cure an existential type disease Doubt they will, doubt they will But I'm keen to try whatever, gimme that pill And he said here's the bill, here's the bill In the end they didn't work, I paid the whole bill Because insurance won't, they just won't Cover existential meds, I wish I had known How should I react under this attack Even when I'm standing up I feel I'm on my back Quagmire here, quagmire there I cannot elucidate the danger that is always there But it is looming large, extra large My semi-automatic weapon ready to discharge But it's a futile act, better pack The existential threat is bulletproof and looming large Sartre and Camus seemed to understand Something close to what I'm feeling though they were in France Deux Magots they would go Each comparing existential threats they came to blows And then the crowds came near just to cheer For the greatest existential threatened philosophe And it is comforting, comforting Then the comfort starts to very quickly fade away Did I wake you up, sorry if I did Guess I woke you up and also woke your little kid Threat outside, let me hide Just until the danger passes, then I'll go outside And have to come again, once again The existential threat is at your patio door And do not let it in, let it in When you fight the existential threat you will not win The existential threat that I always feel Lots of things have happened and I seek an even keel Danger near, danger far Nowhere to escape to and I'm racing in my car As I now scream in fear, scream in fear The existential threat is drawing very, very near As I now drive away, by the way Can't you see the existential threat is on its way

Since the dawn of time We have conquered and thrived On lesser species that have lived Without fear, without greed, now we will Find them all, oppress them, destroy them Retrieve all their knowledge, we've done it before What they have could be used against us We have to prevent what could be our fall We are far superior We've been chosen to Rule this universe, supreme endlessly With force, we'll show them they're not free So it seems We've found their location at last We have to launch all of our might And destroy their will to fight They have all the vast innovations These baffling creations that lead them through life Should we take possession of all We would rule undisputed and move towards the next world As we are superior We've been chosen to Rule this universe, supreme endlessly Our conquest knows no boundaries "Time has come at last We will annihilate their pathetic fleet Now cowardly hiding in the shadow of that old dimmed star Such technological wonders Baffling, yet utterly worthless against our supreme firepower" Assembling our forces Gathering our fleet Beyond the Nightstar They have taken retreat Our firepower, overwhelming, unrelenting Our numbers, countless fighters Nothing can oppose us, godlike power And when their world stand ablaze We'll claim all as our own None can stand against us Our power's without end Throughout galaxies so endless we shall Ever be superior We've been chosen to Rule this universe, supreme endlessly Our conquest knows no boundaries With force, we'll show them no one's ever free Woah... We'll rule (we'll rule endlessly) Woah... With force, we'll show that no one's free Our conquest knows no boundaries We soon shall rule