The Mechanic Theme Song

When I'm broke down, you're the mechanic And when I'm mean, you're romantic And when I cry, you're the sexiest clown ever seen You fix me When I'm a sinner, you're a King James And when I'm lost, you're the map's missin' page And when I'm shakin', you're steady like stone You see, you fix me I'd be crazy baby, lost forever Blowin' around in stormy weather Like a bunch of dead leaves I'd be a boarded up house on a dead end street Old Chevy on blocks, leakin' gasoline Oh it ain't hard to see Broke down is where I'd be Baby you fix me When I'm cold, you're on fire And when I'm flat, you're air for the tire And when I'm rain through the clouds your sunshine screams You fix me I'd be crazy baby, lost forever Blowin' around in stormy weather Like a bunch of dead leaves I'd be a boarded up house on a dead end street Old Chevy on blocks, leakin' gasoline Oh it ain't hard to see Broke down is where I'd be Baby you fix me Ooh, you, I don't know where I'd be Oh where I'd be I'd be crazy baby, lost forever Blowin' around in stormy weather Like a bunch of dead leaves I'd be a boarded up house on a dead end street Old Chevy on blocks, leakin' gasoline Oh it ain't hard to see Broke down is where I'd be Baby you fix me Baby you fix me

He was playing pool and drinking beer Nothin' more'n The occasional tear But this man's life goes on And he gets greased all over From time to time At the strip joint, Where we met He said 'Hi, my name is Ted See that one over there That ball of thunder Every time she goes Vavoom, I wiggle in my chair Can I buy you a beer? What a guy 'I've had a few myself' he said 'But I never quit when I'm ahead Too many rules and regulations Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors And another thing I won't discuss is religion It always causes a fight Vavoom There she goes again 'How does she do that' said Ted And he told me Of those unjustices (that) He had suffered in his life His wife and kids And boss and dogs And neighbours Raising cain and causing strife They were forever whining Bleating howling yapping Screeching moaning crying Vavoom He fed them well He keep them warm Ted Ted the mechanic Thing about Ted He didn't really care Nothing much got in his hair And the beauty of it was That he was right He was big as a truck And fast as a door (What's that?) He was always right The banjo player took a hike What's that song I used to like Vavoom He was big as a truck He was fast as a door - Ted What a guy? Ted the man our Ted Ted the man our Ted Ted the man our Ted

Lay up on my bed your body's leakin' Girl your body's runnin' hot, you're steamin' See you can't get started, throw you to my spot & pop that in so we can get it poppin' You know I can fix you up so let me inspect your body Grab my tools so I can hook you up slow Girl I promise, yeah, that you gone feel something that you never felt before Girl Ima take your shirt off, your skirt off, them heels off Girl you can let your hair down, lay down, get comfortable So I tune you up, oh oh I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic Girl I got Midas touch, yeah And it's free service to fix you up so You up to my sex machine, give me a couple hours you be riding fine that's guaranteed Ima be your baby mechanic when you feeling broken down Ima fix every problem baby & have you riding fine Girl Ima take your shirt off, your skirt off, them heels off Girl you can let your hair down, lay down, get comfortable So I tune you up, oh oh I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic Girl Ima take your shirt off, your skirt off, them heels off Girl you can let your hair down, lay down, get comfortable So I tune you up, oh oh I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic I'm your sex mechanic