The King of Carrot Flowers. Pt. 1 - Death Cab for Cutie

He's the king of the world The employer of employers There's only one orange left on the tree The king of the world will enjoy it you see If he consumes it surely he'll pee How many hands does he got oh well three Jon's over there doing a good Arnold impression The king of the world caused the great depression His emotions are discrete full discretion The only thing he felt was pure aggression He's the king of the world The employer of employers He's the king of the world A money enjoyer The King of the world is the worst You were there second cuz he was there first The king surely enjoys bratwurst But that won't quench his thirst for sturgeons The King of the world loves his land He prefers that it don't got no sand If you disagree, he'll chop off your hand The king likes writing propogand-a He's the king of the world The employer of employers He's the king of the world A money enjoyer The king of the world loves his booze So he drinks 'em instead of his stew After he drinks it, then he will snooze The king is the collector of internal revenue The king hypnotized the brother of moe He's the apple of Peru, he makes the weather forecast bro King don't like kung fu, he ate Po Call him Kundle Kane cuz he shall make it snow The king of the world The employer of employers He's the king of the world A mo-ney enjoyer The king of the world The employer of employers He's the king of the world A mo-ney enjoyer The king of the world The employer of employers He's the king of the world A mo-ney enjoyer Depression The king of the world The employer of employers He's the king of the world A mo-ney enjoyer Collector of sturgeons Plop Thkngfthwrld Thmplyrfmplyrs H'sthkngfthwrld Am-nynjyr

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Cath, she stands With a well-intentioned man But she can't relax With his hand on the small of her back And as the flashbulbs burst She holds a smile Like someone would hold A crying child And soon everybody will ask What became of you 'Cause your heart was dying fast And you didn't know what to do Cath, it seems That you lived in someone else's dream In a hand-me-down wedding dress With the things that could've been all repressed But you said your vows And you closed the door On so many men Who would have loved you more And soon everybody will ask What became of you 'Cause your heart was dying fast And you didn't know what to do The whispers that it won't last Roll up and down the pews But if their hearts were dying that fast They'd have done the same as you And I'd have done the same as you