The Island (feat. Cristiano Turrini) - STRIKE

Yeah Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is The Creep! When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl Do the creep (hah) And do the creep (hah) And if you wanna make friends at the ATM Do the creep (ooh) And do the creep (creep, creep, creep) Well, we got a new dance, so get up on your feet It's real easy to do and it's called the creep Let your hands flop round like a marionette Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin' your neck Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper When you see a country peach laying out at the beach Do the creep (hah) And do the creep (hah) And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree Do the creep (huh) And do the creep (hah) I was six years old when I started creeping My parents took it to their room and I started peeping You can imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born Get popping out my momma like some kettle corn And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking 'Cause I came clean and I came out creeping Nicki, (uh) Nicki, Nicki (yeah), Nicki Nicki Nicki When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room As they dis-robed I was ogling and ogling Little did they know that for me, they were modeling And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha And they would dance la la la la lalala-la So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers Don't sleep, come and get ya creep on with me Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding Do the creep (hah) And do the creep (hah) But when you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake Do the creep (huh) And do the creep (hah) When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body Do the creep (hah) And do the creep (hah) So get ya knees flexin' and your arms T-rexin' Do the creep (hah) And don't forget to smile

Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh, great, send him in Hey, guys! Hey! Hi! Thanks for coming! Sorry I'm late - I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon Have you seen those things? Oh, yeah, yeah those are - those are great Well, I checked out the track, and I loved it And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig Oh, wow, that's great! (Awesome!) Should we just lay it down? Boys, let's get to it (to it, to it) Ugh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (yeah!) The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now, baby roll with us Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (rollin' up!) Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up (yeah) Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (come on) Ladies shifty-eyed when we walk into the set Fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet (yeah, yeah!) Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave on the seven seas (what?) A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar, so the groupies show us love (Kiera Knightly) Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow) Watch it girl 'cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy" More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" (yeah, yeah!) All dressed up with nowhere to run And now I make you feel crazy with the- Now back to the good part From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure (no) Old Captain Jack giving them what for He's the pauper of the surf (yeah, uh-huh) The jester of Tortuga (oh God) But is Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store? Yeah, we've seen the movie Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on Captain Jack (what?), Johnny Depp (no) From the front to the back, say we count stacks, come on Davy Jones (nope), Giant Squid (wrong) Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up Roger that, let me try it with another film Wait Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better) Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed I give Jenny all of my love (come on!) Okay, then I'm legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (no, God) Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine (close enough) You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!) Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (take it home!) Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted This whole town's a pussy Just waiting to get fucked! (No), just waiting to get fucked! Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile You complete me Yup, yeah, okay

거리에서 내 노래가 나와 배낭 메고 여행이나 갈까 지나고 보니 시간은 참 빨라 어떻게 너가 다른 남자를 만나 거리에서 내 노래가 나와 텅 빈 가슴을 채웠었지 야망으로 (야망으로) 어떻게 너가 다른 남자를 만나 Ay, girl, how you do that 도대체 어떻게 그래 내게로부터, you running away 잡으러 갈 거야, 내 노래들이 너가 남자랑 둘이 있을 때 들리게 내 목소리 혹시 그 사람이랑 잘돼가는 중이었다면 미안해, Sorry Oh yeah, 일어나면 축제 Oh yeah, 급하다 급해 Oh yeah, 웃어 짓궂게 그리울 일 없게 일을 해야겠지 Yeah, racks on racks 두르지, Chanel bags 너가 원하던 게 이제 다 있는데 이 내용마저 클리셰야 질척거리는 게 나는 취향인가 봐 다 지나고 아픈 거 이게 후회인가 봐 그냥 접어서 넣어 전부 상자에다가 나중에 시간 되면 한 번씩 꺼내봐 거리에서 내 노래가 나와 배낭 메고 여행이나 갈까 지나고 보니 시간은 참 빨라 어떻게 너가 다른 남자를 만나 거리에서 내 노래가 나와 텅 빈 가슴을 채웠었지 야망으로 (야망으로) 어떻게 너가 다른 남자를 만나 여전히 거기 있을 텐데 못 지운 사진이 수백 개 지우려고 하면 지우려 할수록 이쁜 것도 전부 구겨질 텐데 그 새끼보다 내가 못한 게 뭐야 나는 밤새 너를 지켰지, all night long 다시 와주길 바란 소파 (too much) 너 빼곤 그대로 있어, 정말로 빛이 쏟아 내리던 날 너는 나의 손을 잡았고 영원할 것처럼 말한 Let's just stay one more night 말뿐이었잖아 Black rose in my heart 변해버린 너와 나 With my broken heart 질척거리지 않을게, 다시 돌아와 다 끝났어, 아프고 너도 후회하잖아 지난 추억들을 꺼내볼까, 너와 나 이 노래들 전부 다 너의 얘기잖아 거리에서 내 노래가 나와 배낭 메고 여행이나 갈까 지나고 보니 시간은 참 빨라 어떻게 너가 다른 남자를 만나 거리에서 내 노래가 나와 텅 빈 가슴을 채웠었지 야망으로 (야망으로) 어떻게 너가 다른 남자를 만나 거리에서 내 노래가 나와 배낭 메고 여행이나 갈까 지나고 보니 시간은 참 빨라 어떻게 너가-