The Gentleman and the Onion - Call Me Malcolm

The boss is acting cautious Blood visions of his coffin Oh look! It's Jim from The Office Now shit's getting raucous Now we're shutting off the faucets Make that bitch run for congress Just to see if they can stop this We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances You can thank me for my service Here's your drink, and there's the furnace The dirt is my purpose Time to dirty up the dirtless OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Stare into the eye of the noble earthworm This singular eye exists in it's rectum Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands Little pet worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it Worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it When I was a child went outside and played All around with a shovel and dug in the ground Look at all the little wormies I found Look at all the little wormies I found Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one This one has the face of a man I wish to hold it in my hand Now let the worm speak Pardon me if my vocabulary seems just a little bit nasty It just so happens that I don't really care And if you got a problem with me or the words that spill out of my mouth Shut the fuck up and hold my beer That's right bitch blame the worm Blame the worm for all that you've learned Pesky little devils keep you up at night Hey, u up? Ha ha ha ha ha When you wish upon a fart... Ha ha ha ha ha I stink so bad that I smell like shite Yes I stink so bad that I smell like shite I do a British accent on this bitch ass mic It's probably safe to say that I'm a little bit nasty A little bit nasty Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm

Well I'm working on it Holy shit I ignore so many problems Holy shit this isn't it No one told me I was just an onion I'm just a kid, oh so I thought Please doc, make it stop, let me go home I'll keep working on it But I'll be gone before I peel this old onion Onion Onion Onion Onion Well I'm working on it Holy shit I ignore so many problems Holy shit this isn't it No one told me I was just an onion I'm just a kid, oh so I thought Please doc, make it stop, let me go home I'll keep working on it But I'll be gone before I peel this old onion Onion Onion Onion Onion Onion Onion Onion Onion

Wake up beaten, but I'm broken in two With a head full of money and nothing to do Face in the dirt, I can dream myself to life Alarm bells screaming and the message is clear I don't think that I fix myself this time of the year Caught in a loop my steam begins to fight Trying to get better but I've got no answers (Woah) Stabbing my heart just to cut out the cancer (Woah) It's getting pulled over for a place I'm stuck in I've never been so lonely or so pale, or thin The pills don't jump but it's all I know and I'm feeling the monster in me Killing off the hours is progress of sorts I think the words are comforts but I check in resorts The hour, the essay, the book and the study are lying How to conceal what's killing me Trying to get better but I've got no answers (Woah) Stabbing my heart just to cut out the cancer (Woah) Inspecting my head forever after They aren't the ones, and they won't be simple as well But these bones have a home, they beckon me And my chest is a maze While my tongue talks itself in knots But I'm not a poster boy for good health 'Cause I can hardly stay awake, and I'm barely holding on Trying to get better but I've got no answers (Woah) Stabbing my heart just to cut out the cancer (Woah) Inspecting my head forever after They aren't the ones, and they won't be simple as well But these bones have a home, they beckon me Let's take a walk down every lane I've been

Every step we take is a rule we break And we're ever only moving backwards But we push on more, 'cause you always swore That we never even meet your standards Forgive me, I am sorry, but these wounds won't stay unopened When I say, believe me, the most beautiful people are broken This self doubt means that we shout But the void is always full of voices And t hey echo back everything we lack But we never know what the choice is This day plays out like the first, With a little more pain and a little more curse Believe me when I say that the most Beautiful people are beautifully broken Killing us with a thousand cuts, conquer and divide us It's a game that we have lost too well Can we get a little charity? Can we get a little empathy? The joke's on you, I only hate myself It's a war, with a prefix score 'Cause the front page is permanently airbrushed We abide by the rules, like naive fools But the game is always fixed against us Screaming at our souls you whisper everything we're not With every swipe, a sponsored snipe, 'cause honesty can rot Killing us with a thousand cuts, conquer and divide us It's all a game that we have lost too well Can we get a little charity? Can we get a little empathy? The joke's on you, I only hate myself Killing us with a thousand cuts, conquer and divide us You rigged the game and now we can't push through Can we get a little charity? Can we get a little empathy? The only thing I hate more than myself is you