The Crucifixion (Live) - Billy Connolly

It was an April night and I was driving Went out on the town The show was at the palace So we all went on down We all had a bomb as I recall But now it seems absurd As the madness raged upon the stage He didn't say a word He was a little weak and we all fear It wasn't one of us He didn't drink, he didn't smoke And he didn't even cuss You'd see him now and then With a bunch of men hanging around the sea And I'm sure I would have liked him more If he were a little more like me It was a spring each day The clouds were gray Looked like in my dream Thought about the night before And I was so ashamed When I heard what they had done to him Stranger I had known But as drunk as we all got last night It's a wonder we got home He was a little weak and we all fear It wasn't one of us He didn't drink, he didn't smoke And he didn't even cuss You'd see him now and then With a bunch of men hanging around the sea And I'm sure I would have liked him more If he were a little more like me And I'm sure I would have liked him more If he were a little more like me

Abrázame Madre del dolor Nunca estuve tan lejos De mi cuerpo Abrázame De la vida Yo ya estoy repuesto ¡Ah! Abrázame Madre, madre del dolor Nunca estuve tan solo En este mundo Abrázame Amanece Y hay resignación Y en esta quietud Que ronda a mi muerte No tengo presagios de lo que vendrá, ¡yeah! Abrázame Madre, madre del dolor Nunca estuve tan lejos De este cuerpo Abrázame De la vida Yo ya estoy repuesto

So you think you'll take another piece of me To satisfy your intellectual need (Do you want?) Do you want action? (Action, action, action) Gonna bring you down 'Cause you're pushin' me You gotta recognize my superiority (Liar, liar, liar, liar) You know you believed it! (Liar, liar, liar, liar) 'Cause I'm the main man! And that's why Everybody wants a piece of the action! Everybody needs a main attraction! I've got what everybody needs, satisfaction guaranteed! Everybody wants a piece of the action, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh, I was suicidal 'cause she was my idol Baby, baby, baby, bring it to your knees Now, there was a time I would have walked the line But you bled me dry With your insatiable greed (Liar, liar, liar, liar) You know you believed it (Liar, liar, liar, liar) 'Cause I'm the main man And that's why Everybody wants a piece of the action Everybody needs a main attraction I've got what everybody needs, satisfaction guaranteed Everybody wants a piece of the action Do you want (do you want action?) Everybody wants, everybody needs Everybody wants, everybody needs Everybody wants a piece of the action Everybody needs a main attraction I've got what everybody needs, satisfaction guaranteed Everybody wants a piece of the action, action, action, action, yeah, yeah, yeah

Are you ready, Steve? Aha! Andy? Yeah! Mick? Ok. All right, fellas, let's go! Well, it's been getting so hard Livin' with the things you do to me My dreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see I see a man at the back as a matter of fact His eyes are red as the sun And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her 'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man at the back said everyone attack And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said boy, I wanna warn ya It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Oh, I'm reaching out for something Touching nothing's all I ever do Oh, I softly call you over When you appear there's nothing left of you Now the man in the back Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner She could kill you with a wink of her eye Oh yeah, it was electric, so frantically hectic And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man at the back said everyone attack And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said boy, I wanna warn ya It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Blitz Blitz Blitz Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening And the music was soothing, 'cause they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man at the back said everyone attack And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said boy, I wanna warn ya It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man at the back said everyone attack And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said boy, I wanna warn ya It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz It's, it's a ballroom blitz It's, it's a ballroom blitz It's, it's a ballroom blitz Yeah, it's a ballroom blitz

North side, east side Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town Dancing, glancing Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down Way past one, and feeling alright 'Cause with little Willy 'round they can last all night Hey down, stay down Stay down, down 'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy 'round Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no! Little Willy, Willy won't... go home Uptown, downtown Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style Inside, outside Willy sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile Mama done chase Willy down through the hall But laugh, Willy laugh, he don't care at all Hey down, stay down Stay down, down 'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy 'round Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no! Little Willy, Willy won't... go home Little Willy, Willy won't Willy won't, Willy won't Little Willy, Willy won't Willy won't, Willy won't Little Willy, Willy won't Willy won't, Willy won't Little Willy, Willy won't Willy won't, Willy won't Little Willy, Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy 'round Willy won't go Try tellin' everybody but, oh no! Little Willy, Willy won't... go home Little Willy, Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy 'round Willy won't go Try tellin' everybody but, oh no! Little Willy, Willy won't... go home Little Willy, Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy 'round Willy won't go Try tellin' everybody but, oh no!

All over the land, the kids have finally startin' to get the upper hand They're out on the streets, they turn on the heat And soon they could be completely in command Imagine the sensation of teenage occupation At thirteen they'll be learning And at fourteen they'll be burning But there's something in the air of which we all will be aware But they don't care No No No No So Come and join the revolution Get yourself the constitution And join the revolution now And recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage Turn another page on the teenage rampage now So recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage Turn another page on the teenage rampage now, now, now They're getting it on, ain't doing it wrong, but they're gonna do it, it won't be long They've gotta be heard, they've got the word, they really belong And now they're coming on strong Imagine the formation of teenage legislation At thirteen they were fooling But at sixteen they'll be ruling And there's something in the air of which we all will be aware But they don't care No No No No So Come and join the revolution Get yourself a constitution And join the revolution now And recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage Turn another page on the teenage rampage now So recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage Turn another page on the teenage rampage now There's something in the air of which we all will be aware Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, so Come join the revolution Get yourself a constitution And join the revolution now And recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage Turn another page on the teenage rampage now So recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage Turn another page on the teenage rampage now Recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage now (We want Sweet) And recognise your age, it's a teenage rampage now, now, now

Last Train Tae Glasgow Central Last Train Tae Glasgow Central You better catch this one. And you better have a ticket 'cos here's the man BiddieBiddiebumbum - to Glasgow central We had a great time. You couldnae wack it Spent aw ma money, and pawned ma jacket And on the train, gain hame, i was hidin' in the lavi when the ticket man came Biddiebiddiebellbum - To Glasgow central Last Train Tae Glasgow Central Last Train Tae Glasgow Central You better catch this one. And you better have a ticket 'cos here's the man BiddieBiddiebumbum - To Glasgow central