The Bald Lady - Tomas Zivor

It would appear that male pattern Baldness has set in His hair, at an alarming pace Running away from his face He's losing his virility And now his masculinity Has been compromised And his libido down-sized Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me From what I have been reading His scalp needs kneading To stimulate each follicle And reverse this diabolical Condition that's afflicted he For years and has cruelly Repulsed each potential mate And left him with a balding pate Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me Sock it to me baby, yeah Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me Thank God! Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me How?

Yeah Fuck that, woah Uh, fuck that bitch I changed the plan Switch my style like I switch hands Block the witness take the stand Fuck out the way bitch back it up Shit better get played in a palace (word) I can't treat niggas like big deals Why put up a front I'm callous Bald (ha) I look like Ray Allen (real) These niggas make beats on big wheels Your files is not a challenge (nah) Boy you can't rap for shit Shuttlesworth blessed me with talent Hairline proof God needs balance Bald (I'm makin' waves, bro) Uh, look I'm cashing out Young Darby I'm tagging in They gon' bring your casket out I hope that you fit in it Ooh, what you doing? Yeah How you get caught with no gat? You niggas must got no pride Peggy gon' give you no slack fo' real 'Cause you pussy Woah, woah, woah Keep my business off the 'Gram Switch my style like I switch hands Going to war on foreign land Fuck out the way bitch back it up Shit better get played in a palace Wait Uh, I can't treat niggas like big deals These toys don't come with no kids meal Been there done that done seen it Not my girl but I fuck her like she is They be fucking up my lyrics on Genius And these pussy ass critics repeat it Been the same since Even Stevens Y'all niggas switch with like the seasons Y'all lives ain't got no meaning And them deals ain't got no freedom I can't just loop it and leave it Gotta smack it up, rip it up and eat it (yeah, ha) You can't feed your kid 'cause you spent that shit on your car (you broke) Tape my hands I'm going over squares heads like a VCR (ha) Bald