The Baby Finally My Boyfriend

My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap My stupid boyfriend wants Mommy to pick up his room My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end Then you could be my stupid girlfriend My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is some kind of sin My stupid boyfriend drinks only the stinkest gin My stupid girlfriend just mubbles in her private code My stupid boyfriend takes any excuse to explode Oh, if only they follow the overdose trend Then you could be my stupid boyfriend My stupid girlfriend takes hours to make up her mind My stupid boyfriend is always one sentence behind My stupid boyfriend loves nobody more than himself My stupid girlfriend's in love with her pet magic cow We don't even like them, so why pretend? When you could be my stupid boy/girlfriend Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end Then you could be my stupid girlfriend

I'm not your boyfriend, baby I ain't your cute little sex toy I'm not your lion or your tiger Won't be your nasty little boy I'm not your boyfriend, baby I can't grant your every wish I'm not your knight in shining armor So I just leave you with this kiss You can catch me on the speed train Beeper in a three way Shinin' with the gleam chain And your honey givin' me brain You can catch me watchin' AI Mellow, it's game time Pinkie with the same shine Pit bull and a canine You know I rep' this shit I got it tatted on my skin If you fuckin' with my city Then you fuckin' with my kin You know I rep' this shit I got my hands up on your chest Motherfuckers best believe it That you're fuckin' with the best I'm not your boyfriend, baby I ain't your cute little sex toy I'm not your lion or your tiger Nah, nah, won't be your nasty little boy Whoo, I'm not your boyfriend, baby Yeah, I can't grant your every wish Yeah, I'm not your knight in shining armor So I just leave you with this kiss Kill the lights These children learn from cigarette burns Fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks It feels right All these asphyxiated, self-medicated Take the white pill you'll feel alright Kill the lights These children learn from cigarette burns Fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks It feels right All these asphyxiated, self-medicated You can catch me on the speed train Beeper in a three-way Shinin' with the gleam chain And your honey givin' me brain You can catch me watchin' AI Mellow, it's game time Pinkie with the same shine Pit bull and a canine You know I rep' this shit I got it tatted on my skin And if you fuckin' with my city Then you fuckin' with my kin You know I rep' this shit I got my hands up on your chest Motherfuckers best believe it That you fuckin' with the best Kill the lights These children learn from cigarette burns Fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks It feels right All these asphyxiated, self-medicated Take the white Kill the lights These children learn from cigarette burns Fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks It feels right All these asphyxiated, self-medicated Take the white pill you'll feel alright Kill the lights These children learn from cigarette burns Fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks It feels right All these asphyxiated, self-medicated Take the white pill you'll feel alright Kill the lights These children learn from cigarette burns Fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks It feels right All these asphyxiated, self-medicated Take the white pill you'll feel alright

Don't cry when I die When it's my time I probably won't die I'll just lie down and close my eyes And think about stuff These eyes got too wide seen too much of life's goodbyes Should have spent less time making loot And spent more time in my birthday suit with you And everybody upstairs, everybody down stairs I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them 'Cause I'll be hanging out with you Not Jimi Hendrix, Jesus or the dude Who played the sherriff in Blazing Saddles You not Chris Farley Mr Rodgers oh I've waited so long You can finally meet my Mom Life is good, but love it's better Even Bieber ain't forever We all got to go you know So you might as well go in style Everybody prayin, everybody singing I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them 'Cause I'll be hanging out with you Not Gilda Radner, Buddha or the dude Who had pop rocks and soda at the same time You, not Jesse James, Paul Newman and oh I've waited so long You can finally meet my Mom. I'm not making light of things But who's to say who's right with things like this There's so much that we miss Tryin so hard to be rich and famous Pretty and thin, to win It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young So forget everything and just be with me here now For as long as we can and whoever goes first save a spot You, not Etta James, Bob Marley or the girls who won my heart along the way You, not Sitting Bull, Ella or Bach and I almost forgot You can finally meet my Mom You can finally meet my Mom You can finally meet my Mom You can finally meet my Mom No Steve Jobs, or Ty Cobbs, Al Capone or any other mobs No Whitney Houston, Chet Baker, Andre the Giant or the Undertaker You can finally meet my Mom You can finally meet my Mom You can finally meet my Mom You can finally meet my Mom