The Amazing Racist (Skit) - MOFO

If you have a racist friend Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end Be it your sister Be it your brother Be it your cousin or your, uncle or your lover If you have a racist friend Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end Be it your best friend Or any other Is it your husband or your father or your mother? Tell them to change their views Or change their friends Now is the time, now is the time, for your friendship to end So if you know a racist who thinks he is your friend Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end Call yourself my friend? Now is the time to make up your mind, don't try to pretend Be it your sister Be it your brother Be it your cousin or your uncle or your lover So if you are a racist Our friendship has got to end And if your friends are racists don't pretend to be my friend So if you have a racist friend Now is the time, now is the time for our friendship to end GOODBYE

Get fucked up, get bud Just don't leave your drink around me 'Cause the shit will get drunk up Everybody fuck around Shut the fuck up I can't even hear what you're saying, girl Shut up Jokes, I'm playing, I'm drunk, fuck Oh shit, oh my god, I'm so fucked up, what's up? Yeah, girl, stick your butt up Shake it all around Make the dollar, pound, peso, yen, rupee And groovy, just like a movie Ooey, truly zooted out I don't even know what it to do me Move it out, move it in Okay, let me do it again... Okay Sweaty, heady, Eddie Spaghetti told me to chill out Tryna cause some fun so I pulled a bunch of bills out The booze ain't the problem The other shit it lead to When it come to wildin' believe in no equal Me and Bikram drunk and we wildin' in Queens Promoter buggin, screamin' "Who the fuck invited Heems?" So much Bacardi started speaking dumb Then I tried to snub Dap It must've been Puerto Rican rum Young Amitabh, I'm a don Single malt neat, I prefer Oban Or that aged shit, twenty-five Mcallan Mommy drunk quick 'cause she only eat salads Pissy drunk, wildin' drunk 'Bout to get dissy Huh?