I rented my apartment On a Monday at one A-singin' do lolly, lolly Shicky bum, shicky bum Started movin' in it On a Tuesday at two A-singin' do lolly, lolly Shicky do, shicky do Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin' Hey baby, put a phone in for me Thursday at four He came a-knockin' at my door, singin' Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man You just show me where you want it And I'll put it where I can I can put it in the bedroom I can put it in the hall I can put it in the bathroom I can hang it on the wall You can have it with the buzz You can have it with the ring And if you really want it You can have a ding-a-ling Because-a hey baby I'm your telephone man Can you believe that? And then he says Now when other fellas call ya Tell 'em how it all began Well, can you imagine? My heart began a-thumpin' And my mind began to fly And I knew I wasn't dealin' With no ordinary guy So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan Then my fingers did the walkin' On the telephone man Singin hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Get it any way you can Right? Ha, ha, ha, so I got it in the bedroom And I got it in the hall And I got it in the bathroom And he hung it on the wall I got it with a buzz And I got it with a ring And when he told me What my number was I got a ding-a-ling A-singin hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Just-a doin' my thing Ha, ha... I've never done anything Like this before

Mr. Telephone Man (there is something wrong with my line) Mr. Telephone Man (I get a click every time) Mr. Telephone Man (there is something wrong with my line) Mr. Telephone Man (I get a click every time) Mr. Telephone Man I called a thousand times, Mr. Telephone Man I travel all my life, Mr. Telephone Man Don't you got my message, Mr. Telephone Man Or maybe hit again, Mr. Telephone Man Afraid that you can't face it, Mr. Telephone Man Or maybe it's just different, Mr. Telephone Man Mr. Telephone Man Woohoo Mr. Telephone Man (there is something wrong with my line) Mr. Telephone Man (I get a click every time) Nah nah nah nah dah Mr. Telephone Man (there is something wrong with my line) Mr. Telephone Man (I get a click every time) There is something wrong with my line I get a click every time Something wrong with my line Get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man Oooh Mr. Telephone Man Nah nah nah dah Mr. Telephone Man Oooh Mr. Telephone Man Oooh I dialed the right number, but I still couldn't get through

Hello Kim What? What's wrong, Bob? I couldn't get through What you say? I couldn't get through I don't know, either she's not home Or there's something wrong with my phone We'll just try it again, that's all Yeah, she's gotta be there (mhmm) Yeah man, I don't think there's anything wrong with your phone Maybe you just dialled the wrong number or something We'll just call her again Bobby, she gotta answer Sooner or later (yeah she's gotta) Okay, I'll call her Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time When I dial 611 repair service She said, "Hello, may I help you please?" I told her, something must be wrong with my phone 'Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time She let the phone ring twenty times before she answered Let me tell you what happened then A minute later, I got the operator Saying, "Please hang up and place your call again, baby" Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time (click every time) Mr. Telephone Man (Telephone Man) Something's wrong with my line (wrong with my line) I tried to dial her number, but I get a click every time (click every time) Some strange man is on the telephone (the telephone) He keeps telling me my baby ain't home (that she's not home) She ain't got no party line The situation's blowing my mind, oh I just can't take this anymore Please operator, see what you can do I dialled the right number, but I still couldn't get though Would you just check the line, just one more time if you can? I'm pretty sure my phone wouldn't be answered by no man Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man (Telephone Man) Something's wrong with my line (wrong with my line) I try to dial her number (dial my baby's number) But I get a click every time Must be a bad connection, I give her my love and affection (Oh sugar) I just can't take this no more This situation blowing my mind, oh (blowing my mind) Can't get my baby on the line (the line) I try dialling information (Mr. Telephone Man) I can't get no cooperation (Mr. Telephone Man) The sister on the phone, telling me my baby ain't at home Ah baby, I just can't take this anymore Telephone Man Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time Telephone Man Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time Telephone man Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time Telephone Man Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time Telephone Man Wrong with my line (Mr. Telephone Man) Dial my baby's number Click every time (Mr. Telephone Man) Telephone Man Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time Telephone Man (help me out, please Mr. Telephone Man) Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number (help me out, please Mr. Telephone Man) Click every time Telephone Man (please help me out) Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time Telephone Man Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time Telephone Man Wrong with my line Dial my baby's number Click every time We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected Or is no longer in service We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected Or is no longer in service We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected Or is no longer in service We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected Or is no longer in service

Put your lips close to mine As long as they don't touch Out of focus, eye to eye 'Til the gravity's too much And I'll do anything you say If you say it with your hands And I'd be smart to walk away But you're quicksand This slope is treacherous This path is reckless This slope is treacherous And I, I, I like it I can't decide if it's a choice Getting swept away I hear the sound of my own voice Asking you to stay All we are is skin and bone Trained to get along Forever going with the flow But you're friction This slope is treacherous This path is reckless This slope is treacherous I, I, I like it Two headlights shine through the sleepless night And I will get you, get you alone Your name has echoed through my mind And I just think you should, think you should know That nothing safe is worth the drive And I would follow you, follow you home I'll follow you, follow you home This hope is treacherous This daydream is dangerous This hope is treacherous I, I, I I, I, I I, I, I Two headlights shine through the sleepless night And I will get you, get you alone Your name has echoed through my mind And I just think you should, think you should know That nothing safe is worth the drive And I will follow you, follow you home I'll follow you, follow you home I'll follow you, follow you home I'll follow you, follow you home This slope is treacherous I, I, I like it