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Technology - Ludwig Von Drake & Chorus - Silly Classical Songs

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@Violeta
629
30 Sec

Technology - song lyrics

The wave of the future, it's technology
Easy as pie, try it and see
There's a newer, faster way to get things done
User-friendly and fun
It says, "Out with the old!", with no apology
It's called technology

Calculators and fax machines
Electric grinders for your coffee beans
CD players you don't plug in
Instant banking if you know your PIN
Cable channels and satellites
All encoded with bits and bytes
Hand-held games are fun for kids
Electric openers to flip your lids

The Internet! The best thing yet (a million places for you to go)
The Internet! Come surf the net (a million ways that you can spend your dough)
The Internet! Let's not forget (the latest graphics to knock off your socks)
The Internet! It's your best bet (it's like a library in a box)

The wave of the future, it's technology
Easy as pie, try it and see
There's a newer, faster way to get things done
User-friendly and fun
It says "Out with the old!", with no apology
It's called technology

Wireless headsets and cordless phones
Little piggies that just might be clones
A zillion choices of food you crave
Cook it faster in your microwave
Electric toothbrush to brush your teeth
Rotate the angle to get underneath
Laser surgery to fix your eyes
Liposuction to reduce your thighs

Technology and Geology (with carbon dating, we can test the rocks)
Technology and Musicology (we know the color of Beethoven's socks)
Technology and Cosmology (the latest planets are all aglow)
Technology and Biology (The chicken or the egg? I still don't know)
What do you think?

Alright, all you ducks, all together now!
The wave of the future, it's technology
(Easy as pie!) I like rhubarb
(Try it and see) it's good!

There's a newer, faster way to get things done
User-friendly and fun (oh, so much fun!)
It says "Out with the old!", with no apology (with no apology)
It's called technology

Technology! Technology!
(Whoa-ho-ho, did you hear that note?) Technology!
Bloody technology, technology
Whoa-ho-ho, just flip the switch!

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If you ever wondering where I am Anchor to my own wonderland These different time zones How do I ever land by you By you? Yeah, all these days go by and it feels like I'm counting sand I want you around me to fill up this emptiness Girl, help me write the story with a happy ending with you (Oh yeah) For you I want you close, closer, baby 'Cause this long distance ain't working for me (No) Why do you have to be overseas? 'Cause this technology, you know it It don't do it for me (Hey! Yeah) For me (No, it don't, it don't) It don't do it for me (No, it don't, hey!) For me (It don't do it baby, no) It don't do it for me Baby, you know I'm in love Your body, I got the answers (For me) Why you teasing me all the time? 'Cause it don't do it for me Baby, you know I'm in love, yeah Your body, I got the answers (For me) (Oh yeah) It don't do it for me I've been drinking way too much Time goes so slow, an orbit around the sun Is there any chance, you could fly to me? To me, please? Don't hang up your cell phone, don't give up on me I'm tryna make this FaceTime last Actin' like any time, innocent free Oh-oh, I need you, here with me, yeah To write these songs, oh-oh, about you I want you close, closer, baby 'Cause this long distance ain't working for me (No, whoa) Why do you have to be overseas? (You have, all this water) 'Cause this technology, you know it It don't do it for me (Hey!) It don't, it don't do it for me It don't, it don't do it for me (Hey!) It don't, it don't do it for me (Oh!) (It don't do it baby, no) It don't, it don't do it for me Girl, I need all of your love Sun down to sun up, yeah (For me) For me, oh baby It don't do it for me (It don't do it for me) Give it here, give it here (Yeah) Girl, I know you've been waiting (For me) And you know that It don't do it for me Baby, you know I'm in love Your body, I got the answers Why you teasing me all the time? (For me) Baby, you know I'm in love Your body, I got the answers Why you teasing me all the time?
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She work it girl, she work the pole She break it down, she take it low She fine as hell, she about the dough Doin' her thing right on the floor And money money she makin' Look at the way she shakin' Make you wanna touch her, wanna taste her Have you lustin' for her She's so much more than you're used to Knows just how to move, seduce you She gon' do the right thing, touch the right spot Dance in your lap 'til you're ready to pop She's always ready When you want it she want it Like a nympho, the info Show you where to meet her On the late night 'til daylight The club jumpin' if you want a good time She gon' give you what you want Baby, it's a new age You're like my new craze Let's get together Maybe we can start a new phase This smoke's got the club all hazy Spotlights don't do you justice, baby Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin' Ayo, I'm tired of using technology Why don't you sit down on top of me? Ayo, I'm tired of using technology I need you right in front of me In a fantasy, it's plain to see Just how we be, you and me Back strokin', sweat soakin' All into my sex sheets When she ready to ride, I'll be ready to roll I'll be in this bitch 'til the club close What should I do on all fours Now that that shit should be against the law Different style, different move Damn, I like the way you move Girl, you got me thinkin' 'bout All the things I'd do to you Let's get it poppin' shorty We can switch positions From the couch to the counters of my kitchen Baby, it's a new age You're like my new craze Let's get together Maybe we can start a new phase This smoke's got the club all hazy Spotlights don't do you justice, baby Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin' Ayo, I'm tired of using technology Why don't you sit down on top of me? Ayo, I'm tired of using technology I need you right in front She wants it, she wants it, she wants it I gotta give it to her She wants it, she wants it, she wants it I gotta give it to her I gotta give it to her
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