The world is turnin' Telling me to hurry on You gotta run to get ahead Try to take the things you want But when the sun begins to set So many things I haven't done yet Oh, but I won't worry 'Cause there's no hurry The world's not passin' me by 'Cause the Lord He knows Just where each day goes I know He won't leave me behind And I won't be bringin' a single thing That my heart can't Carry inside Cause I'm goin' home And I'm only takin' my time The weight of worry Is never worth the price Of a world of treasures That can never satisfy But I know Heaven's up ahead Where the best is yet to come So I won't worry 'Cause there's no hurry The world's not passin' me by 'Cause the Lord He knows Just where each day goes I know He won't leave me behind And I won't be bringin' a single thing That my heart can't carry inside Lord I'm goin' home And I'm only takin' my time So l won't worry 'Cause there's no hurry The world's not passin' me by 'Cause the Lord He knows Just where each day goes I know He won't leave me behind And I won't be bringin' a single thing That my heart can't carry inside Lord I'm goin' home And I'm only takin' my time I won't worry 'Cause there's no hurry The world's not passin' me by 'Cause the Lord He knows Just where each day goes I know He won't leave me behind And I won't be bringin' a single thing That my heart can't carry inside 'Cause l'm goin' home And I'm only takin' my time

I didn't run so fast Today I felt so high. When your heads Gave up on else for a while. You're stealing my heart away But not in my loving way. I feel as if my blood has gone, Oh baby, come on! A plea to my heart and my selves Where we stand As my heart ling is nearby I will shine to you all Stop taking my time. I won't stop the surprise Today I felt so high Or a time, I won't call you mine. You're stealing my heart away But not in my loving way. I feel as if my blood has gone, Oh baby, come on! A plea to my heart and my selves Where we stand With the wrong hands in my touch That will last for too much. A plea to my heart and myself Where we stand As my heart ling is nearby I will shine to you all Stop taking my time. Stop taking my time.

(What a great time to be human) There once was a boy who lost his own mother Loved him to death and smothered his brother The kids in the street all shouted with joy New shoes on their feet, they danced to destroy The boy became man, then ran to his lover She cast a spell to bring back his mother They went to the preacher and he banged a gong The crooks and believers all sing the same song Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss (ooh-ooh) Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss (ooh-ooh) Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human (What a great time to be human) There once was a girl who drank from the fountain She left her youth halfway up the mountain She went back to get it, but someone was there They had her committed and shaved off her hair They threw her a party with diamonds and spoons But they were bloodsuckers with crocodile shoes She went to the chemist to make her a dog But he was dyslexic, so he made a God (God, God, God) Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss (ooh-ooh) Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss (ooh-ooh) Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human (What a great time to be human) (Shanghai, summertime, goodbye) (What a great time to be human) Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss (ooh-ooh) Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human, to be human, to be human What a great time to be human Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss (ooh-ooh) Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss (ooh-ooh) Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human What a great time to be human

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr. Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die. Lucky theres a Family Guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry! Hes a Family Guy! Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo. Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of arts, the images were graceful, the stories were smart. Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie! Hes a family guy! Lois: His smiles a simple delight. Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. About that! And his hat! Brian: Hes mastered the comedy arts. Stewie: He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts. (fart sound effect) Lois: Hes loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel! Brian: No thank you. Stewie: I gave it the office. Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? But heres a happy reply. Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Hes a Family Guy! Hes a Family Guy!!! Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome. Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Im kidding for Christs sake, Im not serious. Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you Im generous; I shouldnt actually have to spend any money. Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit? Brian: Yeah, it is a little bright. Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just noticed something. With that light shining on you from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr. Brian: Yeah, youve told me that before and uh, its interesting, because Im thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears. Stewie: Really?! How so? Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your eyes like Britney does. You know where You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart? Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done but it was the south, so they didnt have the medical technology. Stewie: Oh, I see. Chris: Mom! Lois: Yes honey? Chris: I have a wedgie. Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it. Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight. We got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show. Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of Brian when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a dog suit for the scene, and the actor of inside the suit was Raven- Symoné, who was Olivia on the Cosby show. Brian: Fascinating bit of trivia. Peter: All right, okay, I got one for ya. You know the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot, and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in and says Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail! Lois: Oh My God! Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to drink before the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner, exposing her penis to traffic. Brian: Oh My God! Meg: Ew! Thats Disgusting! Peter: Can you believe that? Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis? Peter: Eh, special permit. Stewie: I say, what is it with these actors? Theyre perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk. Brian: You gotta watch your language, kid. Stewie: Oh, its a record album for Gods sake. Lets cut loose a bit. Chris: Nipples! Hehe. Stewie: Perfect example. Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to god, I heard someone use the word balls. And I thought to myself, My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does whatever he damn well pleases, doesnt he? Bringing words like balls into Americas living rooms. I wonder how hed like it if I just walked into his living room a- and use the word balls. Brian: Uh I think that would be breaking and entering. Lois: You know, I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening. The last show we did we had to leave him at home. They didnt allow babies in the theater. Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh! Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch. Lois: Stewie! Thats very rude. Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff. Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. And Mrs. Griffin Peter: Howre ya, sweetheart? Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie? Hailey Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay. So after you and Peter left for dinner, I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this story right. Please.